Oh oh oh! “Ready To Go” by Republica

Yeah, no official DC T-shirts happening here.

Is this gender dysphoria or is it just unseasonably hot?

I’m just never going to be comfortable ever again.

Still a little mad that Whore Island isn’t a real place.

You’re perfect, yes, it’s true.

Local singles are looking to eat chips for dinner while we watch TV. I’m local singles.

Every fanbase has one fan who bought a cybertruck and wrapped it in their teams colors. Just remember that when you see a cybertruck wrapped in the colors of your rival.

If "Call Me Maybe" hasn't been done already, it is an indictment on the entire horror film genre.

I think everyone needs to get more comfortable with just blocking every mother fucker they come across, even if that means they block me.

Bofuri is my favorite yuri light novel/anime. At least until I remember my other favorite yuri series.

Sometimes I'm good at focusing on work. Sometimes wanna ride bikes?

No baseball today?

My doctor and I have agreed to the following health care schedule:

Good morning to low information voters, please don't eat at this food truck, it's the bare minimum you can do to defend rural queers 😘

No one told me that Chicago trains have a Shinji depression ad

Even the ones you agree with. Especially the ones you agree with.

I'm forty-blahhhhhhhh years old and I'd rather read manga than maybe 2 or 3 current US comic books.

Livin' that oily T zone life!

Jake Rogers is my Pokémon starter.

I’m just the boy who’s had too many chances.

We don’t share the propaganda of the state.

Been meaning to ask this because of the opening text from Superman: Is there a specific DC property set in the 1700s?

JUST FUCKING WALK HIM!!! #baseball

9 more outs. #baseball

I know it's popular to say if Stephen Miller got laid and/or wasn't picked on in school he wouldn't be like he is. As someone who didn't get laid and got picked on in school I'm pretty sure there is something more deeply wrong with him than tough school days.

KEEP THE LINE MOVING!!! #baseball

*inhale* *exhale* (But complimentary) #baseball

Every Bumblebee that isn't a VW Bug is an afront to God.

Just. Walk. Ramirez. #baseball

The Free Press is neither Free nor a Press; Discuss.

Oh, the weirdo economist that's crushing on a fake teenage "actress" writes for The Free Press. It all makes sense now.

Someone else in the building may think I was yelling at a roommate to leave. But I was just telling a baseball to leave the field. Sorry for any confusion, neighbors. #baseball

DINGLER DINGER!!!!!

Dan's still mad about that double. #baseball

Oh great, we're finally getting to stink bug season. I hate stink bugs, I'm very susceptible to the smell.

Why are fucking Ohio people singing about West Virginia?! It's the 3rd and 4th words in the song! It's not "Almost Heaven. Cincinnati."

Just fucking walk him! The rest of the game, I don't care what the situation is. #baseball

*the worlds longest inhale* *the world's shortest most exasperated exhale* #baseball

"Changes to ‘black box’ warning on hormone therapy for menopause symptoms expected soon, FDA chief says" Serious headline. Me, singing "Everybody" by Black Box.

Dan has switched to "That error/not an error call was wrong." Normalcy has returned. #baseball

Now please... A 2nd run! Please. #baseball

"JUST LEAVE THE FUCKING BAT ON YOUR SHOULDER!!" - Me, to Javy Baez, loud enough where he should have heard it. #baseball

There is a lot of shadow talk, as expected. #baseball

April in October.

It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It is fine. It's fine. #baseball

Would I buy an official Dr Rockso T-shirt? Maybe. I'm not paying 60 bucks for it.