thank you for the invite but i'll be busy dwelling on my personal failings that evening

it was always going to be this way

I'm gonna die.

WHISTLE TOO EARLY REFS ARE COPS

game 7

Never Forget.

it's so fucking insane and upsetting that they're using our tax dollars to kill kids and make their lives miserable and tragic and sad and we all just go to fucking work every day like it's not the most awful thing we've ever witnessed

never a doubt!!!!!!!!!!

so is texier also faking that cut or?

espn accusing rasmus dahlin of faking getting cut

tage thompson you need to [redacted]

refs!! refs! one of those dirty cheap shotting buffalo sabres stole a lick from the delicious lolly that Father bought me!! ah! how dreadful !

need to go yell outside

if you turn the patterns on their shirts 90 degrees... the trusted REFEREE becomes the despicable PRISONER.... truly life is a fragile Bitch

lvoe to perform aerial leg drops on the referee

shades of yoko ono (complimentary)

this goes hard

like a butterfly dropping into its grave, of course. a phrase we’ve all used and a very normal, relatable kind of image that conveys clear meaning. i’m always saying this. so beautiful, like a delicate butterfly croaking mid-air and gently floating into a tiny open bug grave at the insect cemetery.

this is real. the jets really posted this

good morning the buffalo sabres are 1-0 in the second round of the stanley cup playoffs

the sabres should do a Drought Night next year and wear the turdburgers again. just once. then burn them in a team-sanctioned bonfire afterward

star wars sucks shit btw

there’s a boston sports fan who spent an obscene amount of money to watch the bruins and celtics lose like that in person. fuck him i hope his day tomorrow sucks too

Never seen a photo define a series more

zach benson is in crazy ass white boy of the week contention

ZACH BENSON

great opportunity to bring up my bajillion dollar idea, Cigarettes That Are Good For You

Remember how less than three weeks ago the president threatened to kill an entire civilization

these people are worthless

the mf who just took 36 duck breasts out of the sous vide

honestly bread lowkey hits when circuses are the vibe

NFL draft?? Pfuh. the only "NFL" im concerning myself with right now is "Noah Fucking Lighting" the lamp vs the goofed-up boston bruins

we need a ratatouille situation here

hearing from a lot of sources on here that josh allen might be banging the drum tonight. my question to these Fools, is why am i supposed i get excited about the Fourth Best buffalo athlete named josh in the building tonight

I kept telling myself that even if the Sabres got swept in round one I’d still be happy just to have seen them in the playoffs even once in my life and I was fucking lying to myself I wanna see Jeremy Swayman ripped apart by horses

the buffalo sabres are going to play in the playoffs today

"geese was actually a psyop and industry plants" the catholic church implemented a full trans healthcare ban at any place that is affiliated with them and our money is being stolen from our paychecks to kill children overseas

"Inequality is not new, of course, but it didn't used to be so obvious and so overbearing."

every season ticket holder scalping the tickets they were allowed to buy in advance should be [redacted]

a weird belief that is held across basically all sectors of American life is that boy dollars and boy votes are better than girl dollars and girl votes and so if you have a lot of the latter you need to be constantly trying to exchange them for the former

back on my bullshit (listening to samuel barber's violin and cello concertos. concerti?)

We didn't deserve this day.

how do I stop using this device that is destroying my gray matter