My Christmas wish is that one day our sidewalks will be as wide as our trucks.🎄🎅

It's my annual tradition to post this story because it cracks me up and I love it. Merry Xmas! familychristmasonline.com/stories_othe...

Isn’t it funny how not having an effectively one-lane, one-direction, extremely busy parking lot out in front of your business reduces congestion and improves foot traffic? It’s not hard to figure out why bike lanes work.

This one is gutting. Incredible talent. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

I saw [REDACTED] kissing [REDACTED]

Bank of America first started offering credit cards to women in 1974

The Coat Check Room Presented by Frito-Lay at the Ruth’s Chris The Donald J Trump and The John F Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar. (None of that makes it hard mode for me, I'm just basing it on whatever goofy 80s comedies I can find a gif for)

I adored it!

In my freshman year of college I was introduced to some of my lifelong favorite books. The Real Thing is one of them. (Not enough room to name all the other favorite plays he wrote.) #RIPTomStoppard www.theguardian.com/stage/2025/n...

It’s infuriating to me that I need to evaluate media to determine whether it’s AI generated now. The great “time saver” technology wastes incalculable time and energy for people who want to retain their grasp on reality

nose down ass up that's the way we cyberstuck

"The Harder They Come," ('72, dir. Perry Henzell), with a wildly charismatic Jimmy Cliff lead performance, is streaming on Pluto & YT at present. "You think town is easy? How you gonna live?" "I could make a record." www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzCv...

I can’t believe how stupid everything is

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

emailing in a semi-literate manner isn’t a sign of stupidity, it’s another form of rich asshole arrogance because you don’t think you owe anyone coherent thoughts

Hmm…There’s a time travel Vatican heist movie somewhere in here…🤔

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Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...

[Exit Clown.]

“You gotta be fucking kidding!” spider head thing has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

Fantastic www.imdb.com/title/tt3767...

"I want what I always want. To be left in utter fucking peace." www.imdb.com/title/tt5875...

welcome to America, where the idea that kids should have food gets you labeled some kind of communist

Vision Zero Cities: Bicycles Are Not Cars So They Shouldn’t Have to Follow the Same Rules - nyc.streetsblog.org/2025/10/24/v...

I'm embarrassed by how little I knew about the writer of my wedding song (down the rabbit hole I go)! Thanks @sodajerker.bsky.social for this wonderful conversation #podcast #labrisiffre

Welp it's fall, time to start feeling shitty!

Knowledge is power and that's why bad people are putting so much effort into tainting or destroying information right now

We are finally back! Join Evan, Paul, and their special guest Scott Dorward LIVE on YouTube October 30th at 8pm eastern time. We shall be talking a lot and taking your questions. @evandorkin.bsky.social @mryellovich.bsky.social @sdorward.bsky.social www.youtube.com/live/asAUdh_...

"You leave the carnival with your arm around your girl and climb behind the wheel of your car. It feels like nothing could go wrong."

The reason these stochastic violence types are rarely if ever from "the left" is because left vs. right is meaningless now and has been for some time, just like Dem vs. GOP. It's people who want violence and power vs. people who want to live their lives and be left alone, maybe get a little weird

Never ask a woman her age, instead ask her what tales have carved their mark on her flesh. Ask if she is wizened, bent low from the sins of the past. Ask her if she believes in retribution

TWELVE GOP EXPLANATIONS FOR THE EPSTEIN BIRTHDAY CARD New blog post: open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...

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"Sometimes you can't trust the author on anything" 🤣🤣🤣 (Second favorite: "Confucius is Confusing")

If RFK Jr. had any interest in regulating big pharma or helping americans eat better or reducing chronic illness he would not have gutted the agencies he is in charge of. *Every* story about his alleged policy ideas should lead with this extremely elementary reality.

I didn't know 90% of this -- what a life! Dee was hands-down my favorite character on What's Happening; even as a kid I felt the show was ridiculously silly, and I watched it almost exclusively for her. RIP Dr. Danielle Spencer metro.co.uk/2025/08/12/h...

[extremely on-mushrooms voice] hear me out. what if we destroy capitalism by feminizing having money

Hey, as a librarian I need to tell you: Our funding depends on usage. So go ahead and check out that book even if you don't think you'll finish it. No one will know. Check out that DVD even though you might not like it. Get ambitious in your quest for knowledge.

Dear Mr. President, Please release all the files. Signed, Epstein’s mother

Hot take, people who hate cities shouldn’t be in charge of cities

I would legit watch this; it will have a bitchen soundtrack

🤣🤣🤣 thehardtimes.net/music/ska-re...

Shout-out to Seymour Plaza in Montclair NJ. Post-show at the Wellmont Theater, you can hang out (even sit!) and find your friends instead of being unceremoniously thrown out into traffic the way venues do it in good ol' NYC.

It's really weird to demand accountability from a NYC mayoral candidate for a deadly NYC shooting rather than the current NYC mayor, an ex-cop who campaigned on a "tough on crime" platform and promptly got indicted for crimes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Trans folks ain't done shit to you