wearing the most normal hat at the devo show

can confirm it's been massive at my library (which I did not really see coming!)

remember when the eat pray love lady wrote a memoir admitting she tried to murder her best friend and lesbian lover. feels like it was just yesterday

need to crack open a mothra pbr tallboy ASAP

I stg if nyx cosmetics does something that requires I hold a grudge im gonna lose it my grudges against milani colourpop and elf are already taking up a lot of my free time

Eric Adams

I’m incapable of talking about Art Spiegelman without bringing up the fact that I actually ALSO had a nervous breakdown at Harpur college

I start a story w the words “my cousin” probably 3 times a day. Sorry for having so many cousins

just saw a photo of my cousin meeting his nephew for the first time and he’s wearing a fucking front bottoms shirt. Imagine seeing a baby photo of you with your uncle and he’s wearing a front bottoms shirt.

one of my cousin’s top 2 spotify artists were the grateful dead and the front bottoms and idk how to describe why but that’s the most cousin thing I can imagine

saw a photo of my cousin watching the Mets game on her phone at a front bottoms show but the truly wild thing is I have at least 6 cousins who would or have done this. some of them aren’t even related to each other

zohran should do this with some phones open to the draftkings app

fall library check. circ leaderboard says these are statistically the comics all discourse should be about

if you've never followed this list I can't emphasize enough how monotonous it is so this much variation feels wild

kinda seismic stuff on the NYT "graphic books and manga" bestseller list this month. there's only THREE dav pilkey and TWO babysitter's club. Probably the oldest avg target audience I've ever seen on this list.

streaming platforms have robbed us of the randomness that used to be both an essential property of tv watching and a quality that mitigated its addictiveness somewhat. we were wholly beholden to whatever happened to be on! if we didn’t like any of it we were obligated to go do something else!

my millennial ass

You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation

"we need to stop the dimensional rift from reaching metropolis!" whole time it's on the other side of the river and clearly traveling like 15mph u literally don't even have time to finish this conversation

i give superman (2025) a 10/10 as an anxiety trigger bc in every fucking scene they show something bad happening rly quickly and then try to fix it for like 40 minutes despite the fact they already visually established the bad thing is happening at a rate where it would be over in like 40 seconds

every time i have to put a bucket under my leaking bathroom ceiling i flash back to the worst yimby take i ever saw which was someone who said that wet over dry laws were the thing holding back development in nyc

wish i loved anything as much as my bathroom ceiling loved leaking

if you lose an election you should be legally barred from writing a book

the revolution will not be televised (they canceled their subscriptions)

having a name that sounds like a lot of other names is an interesting cultural barometer. For example in the 90s ppl constantly thought my name was Roseanne and now I get Rosalía

the desktop on my computer is a real place And the programs on my computer are other places I wanna go to. I want to open a file explorer and put my little files in the places I want them to be!!! And I should be able to make everything on my computer go away if I want to

repair your sanity and piss off the fascists with this one weird trick

my elementary school gym teacher was at january 6th

huge win for my community (nancy punks)

niche complaint: comic book publishers STOP uploading uncolored ARCs of books that are going to be in color on edelweiss etc. that's not representative of the book, I'm not reading that!!

@kellyfakename.bsky.social did it

Real Estate: House With Cool Turret Thing

therapist: clean & groomed pilot episode columbo isn't real he can't hurt you clean & groomed pilot episode columbo:

🌭🫵

"performative male"? okay judith butler

spx overlapping with the rust belt leg of the rilo Kiley reunion tour is disrespectful to my specific community

idk who posted “you will be at taco bell many nights during the war” but it has haunted me for the better part of a decade

I have this

sff is so funny bc there’s a tertiary character in this book who’s nonbinary and you can just tell they were specifically added to avoid the implication that all nonbinary people are sea monsters

happy labor day to all you workers and parasites

the memetic vilification of a “performative man” who reads books coupled with the push to make travis kelce (an illiterate millionaire) into a sex symbol by constantly comparing his appeal to a literal dog is something so sinister in our culture rn

if you assume the LAPD in the world of Colombo resembles the real world at all, most of the home ice department must have a 0% clearance rate and then this one guy gets 100% confessions

Mood

been rly into a cherry coke zero lately. hope we make it out alive!

zohran should do this with some phones open to the draftkings app

I was just telling my girlfriend the other day that the old world is dying. And, my stars, the new world is struggling to be born. And now is the time when you meet such INNNNteresting monsters.

Eric Adams Pilfers Your Room for Drugs and Guns ASMR

i was so floored when i found out that students at other colleges didn't have to buy their own blue books for 29 cents each and if they forgot to bring them for the exam then have to run to the bookstore to buy them and come back

my cracker barrel anecdote is that i once lived in a duplex where the other unit was occupied by 3 people who worked at cracker barrel together and one time we had a party and they came out into the backyard and tried to sell people DMT