Can confirm

Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds

Givin’g ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle.

Here comes Tre

Fun fact: nothing you achieve in life will ever look this fucking cool.

Come on boys. Let’s get it. #BlueJays

Emperor Justinian's invasion of his own country hastened the fall of the Roman Empire. But after a thousand years of darkness and poverty Italy saw a Renaissance. Could the same thing happen here?

I admire the Jays strategy thus far: trap your opponents in a pocket Hell Dimension made of pure baseball until they lose the will to play and give up.

This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll

Tarps off is a part of our culture!

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

The Dodgers told me Yesavage keeps striking out their batters so I asked how many batters they have and they said they just go to the dugout and get a new batter afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding batters to Yesavage and then Jason Bateman started crying.

Look how huggy they are 🥹

Great game there by Yesavage. Love this team.

Dodgers looking rattled here. Don’t let up! #BlueJays

I would love to have Kirk come over to give me a pep talk when things aren’t going so well at work #BlueJays

i truly really love davis schneider; it obviously started with his glasses but has evolved, quickly

Vladdy and Babe really not helping get Snell’s pitch count up there #BlueJays

Pretty good start here for the Jays

Wondering what I’ve done wrong in my middle age that the Reddit algorithm thinks I would really enjoy the r/mustard subreddit.

Exhaaale

Gritty outs here from Varland. Need one more. #BlueJays

They posted a link to watch the livestream. www.sportsnet.ca/mlb/article/...

Imagine running a major Canadian sports network and not being able to keep it on air during the first World Series to feature a Canadian team in 32 years.

6-1 #BlueJays!

Sure would like to be watching this game, Sportsnet. Really pleased to be paying your giant rate hike right now.

Great outfit tonight on Hazel.

Who’s ready for more baseball? #BlueJays

I don’t know the exact number of people that attended the last Alberta separatist rally, but it was fewer than the 456, 365 people who signed the Forever Canadian petition.

Simu Liu sighting

Work is so soon from now

Koufax is there, let’s send him in next.

Fuck I am going back to the arts. This is too much.

I’m dying. This is great though. Go #BlueJays.

I hope that the Premier reconsiders her desire to invoke the “notwithstanding clause” in dealing with Teachers. This very rarely used clause, stripping Canadians of civil rights, has no place in collective bargaining. General strike would be a commensurate response. #ableg

Okay, playing They Not Like Us during this intro is a pretty good troll

This is wild. Absolute scenes at Skydome tonight. 9-2. #BlueJays

Shulman supremacy and I am here for it #BlueJays

🚨 ALERT 🚨 It is now officially babies in tiny jackets with ears on the hoods season. Please be on the lookout for babies in tiny jackets with ears on the hoods at all times.

“There’s nothing more Canadian than the hockey game being interrupted to celebrate the Blue Jays heading to the World Series” #Canada #BlueJays #WorldSeries

HEY YOU GUYS IT'S BASEBALL

Hi. I wrote an essay about AI slop: How it feels like an invasive species for the internet. How its boosters describe building a future that’s devoid of craft. How frictionlessness can be nihilistic & how this stuff seems to leach part of our shared humanity out of the world. I hope you'll read it.

This is so fucking Canada, it’s glorious.

The Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reni, 1597, 📸 via @RoysEnergy

George's full AB with in stadium audio only.

Buck Martinez and Dan Schulman get to call the World Series. That absolutely rules.

Clutch Clement does it again!

Varsh gets the party started