Trump last month: If you had a knife, you can't even cut the Reflecting Pool. So strong. Powerful rubber.

Trump clings to Modi for support as he climbs a single small step at the G7 summit

I’m so frustrated that I have to argue 20th century philosophy about whether machines are people and 18th century science about whether germs are real and fucking 15th century colonial bullshit about whether people are human beings.

This is still America

Carey Price would’ve had the Habs torch at the Bell Centre if the team had gone further in the playoffs

Remember where it comes from

Trump Decries Lack Of Space To Host Parties Inside MRI Machine https://theonion.com/trump-decries-lack-of-space-to-host-parties-inside-mri-machine/

Fox reporter to protester: You have a dirty mouth Protester: You are a Nazi bitch

Truth hurts nazi cunt

The Habs have now played a full twenty minutes against an empty net, which has a lower GAA than any opposing goalie they’ve faced

“Smug, greedy, well-fed white people have invented a language to conceal their sins. ... Israeli murderers are called commandos. Arab commandos are called terrorists.” - American comedian George Carlin, 1990

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

brutal meme via the official Democratic Party X account

Rod Stewart to King Charles on his visit with Trump: “Hello, sir. May I say well done in the Americas. You were superb. Absolutely superb. You put that little rat bag in his place.”

DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES

The last two times the Canadiens played a series where three straight games went to OT was in 1992-93.

Good lord. That’s their cult leader LOL

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Trump Escalates Feud With Unclear Adversary By Posting AI Video Of Self Fucking Basketball https://theonion.com/trump-escalates-feud-with-unclear-adversary-by-posting-ai-video-of-self-fucking-basketball/

Pete Hegseth Laid On Side For Cabinet Meeting

you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.

I hope he knows we can all see it.

This is Pulitzer shit right here.

Everyone needs to stop what they’re doing and watch this video. “It seems like there’s a lack of diversity here today, and it’s mostly people who look like you and me, and I just…?” This lady’s response is🔥

“DUE TO TO THE TENOR AND DEPTH OF THIS FEMALE ANGEL’S LOVE MAKING, I ORGASMED MULTIPLE TIMES BEFORE WAKING UP NUDE IN HEAVEN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! I DID NOT WEAR A CONDOM!” said President Trump

The NHL, and many other leagues, would be improved by adopting Gold drafting, which makes the existing schedule more exciting for fans, eliminates tanking discourse, and gives the best draft picks (on average) to the weakest teams, who need them the most. This is the 2025-2026 thread. #GoldRace

Habs coach Marty St. Louis has helped transform Cole Caufield into a complete, two-way elite sniper.

“Apparently I’m an idiot.” Woman at Pennsylvania gas station who voted for Trump rips into him, calls him “a worthless pile of sh*t”.

Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are https://theonion.com/trump-mitch-mcconnell-clash-in-oval-office-over-where-they-are/

Trump Defends Wearing Fruit Hat, Samba Dancing During Dignified Transfer https://theonion.com/trump-defends-wearing-fruit-hat-samba-dancing-during-dignified-transfer/

NEW: An Iranian outlet has published this picture of a ballistic missile. The writing on the front reads: "In memory of the victims of Epstein Island". (📸 Middle East Observer)

The richest 3 people have more money than the poorest 4 billion. But the problem (according to those richest people) is the poor people.

The Trump regime, which has boasted about low gas prices, just launched a war that has closed the Strait of Hormuz, where 20% of the world's oil normally passes.

Someone filmed the Iranian suicide drone attack from INSIDE the Bahrain hotel. Extraordinary footage. (🎥 Cradle Media)

Radiohead is demanding that the Trump administration take down a pro-ICE promotional video featuring a version of its song “Let Down” without permission. Full statement from the band:

It’s this. It’s been this scene for a decade. It has been and remains Homer declaring he likes ballet because he thinks this is ballet.

“It is time to acknowledge what has become tragically obvious: the Trump administration is operating as a massive criminal enterprise.” This absolutely captures it. Instead of "Trump Administration," we should say "Trump Syndicate." #TrumpSyndicate

4chan.gov

RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/

Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social

4 months after Trump pardoned Binance founder Changpeng Zhao, Forbes reports that Binance now holds $4.7 billion of the $5.4 billion supply of Trump’s World Liberty Financial stablecoin. That is 87%. It is the largest corruption scandal in the history of the US presidency.

“I devoted my entire life to safeguarding the ideals of democratic freedom and promoting liberty across this great land, and I cannot emphasize enough how lucky I am to have left this world before I had to see what Donald Trump has done to our country’s most sacred values.” said Joseph Biden

Mamdani: "I speak of Renee Good, whose final words to the man who murdered her were, 'I'm not mad at you.' I speak of Alex Pretti who died as he lived, caring for the stranger. ICE shot him bc he did something they could never fathom ... let us offer a new path: one of defiance through compassion."

It is an 85% decrease.

🧊 "We're going to get an ICE detention facility before we get a grocery store!"

If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff. Democracy dies in oligarchy.

People don’t understand what happens when a few masked thugs show up on foot in a place they aren’t wanted. Let me clue you in: people don’t run away. People go absolutely bananas. The danger is primarily to the thugs, who are vastly outnumbered while the crowd is emboldened by its own size