Still kinda pissed my lapdock broke in my bag. I dont really need it because I have a laptop now but it was really nice having a lightweight laptop running off my phone

jc denton: word on the street is people can get anything from you. vaccines. drugs. even bofa. deus ex npc: what's bofa? jc denton, pulling out gun: i'm asking the questions here.

if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting

Every time I watch ALIEN I am transfixed thinking to myself "there's no way they've left themselves enough room to get the third horizontal line in that E without it looking like a squashed-in mess!" but no, every single time there it is, and it's beautiful. Most tense part of the movie tbh.

It must be horrifying in this house after 3am. Im just slinking around naked in the dark, eating cheese in the kitchen. I might actually be a cryptid

The kinds of rap/hiphop I like falls into 4 categories: Weird Technical Scary Depressing

Ohhhh, it makes sense that Saul Williams was working with Trent Reznor when he was making tardust

I am THIS (][) close to sticking my dick in that pizza, goddamn

Ok, fuck me. This came out REALLY good. I reduced the consumee into a syrup and mixed it into the pizza sauce and topped it with birria and onion and cilantro and bacon with sour cream on top

Birria pizza because fuck it

Its just kinda like; I wanna be a silly Lil guy And i am being crushed by the immeasurable weight of the world

Ugh, I hate this. Im always in a bad mood after my mom visits. I just wanted to have a fun time at Universal

I hate that Meow The Jewels is so good because I can't play this music anywhere

That and the fractured wrist makes kitchen work pretty hard now. I have to carry most of the weight with my right hand or I get shooting pains. It's been over a year since my fall, so I think it's safe to sayit'ss just....like this now

Welp, in the process of switching careers. Between the current climate making restaurant work even more risky than it already was and just....getting older and more tired I dont really think I can keep working in the kitchen. I just want a stable job and a regular schedule.

Holy shit, I never realized Saul Williams did a NiN cover

Jesus, almost every 3rd entry on the front page of Printable is just AI slop

Sept 30th // Oct 1st

@florkofcows.bsky.social there was a truck at Walmart with a Flork sticker

Is it weird to have a favorite metal? I LOVE titanium

Somebody call the doctor, this is sick

Sometimes I like to go all put and do something REALLY nice for myself

This is how my husband reacts when I threaten to tickle him.

Im trying to add more kinds of my music to my collection because after 100gb of music....I had like 4 genres listed

me, on my first day as a civil engineer but my only experience is Tony Hawk Pro Skater: so we'd put a railing here boss: yup, that's right me: and then on this wall next to the bathroom I was thinking a nice 10-foot quarter pipe boss: ???

How would I ever even miss Spotify

academy award contending tiktok

What happens if you try to lift me

@grimmycoyote.bsky.social youre not wrong, I'm just tired

If i had the power to stop time I would literally only use it for sleeping before work

Uh oh 😰

I went and canceled my spotify now that I've got my media server all set up. Plexamp pretty much has every feature I ever used in Spotify plus more. The bonus is i own all the music too

Its kinda wild that they gave Kaiju No.8 a Prestige Television Opening

i think about this post every time i watch a movie

Ugh, my wrist is acting up again. Really pisses me of that this is just how its gonna be from now on. Thankfully it was my offhand but I can't carry nearly the amount of weight I use to be able to. Hell, getting out of bed makes it hurt now

Smoking that half oz Orc pak that made Tom Bombadill forget his wife

I think I'm gonna meal prep some instant burrito pouches. Vacuum pack some birria, rice and beans in burrito sizes so I can just nuke it in the microwave and dump it into a tortilla

Holy shit, P.O.S has a new EP coming out next month I am HYPE. Its a continuation of RELAY

Animation test for Genndy Tartakovsky's 'The Black Knight' ⚔️ • Follows a knight who controls a 20ft suit of armor in the 14th century • Tartakovsky released the footage to convince Sony to make the film — the studio is unsure if there’s an audience for it

I regret to inform you that the costco premade sourdough pizza crusts fucking SLAP

this is one of the most chilling scenes in jurassic park, wherein, rather than showing us the brutality on screen, the movie uses sound effects to imply the gruesome violence as the cow beats the shit out of a bunch of velociraptors

Well don't I feel stupid

The Birria gods have spoken. Right when I think about making some, walmart has 4lbs of chuck roast on heavy discount

Its funny because my mom is trying to paint the Fandom as some kinda cult. "Isn't it weird that you only have these furry friends, are you not allowed to have normal friends?" Its like.....why would I? Is it weird that you only have friends from work and one next door neighbor?

THEY MAKE BLUE RAINBATH NOW