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WomenRiseUp2026
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#Epstein
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Caught up late on the 1930 from Paddington, and that Probation Officer sounded very much like the Pantomime Dame they all went weak at the knees about. Does he moonlight? Was he in a frock and full face of slap and no-one thought to mention it (it being 2026 and all that)?
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I love the way Clive hangs about on the Green, smoking a fag, when he arrives in Ambridge, so everyone knows heās back. Just like a real life pantomime villain. You know where you are with Clive. Look and learn, Marky!
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Detective Horrobin on the case! Thatās what we need. Borsetshire Plod had their chance and blew it. Go Clive! šµļøāāļø
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2 days ago
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In a glorious parallel universe, Clive has come into money and is going to buy Home Farm house.š¤
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ealdwine
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Robert Hutton
2 days ago
I'll say it again: watching Robert Jenrick do "cunning politics" is like watching a toddler hide behind a cushion. "Where's Robert gone? THERE HE IS! Oh no! Where is he? THERE HE IS!"
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General Boles
2 days ago
Jenrick to Farage
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Stephen McGann
2 days ago
Universally-known cynical opportunist we promoted for cynical opportunism, sacked for pursuing other opportunities cynically.
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Of course Weird Xander, with his cardigan and briefcase, has laughable hair. He probably smokes a pipe as well.
#TheArchers
3 days ago
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No, Susan, Alice is not better than all of them. Sheās a snooty oxygen drain. Kate is the best of them, by far. I will not be taking questions.
#TheArchers
3 days ago
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Lunch at the Tea Room? Whoās the cook/chef there now? Is it Emma? I donāt think she or Susan have mentioned it (as I imagine they would if sheās āmanagementā). I assume Natasha or Tom donāt do it themselves. Is it another of the drudge job trolls from under the bridge?
#TheArchers
3 days ago
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Brian: āIām still the head of the family.ā Silly old man.
#TheArchers
3 days ago
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āAdam was furious.ā
#TheArchers
4 days ago
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Oh FFS. People throwing themselves at an Archer. I thought better of these people. Ask Clarrie about these leeches: theyāll drop you like a stone the moment it suits. Fewming. š¤
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Robert Hutton
5 days ago
In an amazing coup, Reform have a star defector, the self-described most popular politician in Britain! It's... hang on, have I got this right... Nadhim Zahawi?
thecritic.co.uk/zaha...
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6 days ago
#GVerse
#Shit4Brains
Props to Denmark!
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Bryan Blessed
7 days ago
If I take antibiotics to clear up my chronic knob rot, the knob rot wins - so I'm watching my cock turn green
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Anne Applebaum
7 days ago
The Norwegian Nobel Prize committee has been forced to make a statement, declaring that the prize cannot be transferred. It's hard even to comprehend how stupid this has become
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Robert Hutton
7 days ago
One reason I'm so negative on Badenoch's Conservatives is that they've American-internet-brained themselves into positions that were always obviously terrible. This is from the start of October.
thecritic.co.uk/if-something...
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Adil Ray
8 days ago
If a Pakistani Muslim owned X, distributed indecent images of girls on a platform where govt do their PR, where some receive payments for posts, they would have distanced themselves by now. X would be shutdown and Braverman and Farage would be calling for a ban and investigation into Pakistani men.
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The people on TheTraitors convince themselves of guilt with more evidence than these people consider it all cut and dried. š¤¦āāļø
#TheAtchers
8 days ago
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Theyāre letting William use knives!šŖ š±
#TheArchers
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archivetvmusings
8 days ago
The Two Ronnies - Swedish Made Simple by Gerald Wiley (9th January 1975)
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Anthony Painter
8 days ago
The DG of the BBC said this week that it remains on X because it has to reach a worldwide audience. 40m followers.... 40k views and 92 likes. A local Facebook group has more reach.
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James Ball
8 days ago
Modest proposal: any minister claiming the government āneedsā to be on X should have to read out the top ten comments on their departmentās most recent post.
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Rubber gloves? Maybe theyāve been wearing your undies, Jolene! š±
#TheArchers
9 days ago
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āA change of heart at The Bullā. Burns Stuff cancelled, Kenton sacked, and cat given a proper name. Lovely.
#TheArchers
10 days ago
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Will someone invite Mark Bonnar to this Scotathon?
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10 days ago
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Surely, theyāve had recent practice in doing a āwelcone home, Georgeā party. Why the umming and ahing? Didnāt they do ālessons learntā?
#TheArchers
10 days ago
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Surely one of the benefits of hell being unleashed at the Horrobins, a rampage, and a vigil for George should be that we donāt have to listen to Helen moaning about all and sundry, but mainly nothing. š¤·āāļø
#TheArchers
11 days ago
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Thank you. I sit corrected and informed. Ah - there they go again!
#TheArchers
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11 days ago
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How did the brain scan in Birmingham go? Havenāt they thought to ask? Iāve been on edge!
#TheArchers
11 days ago
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The best part of a week on and seemingly Borsetshire Plod have got absolutely nowhere. Have they (other than DC Marcel Marceau in the background and someone phoning to ask for CCTV from a sedentary position) actually spoken to anybody? Not fit for purpose.
#TheArchers
11 days ago
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A mate of Mickās. Thereās always a mate of Mick when needed for a SL.
#TheArchers
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12 days ago
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Adamās fled to Ireland! Obviously guilty as hell, no further investigation required. Cuff him and send him dahn.
#TheArchers
12 days ago
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Talking of how Neil is, wasnāt he one of the ones at the surgery reporting symptoms to Azra? If so, was there any follow up, or was that another garden path?
#TheArchers
12 days ago
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Iām assuming that the first six people that they hint were responsible, werenāt.
#TheArchers
13 days ago
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Marky and the gangā¦. Flash car⦠Pieces falling in to place. šµļøāāļø
#TheArchers
13 days ago
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āItās the Police!ā Unexpected.
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John West
14 days ago
Days like this are a stark reminder that the UK undertook Brexit at historically the worst possible moment. Bloc politics is here to stay and fiddlearsing about with 2mm advances towards smoother customs arrangements with the EU is not the leadership Britain needs.
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General Boles
14 days ago
āand in other news, President Trump has ordered the bombing of Venezuelaā āCaracas?ā ānot according to his doctorsā
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Carl Quintanilla
14 days ago
Jan 1. Jan 3.
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GEORGE IS ALIVE!
#TheArchers
15 days ago
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Well, I hope he frames Adam, who gets sent down for at least ten years. Some good should come from this.
#TheArchers
15 days ago
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So, what have we learned: āThere was someone there.ā š¤šµļøāāļøš
#TheArchers
15 days ago
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Given that Neil announced George wasnāt breathing, is this: 1) Proof that Neilās hopeless; 2) A resurrection?
#TheArchers
15 days ago
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Only hanging on because Cliveās supposed to be in it.
#TheArchers
16 days ago
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So, as per the flood, time has warped and this āextraā is some kind of abstract summary of the suspects, rendered in an unrealistic way. A red herring parade, as tāwere.
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