Ok I know this out there, but a time traveler from the future left this book behind. Basically Biff with the sports almanac, except it’s a world history textbook from 2094 about the era we’re living through. Surreal. Not in a fun way. frankramblings.com/blog/2026/03...

SocialFusion is now in public beta! 🥳 Your Bluesky feed + your Mastodon timeline in one native iOS app. One inbox. One compose screen. No more app switching. If you're on both networks, this is for you. Join the beta → testflight.apple.com/join/EhYZnjd2 Details → frankramblings.com/socialfusion

I’ve been living in both Mastodon and Bluesky for a while, and the context switching finally broke me. So I built SocialFusion: a native iOS app that unifies both timelines in one feed. Public beta launches Thursday. Countdown + details: frankramblings.com/socialfusion

I’ve been living in both Mastodon and Bluesky for a while, and the context switching finally broke me. So I built SocialFusion: a native iOS app that unifies both timelines in one feed. Public beta launches Thursday. Countdown + details: frankramblings.com/socialfusion

4x3 shows Pillarboxed with quibi vertical shows on the sides.

oh thank god i was so worried this wouldn't be tremendous value for shareholders

Just a reminder that buying Warner has historically killed the buyer

BREAKING Netflix says it is backing out of a bid to acquire Warner Brothers, which means David Ellison’s Paramount is likely to move forward as primary bidder and potentially take control of the company that owns Warner Bros., CNN, HBO, and a vast portfolio of film, tv, and streaming assets.

Ditto here

we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago

Remember Charlie Sheen’s 2011 meltdown? If that happened today he’d get elected president.

Petition to cancel Presidents’ Day and go back to just celebrating Washington and Lincoln’s birthdays.

Imagine going to this screening on a night like this one. The blood of an American civilian runs on a Minneapolis street. These people have no shame.

genuinely stunning image

The arguments I have received from the pro-ICE world are “it all happened so fast” but looking down your barrel through an open window at the side of a person’s head and pulling the trigger is murder.

So, uh. I wrote a whole iOS app in an hour last night. 😅

Imagine being so pathetic that you brag about accepting someone else's Nobel Peace Prize as a bribe.

Well, my son. Life is like a beanstalk. Isn’t it?

i am watching ken burns american revolution right now and this is literally what every letter from the era they read sounds like

Trump to Reuters about the midterm elections: "When you think of it, we shouldn't even have an election." www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...

I use Mastodon and Bluesky, but I’ve never loved that the people I follow are split across different apps. So I decided to try building my first iOS app to bring both of my feeds together.

get it while it's free folks

I sat in a fucking court room and heard Apple imply that a naked cartoon banana was somehow inappropriate but somehow Grok non consensually undressing women and children is ok?? www.theverge.com/policy/85990...

chickenshits www.theverge.com/policy/85990...

Evergreen skeet

I fundamentally trust a director more when they call their movie a “picture”

they should invent a 2026 planner that does the things you write in them

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Surreal to see my face in the latest @parlogram.bsky.social video

This business of businesses being closed on mondays when I have a toddler to entertain is really cramping my style

Every few months now I re-read this "Who Goes Nazi?" piece from 1941 and am blown away by how it captures the people we are dealing with 80 years later. harpers.org/archive/1941...

I heard someone say that bologna is just hot dog pancakes and that’s been fucking with me all day

Who else has been using Adobe Audition since it was still Cool Edit Pro? ✋

Don Jr. seeing the Epstein birthday letter

do you ever feel like the lone pikachu in the knockoff labubu claw machine of life

I wrote and told this joke before they changed the Cracker Barrel logo back, okay!??!

What the living fuck

charmless sociopaths in pursuit of mass engagement at impossible scale with zero ethical guardrails and no functional government oversight, what could go wrong

Who else was too poor for an iPod in 2004 and settled for a Creative Nomad Zen Xtra?

It's really unfair that I can't CLEP my way into a Doctorate in Beatles Studies.

Somewhere out there, there’s a version of “Heartbreaker” where Pat Benatar sings “Bootlicker,” and it feels right today.