I'm running a 40% off Spring sale on my wooden pin badges until 30th April 2026! emilyjaneartstudio.etsy.com Domestic UK delivery. #selkie #mercat #velociraptor #floof #dragon #pinbadge #smallbusiness #art #folklore

No but like I just think it's weird that the president posted a video of a woman being beaten to death with a hammer just shortly after his wife demanded public hearings for the Epstein victims. I feel like that's weird.

Should I be asleep? Yes. Am I making a map of the buildings I used to work in, that were demolished years ago, for a Silent Hill based RPG? Yes. Is it really hard to remember where the loos were, on a building you moved out of a decade ago? Also yes. #ttrpg

Every now and then, for absolutely no reason, I remember "None pizza with left beef" and it measurably improves my day. #pizza #memes

You know what’s handy when you’re making a Silent Hill TTRPG? An easy way to make all the maps, with multiple switchable annotation layers. Dungeonscrawl fits surprisingly well. #silenthill #rpg

dannysworldofstuff.com/2026/03/14/t... A second chapter of one of my writing side projects, done while I was having a break from some other projects. #writing #vampires #ihavetoomanyprojectsonthego

This is the only photo I have of the feral cat that moved into our house for a few years. She was not pleasant. #cat #dangerouspsychopath

“Open the door this INSTANT.” #cat #itsnotourcatitjustwontleave

Out of focus garden visitor. #rat

My garden visitor being really quite put out by having to wait in the rain for his snacks. #squirrel #britishweather

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Look at this little guy I found. #newt #probably

I like how people say "manage your depression" like it's a stock portfolio but you're heavily invested in sadness

This is Bowie. He overheard you talking about his rubber ducky jacket. Jealousy is a disease. Hopes you get well soon. 12/10 (IG: bowiethegoldenbear)

This is Frankie. He ran outside like he always does, only to find out his yard had been replaced with a white void. 12/10 (IG: frankiethenorfie)

You get a different class of door to door salesmen here. He’s working on a walnut heavy portfolio. #squirrel #nuts

at least one prominent influencer will literally shit themselves to death this year. Mark it.

I write. A LOT. I have hundreds of pages of stories on the go. Yet somehow, my every attempt at spelling the word "bureaucrat" is so far off the mark that my spellcheckers don't even know what I was trying to say. Just a red line and zero suggestions. #writing #theenglishlanguageisahorrorshow

“Rona the bat”. A big silly thing I made. #furry #fursuit

Parents Are You Tired Of Your Child Doing This?

Tories can't spell the name of the country they want to be in charge of:

My D&D DM career has reached new levels of nonsense last night, when my shot for shot remake of Metal Gear Solid progressed to meeting Revolver Ocelot, a tabaxi gunslinger with a character sheet full of bullshit and five puns in his intro monologue. They have no idea the stupidity in store. #d&d

Garden friend. #toad

Empty Shells. A recently dead man discovers the afterlife isn't quite what he was expecting, before stumbling blindly into a race against time rescue mission. It has everything! Sex, violence, foul language, humour, and a demonic rat sidekick called Scamp. #A #AC #F #QueerPit

🌈 QUEERPIT RETURNS! 🌈 Happy #PrideMonth friends! The #QueerPit Board is thrilled to share that QueerPit returns on August 15th to *both* Twitter and BlueSky. This is a pitch event for authors who identify in the LGBTQIA+ community. Follow us, and more details to come! queerpit.wordpress.com

Been doing some last manuscript tweaks. Some formatting improvements, some “show don’t tell” dialog, a couple extra bad jokes, and now the funny rat sidekick has little outfits. That one is the most important change. #writing

Edwina Beheading Richard Richard - by Caravaggio As requested by Joe R In honour of my hero Rik Mayall

Look at this guy I found. #toad #absoluteunit

Just had the immensely satisfying moment of finishing the first draft of the last act of my story. All in it might be two books or three, and the last act will need redrafting before it’s readable, but either way, it’s done. #writing

This is not our cat. We don’t own a cat. I’m not entirely clear on why they’re in the house, napping between meals. #cat

Since I'm nearing completion of the first draft of my... well, sort of second book, but it's more of a double bill type thing, since the story didn't fit in one, I thought it would be a good time to post some amusing excerpts from various points in the story. The moral of this one? Who knows.

Someday, the old witch will return and lift the curse placed upon you. Your human shell will crack open and two badgers will emerge, blink in the sunshine, and scamper off into the forest.

Thai curry, by me. Absolute stonker. #curry #certifiedbanger

The view from the roof terrace of the flat I recently stayed in in Dubrovnik. Look at that view. LOOK AT IT. #croatia

And one more shot. #paintingwarhammer #killteam

And the mandatory group shot of the finished kill team starter. #paintingwarhammer #killteam

The plague marine side of the kill team starter, painted in my armies heresy era colours. #paintingwarhammer #killteam #deathguard

Deathwing captain and librarian painted up for a friend. Quite pleased with how they came out. #paintingwarhammer #darkangels

The #BookmarkProject charity auction run by @shattersley.bsky.social begins tomorrow Tuesday 6th May 2025 at 6pm! You can look ahead at all of the wonderful bookmarks available here: www.jumblebee.co.uk/bookmarkproj... My Reading Floof Dragon is Lot # 290! 🐉📚🔖 #illustration #art #dragon #bookmark

Shock pigeon attack. #pigeon #unmitigatedcarnage

Further adventures in squirrel proximity. #squirrels #nuts

Piggies. #pigs

Got my first rejection. Woo! #writing

Squirrel. #squirrel

Reform UK Easter reading: "I was hungry and you said I could make a meal for 30p, I was a stranger and you told me to fuck off back where I came from, I was sick and you said we need an insurance based healthcare system..."

I have now become such an avatar of surreal bullshit that I’ve appeared in someone’s dreams serving them a dog biscuit, coffee granule and gravy trifle. I can only conclude ive short circuited their brain. This is a good thing.

BREAKING: White House sources report an old Ork Codex was slipped into the President's Daily Briefing and he is now exploring the possibility of ending the dollar entirely in favor of a teeth based economy