but yeah it's wild the AI masterminds went with "ok listen up you woke dipshits, we're stealing all your work and eliminating all your jobs, now get on board for the big win!" as a marketing strategy and didn't expect to get pelted with rotten fruit

OMG absolute banger from @mcsweeneys.net Check it out @laughtears.bsky.social @wakepod.bsky.social @wake-in-progress.bsky.social and any other stealth Joyceans lurking out here

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IDK why I'm giving attention to this obvious ragebait. I've read two of the novels that make up #5, and in my whole life I've only met one person who read the whole thing. I've read 30 out of 100 on the list. How many have you read? www.theguardian.com/p/x4f9v5

I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 30,1946

Outdoor prosecco stands in public parks. Like the ice cream man but with prosecco.

I’m just thinking about how much thought and effort and worry I put into my job as a high school teacher and how little thought and effort and worry this senile pedophile puts into his job running the most powerful nation on Earth.

Can the temperature try not dropping by 20° on the weekend for once?

"In what can only be described as leftist wish fulfillment, there appear to be no prisons in the Vatican, and the only law enforcement agency is the Swiss Guard, who look more like court jesters than a police force."

(sleepily) it's the freakin' weekend

one most perilous and long voyage ended, only begins a second; and a second ended, only begins a third, and so on, for ever and for aye.

I've only been posting my 5/5 scores, but I think it's only fair you all know I'm quite capable of getting 0/5 I'm playing "Which came first?" a daily trivia game on the Wikipedia Android app play.google.com/store/apps/d...

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for those of you keeping score at home, the opening of the Strait of Hormuz lasted 0.045 scaramuccis

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

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You are a senator.

"She’s been dumped three times in the last four months—twice by amateur magicians. She got two hours of sleep last night and asked ChatGPT for 'grounding techniques' when you got up to go to the bathroom... Homegirl is going through it."

COULD DONALD TRUMP PLEASE NOT BLOW UP THE WORLD WHILE I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF WRITING A POST. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

hold up, they really they sent whitey back to the moon on gil scott-heron's birthday?! who's writing this shit?

MOOD

Always repost

Post a non religious picture you think of as holy.

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy.

range of motion

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid.

The Bourne Identity (2002) / The Hidalgo Legacy (2026)

Wild what you can get away with in articles about cycling. This is objectively false! A city with less driving and more biking is far safer for pedestrians. Hate cyclists all you want but that’s an empirical fact

😂👏 @writesbright.bsky.social

you can't even make a shitpost about a hypothetical person on bluesky without the actual guy you're talking about fact-checking you 🙄

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had occasion to remember this one

It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.

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No cheating, your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist.

Also, on a darker note, I need to talk about how conspiracy theorists preference "hypothetical victims" - i.e. nameless, faceless kids trafficked and eaten by the Shadow Government - over Epstein's actual victims who have names, faces and can speak for themselves about their experiences.

This is the first I've heard of this story - it's a pip! www.bbc.com/news/article...

2026 basically

Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans

This is really sweet.

*nodding*

Bad POTUS

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"Some humans (I think? Hard to tell) in masks and vests showed up this morning and took Manny and Kumal away. As you may have noticed, those two were the only staff—despite this place being open from 7 a.m. to 10 p.m."

"I love kings and popes and calla lilies!" RIP Catherine O'Hara youtu.be/L2xWQr4VaUA?...

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