Any series finale using both Prince and Pixies songs is cool with me.

May the new year bring you plenty of shrimp.

Valentine's Day gift idea. You're welcome fellas and ladies. 🫶

Your mom works here

Planning out my naps for the day.

Good ol robot to the groin. Classic.

Ok, I'll bite. What's Christmas?

Top 5 comedian working today.

“He raped me.” “Donald J Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein.” “She was found with her head ‘blown off’… there was no way it was a suicide.” Now we’re starting to see why Trump was hiding the Epstein files, and it probably gets much worse.

For an unprecedented 33rd consecutive year, Sweet Oblivion by the Screaming Trees is the best album of the year.

Bari Weiss yesterday: Well that should keep THAT story under lock and key for a while! Canadians today:

Since I haven't seen them yet: The Jetpack: youtu.be/he2a4xK8ctk?... 1/2

BBC reporter gets too close to the story... youtu.be/NAssPedIdbk?...

This: youtu.be/I482t6JhL4g

What do you think is the greatest ever TV news clip? For me this can never be beaten...

BrLOLwns

The Pope recruits.

Pharmacist: Any questions? Me: Just one. What does "may side with infection and decide to fight you to the death" mean? Pharmacist: *hands me helmet and sword* rare side effect but here, just in case.

This AI is getting out of control. Just mashing letters together to make up names.

perv alert

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

Someone brought an 850 gram Dairy Milk chocolate bar into our office. Setting my phone/email as "Busy" for rest of the afternoon.

Blair Witch Project looking mfr

Weeeeeeeeeeee

Few more

With Dave and Busters, it’s pretty clear which one handled the finances and which one handled the video games.

The full story gives it better context. Still one of the funniest things I've heard. youtube.com/watch?v=B5GM...

Stealworkers

Chris Davis 2.0

No D Dick

Flight attendant: please fasten your seatbelts. The pilot is gonna try something sick

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

Where the hell was Love throwing to there.

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

I'm at the combination

Raptors playing the Hornets again?! This must be the 10th game this season.

It's Friday night ppl, fucking act like it.

More pandering by Fifa to Trump with this closing act. So sad.

Wayne just killing it with the country pronunciations