Hey I know all of you NYT gamers are too young to know this, but Quaalude is a proper noun and thus ineligible for the Spelling Bee. Jeff Spicoli knows: “People on ‘Ludes should not drive. “ #nytsb #fasttimes #spicoli

"You gotta mike the box." the engineer Bill Halverson on the making of "Ain't No Sunshine," 1971 (from a Mix interview in 2012)

Just 11 days after being released from prison, Billie Holiday plays in front of a sold-out crowd at Carnegie Hall

Gee,After Burning Himself Alive And Saving 7 Soldiers, What Took So Long For His Medal Of Honor ? His Name: Alwyn Cashe.......

Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.

Trump leaves the mints on Netanyahu's pillow. Bibi leaves a favorable review.

Not a single US newspaper will publish this photo. No news channel will broadcast it. The graves are being prepared for more than 80 young children killed in the US/Israeli strike on the school in Minab, Iran on Saturday. (📸 Middle East Observer)

Fancy!

I hear she’s very concerned, though.

A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.

My main takeaway from the Jack Smith testimony: we should push our presidential candidate to make him Attorney General in 2029.

I guarantee that the entirety of ICE has more past criminal charges themselves than the people they've kidnapped so far.

I always like it when PBS says that viewers like me.

#pattismith #horses

Trying to get ahead of that Joyce Carol Oates dunk

Support and thanks to those who are working to keep us safe without pay during this government shutdown

Yelling at the radio, "I don't want early access to concert tickets. I want healthcare!"

Be careful out there.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tylenol. Tylenol who? Tylenol doesn't cause Autism, you dumb motherfucker.

Oh we know. Up With People.

I still think it’s backwards that every mass shooter owning an AR-15 is considered a right while their victims’ healthcare is considered a privilege.

A little Sunday Night humor…. Lmao 🤣

I would add that he ignored HIV/AIDS far too long, missing a critical opportunity to contain the spread. But he was so good with Bonzo.

You can lead a horticulture but that won't make her a first lady.

🐶♻️ A French bulldog from China goes out with his owner three times a day to collect plastic bottles on the streets of Guangzhou. Over five years, he has collected plastic bottles worth more than 10,000 yuan.

I’m not on X, can someone ask him if he’s going let us tax him so we can afford UHI?

By MSM, do you mean the Washington Pravda and New York Tass?

I’d be afraid of those dogs too.

More and more of those Banksy-style posters of the Sandwich Guy are popping up in DC. Just had these (and dozens of other photos) shared with me.

Blue Jay: My scientific name is Cyanocitta cristata American Robin: Oh that's beautiful, I don't know mine, not sure if I have one

My goto is to ask LLMs how many states have R in their name. They always fail. GPT 5 included Indiana, Illinois, and Texas in its list. It then asked me if I wanted an alphabetical highlighted map. Sure, why not.

Jizz-lane is an Israeli citizen, Mossad agent, and a helicopter pilot. She can flee to Israel 🇮🇱 and be exempt from extradition because Israel does not extradite her citizens. I’m sure the $28.5M is a mere blip in her offshore wealth holdings.

youtu.be/JT9qiiFEUT0?... From atop the White House, Donald Trump distracts and denies, a song and dance all too familiar. But such is the job of the Diddler on the Roof.

Led Zeppelin

This piece is the proof of concept for a new bilayer construction process. Two sets of panels which are perpendicular to each other interconnect to make a rigid surface. The prototype is constructed from just 1/16” sheets of plywood yet holds it shape when suspended from a single point

Lorikeet logic: You saved me, now here’s my entire contact list.

This is incredible

We have paid 15% of our income* for our entire fucking lives. Please go fuck yourself. * I know half technically comes from the employer but if they weren’t paying it we would make more money

LOL 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

It’s FCF! Fat cat Friday 😂😻