thank you for FINALLY acknowledging it was your fault, Susan..YOUR FAULT.

when your jacket doesn‘t have pockets and you don’t know wtf to do with your hands..

move? no, i will not move. why am i always the one who has to move. you move..also, can you grab my treats while yer at it?

so anyway I’m hungry and since you’re clearly not doing anything, ya know, hint hint..

beat it, lady, can’t you see I’m relaxing over here?!😾

the cat saw you do that and is absolutely mortified..

eggs? no, I haven’t seen any eggs. how come you’re asking me about eggs? idk about any stinkin eggs. also, we’re outta eggs.

I don’t believe you, but do go on..

when you get all cozy then realize your snacks are way over there..

Happy #Caturday 🐈‍⬛

heifer, who you callin’ fluffy?!

me: THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME IS CHRIS!!! Chris:

Post your favorite “The Lord of The Rings” character. Wrong answers only.

Post your favorite The Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only..

Post your favorite “The Lord of The Rings character. Wrong answers only.

without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

#WhatIStuffedMyTurkeyWith leftover pizza the cat didn’t eat.

#ItWasARevelationWhen I went to Japan.

Of course you can have your spot on the couch back. One treat, please. 🐾🐾🐾

Hey…Happy Thanksgiving 🐾🐾🐾

when another #NationalDogShow rolls around and the Great Pyrenees is snubbed YET AGAIN..

when someone tries to talk to you and you have a strict no-talk policy in your rider..

no, everything’s fine, why do you ask?

babushcat is still waiting..

..and then she says to me she says, “get off the counter,” and we just laughed and laughed..

I’ve made my choice..😾

UNHAND ME RIGHT MEOW, WOMAN!

when you’re scrolling through cat memes and one reminds you EXACTLY of your cat..

..when someone catches you checking your teeth..

me when the guy repeats my order back to me and I am quickly trying to determine whether or not that is in fact what I just ordered..🫤

the dog looks so used to this..💗

be right there! lemme just grab some for-

My cat seems to be into watching professional wrestling. 😂

No one is judging you on this #Caturday, maybe?. 🤨

She still hasn't forgiven the hatting incident.

The reason I cant have nice things have logged on

Oh, hey. What's up?

My cat has learned that I wake up most mornings around 10 am. She's been consistent with getting right into my face and meowing loudly at around 9:45. She's a smart little muffin.

She thinks it's 5 o'clock. In fact she is quite sure it's 5 o'clock.

Like the wooly mammoth, the wooly flamingo became extinct after the end of the ice age

Pfft I don’t need YOU I can wear my own grey sweatpants,see?

This is how I’m gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.

Happy #Caturday scrambled or over easy? ☕️ 🍳