Okay, Charlie, I wanna do a cute little mom-n-son pose with you..something liiiiiiike, THIS: *shows inspo pic to cat..

..so profurrsional..

Happy #Caturday feel good.

Happy #Caturday be brave 🦁

#ImLessThanPerfectBut I am.

Happy #Caturday fake it till you make it.

#ItStillBugsMeThat I get holes in my socks.

Going to college is a lot of work. I have to share part of my ottoman with their homework. I sometimes wonder if their priorities are straight…

..see, isn’t this nice..

hey, thank you so much for putting this gorgeous new bathroom near my cat tree. It was such a pain to have to walk all the way over to my litter box.💗

..when you hear a loud noise..

I feel seen..☺️

..oh my gosh, I’m literally just sitting here, WHY are you screaming at me, Rhonda?!

..no, I don’t have any problem with Ashley, why do you ask?😾

..when they start asking the tough questions..

..it was me, mind ya business, kid..

..actual footage of me greeting my cat when I get home from work..

..get your rancid hand OFF of me and get your funky finger out of my face..

..actual footage of me posing in the mirror before I leave for work..

..jussssst waiting for them to scooch the sausages over this way..

don’t even THINK about it, Bubba..😾🐾

..when your least favorite person is speaking..😾

..when I say, “I’m busy,” THIS is what I mean..

..sure, we have cucumbers, lemme grab some for y-

..It’s not just me, NO ONE eats the crust, Carol, LOOK IT UP!😾

🚨FRIDAY NIGHT PSA🚨

how’s it hangin’?

*doorbell rings* dog: just tell ‘em we’re not home..

OOooOooooh, okay that checks..✅

*holds belly back so he can read the rest of the article..

see..isn’t this nice?

..actual footage of me trying to determine how much I can safely eat without being found out..

#YouKnowWhatTheySay You are what you eat.🍦🦉✨ #CalmDownTags #HashtagGame 🦉: It's still too hot.

#YouKnowWhatTheySay and it isn’t good, Miley

#YouKnowWhatTheySay and it’s all a pack of lies

#YouKnowWhatTheySay Flowers are pretty

#YouKnowWhatTheySay a lot of things.

#YouKnowWhatTheySay : STFU 🦉💢 ...Ok, so I paraphrased a bit.🦉 #CalmDownTags #HashtagGame

#YouKnowWhatTheySay about dating…

#YouKnowWhatTheySay It’s always darkest before the dawn. 🐾🐾🐾

#YouKnowWhatTheySay let sleeping dogs lie..

#YouKnowWhatTheySay Calm Down Tags is the hottest game in town 🔥🔥!

#YouKnowWhatTheySay I've got what you want And you know what I want. 😏

#YouKnowWhatTheySay It wasn't us.

#YouKnowWhatTheySay Bark softly and carry a big stick.

#YouKnowWhatTheySay No, I do not.🦉 What do "they" say? Who are "they"? Are "they" here with you right now?🦉💢 #CalmDownTags #HashtagGame

#YouKnowWhatTheySay What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine

#YouKnowWhatTheySay 🎵La Vie ☺️ youtu.be/UvjLgjtJKsc?...

#YouKnowWhatTheySay I was born at night, but not last night..

🤎🧡💛Welcome Everyone💛🧡🤎 Let’s all CALM DOWN and play: #YouKnowWhatTheySay ..with me, Chloe @poshcloset1000.bsky.social @teatime75.bsky.social @sadlycatless.bsky.social @decothecat.bsky.social Karmin @beingkarmin.bsky.social & Mary @marythenylondragon.bsky.social