* By "old enough" I mean 38, naturally.

Please know that you *are* old enough to sign up for the AARP. You can do it. You can live that dream, now.

"who radicalized you" Nothing radicalized me, I was born with basic empathy. The world decided that was radical.

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Oh yes! 🤩

“We’re talking about the fact that I’M IN LOVE WITH YOU!” *leaps over the bench, kisses the judge* “Can’t you see I just can’t play these games anymore?? Tell your wife. I don’t care what my parents say. We only have one chance at happiness in this forsaken world, and by god, I want to take it!”

They say that couples that play together, stay together. Do with that information what you will.

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The monster in Doesn't Mean We Shouldn't Try is a mysterious force that does horrific things to people while isolated in the woods. It seems to be drawn out by interpersonal conflict and so the safest thing for the group to do is to separate from those attracting its attention. It's a vicious cycle!

DO NOT PRESUME VICTORY 🗳🗳VOTE FOR IT!🗳🗳

A1: Before writing I do what I can to make my space clear and comfortable, in addition to opening the curtains so that I can enjoy the natural light. Staying warm is key, so there's always a blanket and cup of chai within reach. I count myself VERY fortunate to call this my writing spot. #QuestPIT

Thread 🧵: Food Assistance By State/Territory The document below lists previously established food assistance programs, searchable by state. Each state and territory is also listed alphabetically in the thread comments. Help will come and go, so pls use this thread to update info for your state:

PDX peeps! What are you doing next Monday? How about attending STORYTELLING AGAINST HUNGER, a 5-hour marathon of author readings & open mic fun that's a fundraiser for the @oregonfoodbank.bsky.social ???? Rose City Book Pub, 4 pm - 9pm. bit.ly/43i9s8D

Check it out - Peruse the growing abundance of recipes listed below and feel free to add to the collection! There are some great ideas to be found here.✨ #ThisIsHowWeWin

kinda wild that tokyo was destroyed in 1988 and we never talk about it

It's time to bring back shamelessly flirting on main.

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Remember:

#AwesomeCharacters In Rising to the Occasion, Liam assumes that he has a rival after seeing Tess at work. She does the customer service song-and-dance while trying not to encourage a customer who is hitting on her. It inspires him to get in line and talk with her which rekindles their connection. 1/

It *never* gets old. 😂🤣

Timeline cleanse- NYC Halloween Parade and Thriller.

Well, if flappers were intending to hide their curves with all that fringe I have utterly failed as a flapper. 😅 I've also completely given up on the make up.

Oh Lord. How do you makeup?! 🤡 Stabbed myself in the eye like three times now.

Sharing Halloween pictures today? Don't forget to add alt text. Photo of your kid's great candy haul? Needs alt text. Photo of your kid' cute costume? Needs alt text. Photo of your neighbor's rad yard decorations? Needs alt text. Don't be a goblin. Add alt text.

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@annijyn.com - Mazel tov! 1000 days is an enormous achievement and you deserve to celebrate. ☺️ SO happy for and proud of you!

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Mar needs to keep a roof over her head and could use some help. If you're in the position to do so, please give this a read!

LPT: Don't waste your time with Teladoc Health. Just went through a whole cluster headache *and* recovered in the time spent waiting on them to join the appointment that they cancelled for no apparent reason. 🙄

Someone has put together a VERY thorough list of resources for people in the Portland area who need food. For those who have enough to share, please consider putting your time and/or money somewhere. For those who need help, here are places to get it. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Huge thank you to the comedians, musicians, artists and writers who are just as mad and bewildered as the rest of us but are still doing their best to make life worth living for everyone.

And here is the Little Free Library World Map: littlefreelibrary.org/map/

Oh, cluster headaches. I knew that was why my circadian rhythm has been more offbeat than a freeform jazz solo.

A lot of things are really bad, but being able to make something with my hands feels extra powerful these days. Creation in the face of destruction. Remembering this keeps me sane.

It’s such a gorgeous autumn afternoon in Portland that a guy just cycled past us with his arms in the air yelling “IT’S SO BEAUTIFULLLLL!!!”

Today’s my birthday! 🎂🥳 It would mean so much to me if you shared my art! 💖🎨

shout out to all the writers and artists who take forever to finish something. I get it, bro. I take a long time too. but your worth as a writer/artist isn't built upon production. so just keep striding it out. keep taking those steps. we each have our own race track. we'll get to the finish line

Look, you're either frolicking with me or you're frolicking against me. It's that simple.

While on a journey exploring new paths tonight, I came across this piece the Buffalo Pothole Bandit!

Late night walks✨ Time to do the thing!

If you're dealing with food insecurity with food stamps being cut off in November, you can find local food pantries at foodfinder.us FindHelp also has food bank and pantry listings, as well as other mutual aid orgs and resources findhelp.org

My stomach is in knots asking again but I'm coming up to my deadline on Friday to keep a roof over my head. Please boost and thank you for the help I've already received, I feel completely unworthy of the kindness I've found here.

Pay-It-Forward giveaway! Hello my lovelies! We're 3 days from The Wee Con and there are a few unexpected pennies in the Pay-It-Forward kitty! We have three online tickets to give away! If you're interested, drop a line to ourflagmeans.community/contact #theweecon

[me, watching sports] ah yes, go ball

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