Brad: “Got any peas?” Ed: “Peas?” #TheArchers

In the #TheArchers Hanging SLs file: what happened to Wor Rochelle after 3 months’ saturation coverage? Wasn’t she in a bail house or something awaiting trial? And still no news on the back story or the bairns. Did I miss something or are we back up another garden path?

It occurred to me earlier that Sven, the tree trunk in trunks, on ISIHAC must be in his seventies, so go Leonard. #TheArchers

Is this the first time they’ve implied Jill isn’t entirely active - watching like a hawk then scarpering for a sit down rather than doing any washing up? #TheArchers

How about we let a jury decide?? news.sky.com/story/boris-...

Just realised this is referring to a church in North Carolina and not the Welsh singer

Is anyone going to tell Roy? Thought not. #TheArchers

Someone: “How did you get here, Kate?” Kate: “Teleported through the space-time continuum.” #TheArchers

This week’s #TheArchers is like a fever dream. For starters, why were they ever in Blackpool? It’s not on the way to Scotland - or anywhere (except Fleetwood). It’s at the end of a cul-de-sac after turning left at Preston. Then why would Leonie go in the circs? It goes on, but it’s all just weird. 😵‍💫

Could the event of getting Mark Bonnar in be justified by Helen moving to a Croft and never being heard again? 🤞 Money well spent. #TheArchers

‘Foreign visitors at the Rewilding’? Really? Who are these people and what is there to see or do, preferable to Stratford or Oxford? 🤔 #TheArchers

Your regular reminder but these twerps who act like the Keystone Cops all run highly successful businesses. Presumably the doors will drop off the car next. 🤡 🚗 #TheArchers

Face it Tony, you wouldn’t be on the rota for this week just to wave them off. #TheArchers

Oh my

So that’s Lilly subtly written out for the next year. Maybe it will give poor mute Lizbeth more chance to get a word in edgeways. Plus, it’s one fewer person to talk about cricket. 🥳 #TheArchers

Hazel. Hooray. All is forgiven. #TheArchers

I’d forgotten how uninterested I was in the beavers. It’s quite nostalgic. I wonder if they’ll mention Herbal ‘mind freeze’ Leys while they’re at it. #TheArchers

So how would a mobile shop work in a single village? Does she pull up outside and ask if you want to buy owt? Do you summon her on an app? Will it be parked up somewhere? 🤔 #TheArchers

Amber’s Dad sounds a bit stereotypical. #TheArchers

Ruth has turned into a lunatic. Has she been kicked in the head by a cow? I think we should be told. #TheArchers

if you’re wondering what TV & radio would look like without the bbc if the right had its way, picture the state of our privatised rivers & seas, but instead it’s raw sewage pumped into your telly & speakers

They’ve blown the buffet on another outside broadcast. No wonder it’s all Emily and cows lately. They always go a bit peculiar when they go beyond the by-pass so this does not augur well. #TheArchers

If no-one knew him, presumably he didn’t go to the church, so surely straight to the crem? 🤷‍♂️ #TheArchers

Mick’s a retired roadie with a personal hygiene problem. What’s he considered perfect for? #TheArchers

And now the creep’s spoken up after the event, having listened from a side chapel (how big is that village church, btw?) Hopeless. #TheArchers

That was the sound of the creepy vicar sitting on a fence on the subject of [checks notes] forgiveness. He might as well go back to sitting at home. #TheArchers

Is that cowboy still dragging out the damp proofing at the shop? Either he’s having a right laugh, or there’s a clandestine eviction underway. #TheArchers

I am not having Lizzie Dripping as Edina Monsoon. That’s it. #TheArchers

Huntingdon - This comment from Simon Calder is worth repeating. My thoughts with all involved

While the whole thing about these people suddenly appearing is absurd, has anyone managed to triangulate Esme‘s age? Wasn’t Mulligan described as old, and her life elsewhere seems long established, so 50s? Yet now the Brookfield kids are hanging round her eyeing their prospects. 🤷‍♂️ #TheArchers

When’s the last time Lizbeth was heard? Had she got laryngitis, or is she another one under the Vicarage patio and everyone sworn to omertà? #TheArchers

Have they mentioned who the landowner is at Mulligan’s farm? #TheArchers

LoLox seems to switch between being a major entertainment venue and somewhere run fairly single handedly by an occasionally frazzled Lizbeth. Does it have any staff who might resolve the chocolate issue without Vince having to nip out from his slaughterhouse? #TheArchers

I wonder if Amber was intended to be a short lived character so was cast short term, but they decided to go permanent but that needed a recast. #TheArchers

Copy & paste #TheArchers script. Pip: “Me me me me me moan whine me me me Rosie whine moan strop me me me me [repeat].”

Reform are into Day Three of Racismsplaining. It's harder than it looks. thecritic.co.uk/easy...

I don't know who to credit this image to, but anyway, they got the price wrong. That 2/9d should read £122 million

Farage: epic grifter

How dystopian or salmonella ridden are all the other pubs in South Borsetshire that this madhouse is judged to be the best? Best stay home. #TheArchers

Pip, you are the victim here. It’s all soooo unfair. Probably best to relocate to Brazil. That’ll show them. Byeeee. 👋 #TheArchers

Braverman deleted this tweet which made me wonder who that previous prisoner was. His name was Junead Ahmed. He was a conman mistakenly released in 2023. She was Home Secretary at the time. Oh. news.sky.com/story/migran...

Josh: “He didn’t alienate us.” Esme: “Why is that?” Josh: “We never spoke to him.” These cosy chats are bizarre. #TheArchers

Maybe Miranda will buy it, give Brian the deserved heave ho, get back with Justin and move him in. Maybe it’s all planned and he’s putting up half the money. Fall of the House of Aldridge. #TheArchers

Ruairaidh’s declined steeply from being an international gigolo to the rich and famous, to getting excited about a family holiday in the back end of beyond with a bunch of squabbling village folk. Get out now! #TheArchers

Ask the neighbours of 30 years who didn’t even know his first name to choose the hymns for the funeral. Of course you would. I suppose it’s because they’re bloody Archers. #TheArchers

I hereby declare war on premature Christmassing. Any shop caught doing this before 1st December must be shut down and turned into affordable housing. Choose sanity. Vote Binface. (Photo dated 9th October 2025)

Why don’t they go without Brian & Adam? Win-win. 🤷 #TheArchers

Hopefully the booking scam has returned, the Scottish Castle hasn’t been booked at all, the nonsense theme week from last year knocks out another one this year (timed to coincide with the final of Celebrity Traitors? - no you hijack away, don’t mind us) and the world rebalances. #TheArchers