oomf was in a state of collapse

mexican coke is a health drink because it contains real sugar. people should drink it instead of water

the phrase "do it scared" has done so much for my mental health i cannot stress how lifechanging it is to realize: if you are scared of doing something (especially if it can be beneficial to you), you cannot wait for yourself to not be scared. it will always seem scary. you have to do it scared

Saw this meme and I did it. Opening line to Neuromancer.

I don't think cis people can comprehend how radicalising it is to spend any significant portion of your life wanting to not be alive until the solution you find happens to be the same one that western civilization suddenly decides it wants to kill you for taking

need someone to push their fingers really really hard into my back until all the bones pop back into place. a massage would go crazy right now in both the muscle relaxation way and the body contact way

a half-amused and half-bitter lol

If you let them ban porn, they will call you pornographic when they ban you.

A key part of the banality of evil is that fascism trains people who are boringly and completely neurotypical to be incredibly violent, as part of their boring job. It literally could not possibly work if it could only be done by the tiny fraction of the population with cluster B syndromes.

if you want to learn about my secret lore then the easiest way to do that is to grievously injure me and then listen to what i dramatically and unconsciously mutter in a barely-lucid state like some kind of whump fic protag at deaths door who deliriously whispers the name of their unrequited love

they're naming you Agitated Woman in the visual novel transcript

everyone please stop calling ai glasses the "pervert glasses". this is appropriation of swirly glasses from pervert scientist women

I SHALL REITERATE; Y2Kizm aesthetic exploration without a theoretical basis or grounding yourself in community & current events leads to a movement that can only move backwards. If your goal is "Retvrn to the good times" you're going the wrong way. READ THEIR ENTIRE THREAD BTW. THEY'RE JUST RIGHT.

i can feel myself slowly breaking out of my months-long “doing things” freeze. might fuck around and make the tshirt yarn out of old work shirts that’ve been languishing

its like a hostage situation in here (here = my brain and body)

Mood

Guy who spent hours making his mii perfect so he can romance his crush in Tomodachi Life: so what’s my mii up to on your island??? Is he up to anything cute? It’d be lowkey weird if he hit on you haha 😊 Her: he’s married to Mr. Bean and Mr. Bean is doing some stupid Mr. Bean shit.

Fuck off more carefully.

Alright man whatever you say

this jevil bores me. bringeth me out the pomni

maid mimic // 10

Is this learning is this what learning looks like

The prophecy cannot be stopped

eventually he was executed

Ideal relationship dynamic

maybe if i push the buttons on my keyboard in just the right order then everything will turn out okay

Once again: corporate-approved horny. Baldur's Gate and The Witcher and Cyberpunk will not be banned on Twitch, while less lascivious indie games are banned from sale. Horny is an increasingly relevant Cultural Trend, and culture must be consolidated into the hands of capital.

learn to log out, come on here maybe once or twice a day at most, never on your phone, play more video games, watch more movies, anime and shows, read more. idk, learn to live as something distanced from the concept of "you" as an artist.

“the northernlion supercruise” is the most obvious setup for a danganronpa style killing game i’ve ever seen

dear megacrit pleas emake an ironclad card that allows you to transfer the ironclad's period cramps onto vakuu please and thank you - odd

1 year update: turns out this is actually true and they like me because im so niceys and also will cover shifts as long as i have 12 hour notice. never kill yourself

you know what day it is everyone

classic from the old cohost mines: i’m not really a poetry person but i think this page from the person who reported on that xz backdoor thing is one of the few poems i love boehs.org/node/1000-wo...

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shimp

dear megacrit pleas emake an ironclad card that allows you to transfer the ironclad's period cramps onto vakuu please and thank you - odd

While I’m glad people are waking up to this and the token farms need to go; this is basically the reality of any “third world” country for a century now where a factory gets built next to a “poor” city with no options and they just have to deal with their water/air/sound/soil/wildlife getting worse.

whenever people announce they're taking a break from bluesky, it's usually because they're astronauts experiencing a mandatory communications blackout as they re-enter earth's atmosphere. that's why they always come back in six minutes

The greed is wild. Apple is worth nearly $4 trillion but can't tolerate a single store with unionized workers because they're so against workers getting what they deserve.

Wizards and Witches in red and green

Chloe and her fits!

congratulations to the astronauts who get credit for a moon mission using rocket development work by trans women who had to quit their job and flee the state of florida and can’t celebrate this win with their coworkers

Minors should have access to HRT I don't give a single shit

Im in a problematic age gap relationship where we're both 36 years old but she watches The Amazing Digital Circus

very strange to see someone float across my timeline and have the thought “oh yeah, that’s the person i DMed exclusively because they wanted an update on an artist we mutually knew who killed themself”