Oh god, product placement in Fringe.

"hey fred, gimme a drone kink with extra latex!" "extra latex." "and hold the brainwashing." "hold the brainwashing?" "and hold the permanence!" "hold the permanence? hey, jimmy! gimme a drone kink with NOTHIN."

Blaidd and Kalé #ELDENRING

Guys, its Joever. The gen z guys are work are clowning on Elon. So proud of them

Yup, gonna be on Orlando Channel 6.

Im so fucking exhausted and now I've got to go to bed for my 10 hour shift that also possibly involves me being on the news because we have a tv crew coming out to do a piece on our restaurant

There's a good chance I might be on the news tomorrow

They call me Amazon Prime 2 Day Shipping the way I fail to deliver the goods

The Author's Barely Disguised Home Improvement

They call me SpaceX the way I blow your rocket

They call me FedEx the way I'm poorly handling packages

Does Death motivate your workouts? #Bush

WAIT. DO FRINGE AND XFILES TAKE PLACE IN THE SAME UNIVERSE?

Of course Xfiles is playing in the background on this episode of Fringe

My muscles are so tight....I desperately need my vacation already

@mrjimmydafloof.bsky.social I have just found out there is a dating sim in Fear and Hunger

Just a warning about Casper mattresses: they do NOT hold up. I’ve had mine for just a couple of years and it was doing fine, but recently got into a Little Nemo-type situation and the bed broke up over the North Atlantic. Ended up needing a Coast Guard rescue and they laughed at my big nightshirt

Still wild to me that Injury Reserve did a remix of 100 Gec's 745 Sticky

Attention: Reminder Him

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll xikipedia.org

🌈🦕

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

eyes up...i know that skull has eyes but you have a bigger problem #Terraria #WitchDoctor

The only thing i dont like about oblivion is the magic. If oblivion had the magic systems from Skyrim it would be perfect. Skyrim felt kinda lifeless to me but the sheer amount of different magics and ways to combine them was nuts

The volcano erupted, spraying linoleum and carpeting into the air. "Oh my god," the geologist gasped. "The lava is floor!"

Feeling inspired, making a Furnando's inspired Lasagna Wrap

doc? i think you should check that guy out! @renegaderiot.gay 📷 @sleepychi.dog

traunting it and by it haha lets just say my johnny 31/365

Oh waiter! More Witch Doctor please

I Am Normal About The Witch Doctor I Am Normal About The Witch Doctor I Am Normal About The Witch Doctor I Am Normal About The Witch Doctor

haha sucker

I wish I could pet a coyote. Closest I got was poking one through a fence

NOOOOO

Like it feels like that scene in Smiling Friends where Charlie jumps out of the bush after the secret worm cabal

Every single bit of news coming out makes me feel like I'm on max dose, extended release crazy pills

Yeah, my eye color is definitely changing. I use to have fully brown eyes but now they're green with a ring of brown around the iris. Crazy stuff

I had a dream last night I had a ninja creami. I had so much ice cream

hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again

ARTE

I’m so happy for him. 🥰

BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56

Eating 20 daedra hearts in 3 seconds like Joey Chestnut because I'm overencumbered

Yes, Strangæon. Teach me about the Omegaverse

You are not immune to [my] propaganda

🐺 ⋆｡‧˚ 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐊 𝐯𝐬 𝐌𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐁! ˚‧｡⋆ 🐦 Let's have some 𝗕𝗜𝗥𝗕 𝗦𝗡𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗦 𝗕𝗘𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗪𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗨𝗘𝗗 𝗢𝗡 𝗕𝗨𝗡 𝗛𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝟮 (𝟭𝟮.𝟭𝟮.𝟮𝟱)! What could possibly go wrong, eh, Hank?! 🐦

I just tried to take a hit off my Google tv remote. Its so fucking joever

Love steam remote to steam deck. Like 5 hours of playtime at 60fps max settings.