Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to all who celebrate. I hope you make a Four Seasons Total Landscake.

Mamdani: "My message to ICE agents & to everyone across this city is that everyone will be held to the same standard of the law. If you violate it, you must be held accountable. There is sadly a sense growing that certain people are allowed to violate that law, whether they be POTUS or ICE agents."

Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one

AOC: We know that Donald Trump has not only been convicted of committing crimes, but that the supreme court has given him a blank check to continue to commit crimes while in office. So we cannot underestimate the threat and the danger of this moment. But we cannot respond to that with cowardice.

You might think you’re ready for this needle drop at the Cuomo watch party. I promise you: you are not.

🚨BREAKING: Maine voters rejected a Republican-backed ballot initiative Tuesday that would have imposed new photo ID rules and severely limited mail-in voting — a decisive win for voting rights advocates who said the measure threatened to upend the state’s tradition of accessible elections.

Give Me Results Now

how is this guy simultaneously completely fucking insane and a more honorable opponent than any republican in national office

Carlos "El Gato" has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

The Mystery Man has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

The Dalek Empire has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

Pazuzu has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

Lord Anubis has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

“I’m a law-abiding citizen who never thought I’d be of such interest that the U.S. government would use my tax dollars & yours to try to send me to prison…[after being] manhandled by an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent trying to remove my phone from my hand.” www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...

Meanwhile, in South Korea: "Starting at the end of November, public parking lots with more than 80 spaces will be required to install solar power generation facilities. This obligation applies not only to newly constructed parking lots but also to existing ones." cm.asiae.co.kr/en/article/2...

France has done this, too. Brilliant idea

DON'T FORGET!

Hmm, was going to look for flooding in NYC and instead got this treasure NBC New York: GIANT PIGEON TAKES OVER WEST VILLAGE TOWNHOUSE https://www.nbcnewyork.com/video/news/giant-pigeon-takes-over-west-village-townhouse/6411844/ #pigeons

Let the campaigning begin.

Trying on your new outfit before the Halloween party.

I will repeat this every single day for the next three years: Any Democrat running for president in 2028 must pledge to immediately tear down/bulldoze/demolish Trump’s ballroom and fully restore the East Wing and any other piece of the People’s House Trump has or will destroy.

A very offline cousin sent this to fam group chat. This story is breaking containment.

Coincidence or not, that’s pretty crazy. (via MS desk) @dkthomp.bsky.social

Trump talking about killing people:

Graduate seminar did a deep dive on Thomas Paine’s Common Sense yesterday. At the line, “in America the law is king,” they (14 students from 6 countries) burst out laughing. I've been doing this for 35 years and this is the first time that was a laugh line.

He was upset that 7million people turned out to protest him and so he immediately reposted AI slip of him bombing protestors with shit and literally knocked down part of the White House. This should be clarifying.

Two days ago, he took a shit on the American people. Today, he began demolishing the People’s House. That’s all he does. He shits on people, and he destroys things. Bcuz he’s a horrible person. I blame him a lot for the death & destruction he’s caused. I blame his enablers & his appeasers even more.

EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification. I glanced down at the message. “Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began. So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies. www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...

This is the first day in forever that my feed was full of joy and wit instead of an unspeakable new horror every three hours.

#A_NewHope ✊

Damnit I missed 420069...

If you intend to keep using Windows, you can remove the "AI" garbage and telemetry with Windows 11 Debloat. It also works on Windows 10, because Windows 10 ALSO has Copilot.

tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working

Donald- So I just admit that I was wrong and I get to go into heaven? Jesus- Yes my child. I paid the price for your sins when I died on the cross Donald- But I have to admit I was wrong? Jesus- Yes my child. Donald- I like messiahs who weren't crucified.

Our plane to Spain is in the air! 🙌🙌 Thank you so much to the countless people supporting us in every way and in particular all of the Rutgers students and faculty who have supported us every step of the way.

Friends and comrades made a crowdfunding page for my family. It’s really hard to post this. I know that there are a lot of other important issues asking for money but things have gotten to the point where we need to open ourselves up to your support. Thank you for your consideration.

Incredibly alarming—after the whole ridiculous antifa roundtable at the White House, as Mark was moving with his family to Europe after threats…

“Someone” cancelled my family’s flight out of the country at the last second. We got our boarding passes. We checked our bags. Went through security. Then at our gate our reservation ‘disappeared.’

BREAKING: We just won in court — again. A federal judge BLOCKED Donald Trump’s unlawful attempt to DEPLOY 300 OF OUR NATIONAL GUARD TROOPS TO PORTLAND.

“Become a courts reporter,” they said. “You’ll get weekends off,” they said. “Because there won’t be any hearings on the weekend,” they said.

BREAKING: A federal judge finds that there is evidence Kilmar Abrego was VINDICTIVELY PROSECUTED. The judge GRANTS Abrego's motion for discovery and a hearing, and the government must now PROVE it did not vindictively prosecute Mr. Abrego. 1/

This is simple. Congress should not willingly pay the bills to fund the most serious assault on political freedom in our lifetime - an assault that may collapse democracy as we know it if we don't fight back.

As if irony isn’t already dead, the Hatch Act violation on the DOJ website, which blames Democrats for the shutdown, appears on the page advising DOJ employees they are subject to the Hatch Act. joycevance.substack.com/p/a-note-abo...

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

"'Someone who says I’m against abortion but is in favor of the death penalty is not really pro-life ... Someone who says I’m against abortion but I’m in agreement with the inhuman treatment of immigrants in the United States, I don’t know if that’s pro-life.'" www.ncregister.com/cna/pope-leo...

The moment where Hegseth ends his speech and not a single officer claps is the most hopeful thing I have seen in a long time.