This is rad

This is so chilling. In a world of Brexit and Trump, this is a real possibility. Alberta, what are you doing?

Toronto, I am sorry. I packed our winter stuff away today. #snowing

My dad rented Coming to America for my 8th birthday. It was an enlightening day for third graders in attendance.

Look at this precious thing.

"What happened?" "I’m stuck. It's so embarrassing." “I guess things went... a-rye?” “Please do shut up.” "You should get out of the sun." "Why?" "Otherwise, you'll be toast." "You're an asshole, Charlie." “You’re right, you deserve butter.”

Canada’s World Cup Group schedule is set. June 12: vs. 🇧🇦Bosnia and Herzegovina (Toronto) June 18: vs. 🇶🇦Qatar (Vancouver) June 24: vs 🇨🇭Switzleand (Vancouver) The Group B winner will stay in Vancouver for the Round of 32 — and should they senate further, Round of 16. #CanMNT

Yes. I learned a lot! It only slightly warped me.

In which my friend - unprompted by me, note! - does a deep dive into Ryan Gosling's sweater in Project Hail Mary. www.theglobeandmail.com/life/style/f...

We don’t talk enough about the greatest wedding scene ever filmed 🎥

can this be a solution?

Italy beats the USA 8-6

Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you? Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]

Oh shit, my fault, I didn’t mean to accidentally invite DJ Tanner to my demonic sex party

Mom, come get me. They're making me arrive 3 hours early for a one hour flight to the States.

This is amazing. It's also cool that in Paralympic curling they still yell "CURL!" at the rock so it seems like there's a telepathic element.

Katie, whoever you are, I'm rolling. ROFLing even.

This gave me a little giggle on an otherwise somber day

Max Scherzer re-signs with Blues Jays for chance to win, get even with guy who cut him off on DVP

🤠💸There’s a baked-in analysis in every Alberta provincial budget that is impossible to ignore: Alberta relies too much on revenues from oil and gas royalties to fund the daily operations of government. daveberta.substack.com/p/nate-horne...

🇨🇦BELIEVE🇨🇦

Overtime in this gold medal hockey game is brought to you by the Heart & Stroke Foundation.

My gentle Puck, come hither.

*taps the sign*

Jeezus

That was so many men

I’m not complaining but this is a lot for my nervous system 🇨🇦

Canada would have gone full Vancouver-losing-the-Cup if that call had gone the other way

McDavid showed why he's the greatest in the world on that PP. Beautiful pass to MacKinnon for the lead.

one thing i didn't know is that if you're still sleeping when the plane lands, the pilot actually has to carry you to your house and tuck you in bed

MITCH MARNER I’VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU!!!

CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! (I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)

Wow, talk about obeying in advance (TM Tim Snyder snyder.substack.com/p/obeying-in...)

I can't give Jason Kenney any credit for opposing these separatists now that he's out of politics when he has taken no responsibility for inviting them into the tent of his "united" party after they were marginalized for decades precisely because they were hotbeds of white/Christian nationalism.

All of Canada when Bad Bunny yelled CANADAAAA

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

who the hell called them "podcast hosts with whom I've developed an unhealthy parasocial relationship" and not . . . earbuds.

Please sign if you have not yet signed #Canadians only until February 3 to get 10,000 signatures Thank you.

What, is he fled?

To an extent I appreciate the need to take the Alberta Independence movement seriously but the irony of trying to host your separatist event at “Canadian” Brewhouse to be told to leave and then pivoting to “Swamp Donkey” needs to be highlighted.

As a Canadian, Jesus Christ

Love this from Guillermo del Toro

The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something

The start of this CAN-FIN game, defensively #WorldJuniors

60%+ to UCP and CPC in last elections. Why aren’t they happy to prop up industry on the back of the public?

Loving this secondary scoring! #Oilers

Nuge is fighting! #Oilers