The Mets start a series at Wrigley Field on Tuesday, and I was thinking... What if we get Glenn Close to wear a white dress and stand up in the crowd?

OK, didn't know iHerb was owned by Dr. Oz. Just ordered something from there, but obviously will not be doing that again.

So, spoilers for The Natural, if you haven't seen it, but... ...did Memo poison him at the party?

I don't know if all AMC theaters are showing The Natural this week, but mine is, and despite having watched it dozens of times, it was definitely worth seeing on the big screen. Even though I'm now in the mall after midnight and it's Hella creepy.

How come when I honestly ask questions I would like answers to, I get zero responses, but when I'm just being an asshole, I get randos in my mentions? What's up with that?

I don't especially want to re-subscribe to Hulu Live, so I still need advice on how to watch the MLB playoffs. Please and thank you!

it’s about making women suffer

I'm always confusing Nvidia with Nxivm

My phone just now, in an act of violence: "Remember that time you saw Jesse Winker hit a grand slam last season?"

There's a new Star Wars?

Nikai is fall ready 🎃🍂 #ambassadorwolf #happyfall

Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart

2025 mets: ya gotta bereave

It's weird that they picked Rosh Hashana for the rapture

The absolute nerve of the Mets trying to sell me postseason tickets this morning.

Appalachian Trail over I-70 Eastbound in Western #MD.

Highlander remake also shut down because Henry Cavill was injured. Who is trying to kill the Brit action stars?

#ヤギ

Early 2000s A's energy

I hate Jacob Young

They just ejecting guys for slamming their bats now?

Nationals playing the series like it's the fucking playoffs

FRANCISCO LINDOR! 🍎 #LFGM #LGM

In case you were wondering why the entire timeline is saying it's not the Mets year:

Gary Cohen agrees with me

The universe does not want the Mets to win this year

OK, sometimes you hit your knee, and it feels like you might never walk again, but then you're fine, and it appears that's what happened to Lile, so that's good.

I hope Lile is going to be OK. Also, I'm very confused.

Turning the game on a bit late and at least the Mets aren't losing already

If you're not actually going to describe the picture, don't use Alt text. Don't just put something in Alt text so people don't yell at you for not using it. You deserve to be yelled at more.

Jeff McNeil did this like 4 years ago. Why did it take a White Sox player so long to follow his lead?

I miss walks a lot Brandon Nimmo

I wish I had been drunk for the end of this game too.

I blame those idiots with the shoes on their feet

How to make Mets score runs?

Guy next to me is big mad that the Mets are "disrespecting the Bronx Zoo."

BROOKLYN WINS!

Kid in the home run challenge was clearly a gap to gap hitter, which is also valuable and should be rewarded.

I don't know what Baty's new walk-up song is, but it's in Spanish, and I love that for a white boy.

WHAT IS NOLAN MCLEAN'S STRIKEOUT EMOJI? IT'S WAY TOO SMALL!!!!!

McLean has a strikeout emoji now. I can't tell what it is, but clearly it's bad. Make it go away.

Got to the game super early. Will definitely be slightly tipsy to start the game.

Genie in … an apple? 🍎 The timing of this Juan Soto homer was incredible 😂 (MLB x @GoogleCloud)

If the Mets play a playoff game at home this year, I will buy one of the buckets of cookies they sell at Citi Field, so I can stress eat during the game.

Every Mets post game interview since June: "Can you talk about how dreamy Juan Soto is? What makes him so dreamy?"

I'm sorry, but what are Ohtani and Schwarber doing that is all that special compared to Soto? I kind of got it when Ohtani won over Lindor, because 50/50 is historic, but there's none of that this year.

A new career-high for Juan Soto! 👏 #LGM

Juan Soto is underpaid.