I’ve got so many outdoor chores today but I just want to read my book.

I need to get back to NYC soon. It’s been 12 years.

My god today needs to end. Day from hell.

Thank goodness it’s Friday I need the weekend.

I sure do love men

Went and saw the new addition at our wedding venue this evening. 😍😍

Inch of rain in 30 minutes. This is fun.

My cat keeps stealing my comb off the counter and running away with it.

Just realized when we have kids I won’t be able to sleep naked so I’ll probably have to sleep in boxers and the very thought makes me want to vomit. 😂

What if we all just didn’t go back to work tomorrow. What are they gonna do fire all of us ?

Pancake and waffle day

Honestly there is nothing better than Jim Cornelius singing Back Home Again in Indiana with fighter jets flying over head. 🏎️🏎️

Time for the Greatest Spectacle in Racing. 🏎️🏎️

Wake up wake up! It’s race day! Time for the Greatest Spectacle in racing! (I hope the rain holds off) 🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️ #indy500

stop!! shaving!! your hairy chests!!!!

Gunner just threw up everywhere because he ate a goddamn chipmunk. It’s his 3rd chipmunk kill this week! 🐿️🐿️🐿️

Daily walk time 🚶🏽‍♂️🚶🏽‍♂️

Got some hairs cut today.

Today just needs to not.

Gay people shouldn’t have to work when the weather is nice.

Finn spooked a chipmunk out of hiding this morning and Gunner went in for the kill. Such good boys. 😍🐿️🐶🐶

Shower then bedtime. I have a 7 fucking 30 in person meeting tomorrow morning. Send coffee.

I want to pop my back so bad but I have the chiropractor in the morning. 😩

Who wants to buy me a pool sweeper? Ya boy needs one

Told Connor we need to ride our bikes to the zoo one day. Only a casual 34 miles ish one way. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

#mcm indeed

He is TESTING my patience today. He’s so annoying. 🤣

I love my husband. I love my husband. I love my husband. I love my husband. #deepbreath

Ended up getting a margarita. 🍸

I need a stiff drink after that flight.

Looking for a pride Cubs jersey. I got approval to get one. 😋😋😋

Men are so hot

So many hot dads at the Ritz today. 🥵🥵🥵

Connor has finished Heated Rivalry so now I can finally watch the show. 🥵

9.3 mile bike ride in the neighborhood and could easily go another 9 to finish off all the roads we missed. 🚲🚲

Nothing better than feeling the entire weight off your man on top of you.

Told Connor I wanted a Brewers jersey (cause he’s a huge Cubs fan) and he offered a divorce instead. 🤣🤣🤣🤣⚾️⚾️

My husband has such a nice butt. 🤤😋😋

Number 8. Or 9. I’ve lost count. 🍹🍹

I think I’m on at least #7 since 4pm.

So many margaritas today. 🥵😈🤤🍹🍹

Need some new speedos that don’t break the bank that are preferable not amazon. Send recs please!

Made it to Florida. 3 hours late. Someone took our bag at baggage claim but thankfully the airport staff got ahold of the guy and he brought it back to get his bag.

Lemme jump on this trend. 👨🏻

Turned the heat back on. Stupid Indiana weather. 🙄

Thank god I’m on PTO til the 11th.

Offering mustache rides this humpday.

Obligatory new hospital pic. 🏩🏩

Egg donor contract is signed. 🥳🥳🥳

Weedeating done. Now time to mow. ☀️☀️