I already remember Ike Davis more than I care to

Lots of women think old men are hot. Men should work on being interesting and lead a relatively active lifestyle, and I guarantee you women will still want them in their 80s.

Of course the Mets win the 1 time I fall asleep on the game

David Wright has made watching this game worthwhile

It's 2026 and they're still making "oh no dad has to take care of the kids alone" movies

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only Buffy the Vampire Slayer Farscape Late Night/Late Show w/ Letterman Late Late Show w/ Ferguson Venture Brothers Star Trek (tos) Twilight Zone She-Ra JL/JLU Spectacular Spider-Man Alias Quantum Leap Community The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

David Stearns doesn't have e the track record of success to justify this. The Brewers won 1 playoff series under him. ONE. And it was his first season as GM.

“Today, I am the greatest of all time.” Rickey Henderson became baseball’s stolen base king #OTD in 1991. 📸: Brad Mangin

Lindor in the dugout like, "I can't move! Someone come high-five me right now!"

MJ MELENDEZ!!! 🍎🍎🍎 #LGM THE HERO WE NEED

I hate him

David Stearns' plan to just hope Robert doesn't get injured and that Semien starts hitting again and that Polanco can play first base sure is working out great. Should've crossed his fingers harder, I guess.

Well, that 1 win was fun

JUAN SOTO! 🍎 #LGM

I personally think making a cutesy cartoon about child death is pretty dark

Our health care system is a nightmare, but more cancer is the answer

we all have our vices and i'm a hypocrite for judging them like this but "bringing back smoking" is an idea periodically floated by the dumbest people alive whose only real belief is edgelordism. i am totally unwilling to hedge on or reconsider this opinion

The Mets are 3-0 on Bark in the Park nights.

Juan Soto says this is just the beginning

Fitted caps: A psyop to see what kind of dumb haircuts men and boys will get so they can wear them?

The Mets have learned and are giving regular Knicks updates on the big screen

Craig Kimbrel warming up. I don't know if 8 runs is enough, boys.

Year 3 or 4 of Citi Connect Rewards and year 2 of being a season ticket holder, and I still don't understand how discounts and rewards work. Sometimes, I just buy concessions and don't get charged, and neither I nor the Citi Field employee know what happened.

Now there's 2 bro-y guys behind me talking about "hall passes," but 1 is bisexuality.

SOTO! It's a 7 RUN INNING!

The Semien hit was so lucky, and i was shocked, not because it was a hit, but because the Mets actually got lucky. When was the last time that happened?

I almost posted "Soto bomb coming" as he walked up to the plate and deleted it

JUAN SOTO!! 🍎🍎 #LGM

Please say a prayer for me that the conservative lesbians who wouldn't shut the fuck up have left their seats behind me for good

Mets should let the Bronx Giraffe win, to change the vibes

BO BICHETTE! 🍎 #LGM

What if I bought a $50 McNeil jersey?

Pardon my face but I MET MRS. MET!!!! #LGM

This is way prettier than I imagined Barovia @pattyboom.bsky.social

I definitely missed something. What happened to Juan Soto's arm?

Did someone ask John Hinckley Jr.'s opinion, or did he just offer it up? Crazy either way.

But I guess He-Man also looked better in the 80s because no amount of modern movie magic can give you what Dolph Lundgren was born with.

He looked better in the 80s

Did they just gender the Yankees and Dodgers?

Alex Cora, rightly: "Why would I want to put up with that shit when I could get paid to do nothing instead?"

I bet David Stearns nodded approvingly when Derek Jeter removed the Marlins home run statue

I no longer believe this man grew up a Mets fan

gerry fought like a goddamn lion for a long time and was never anything less than... yknow. *gerry.* and when he was sick and hurting and fighting for every moment left he could grab, he still had the steel to tell these nazi geeks to get fucked. let his memory be a blessing -- and a goddamn roadmap

There's an added layer of sadness with Gerry Conway's passing because it's impossible to think of the characters he created and not think of the friends who loved them.

Punisher Carol Danvers Werewolf by Night Man-Thing Tombstone Jackal Mockingbird Firelord Justice Hammerhead Killraven Ben Reilly Man-Wolf Glory Grant Carrion Jason Todd Firestorm Killer Croc Power Girl Killer Frost Star Sapphire Detroit League Atari Force Cheetah #GerryConway

Between comics and the CBS programming my mom raised me on, Gerry Conway's storytelling had a huge impact on my life. RIP

Kinari is all smiles going into the week!😁

Team Italy forever!

I'm currently nearing the end of the 3rd trilogy in the series (The Tawny Man Trilogy), and real life is a huge nuisance right now. I need everyone to leave me alone so I can at least listen to the audiobook while I work, but they won't. Stupid work.

I'm going to go buy the greasiest burger I can find.