you can't even make a shitpost about a hypothetical person on bluesky without the actual guy you're talking about fact-checking you 🙄

I'm playing "Which came first?" a daily trivia game on the Wikipedia Android app play.google.com/store/apps/d...

had occasion to remember this one

It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.

I'm playing "Which came first?" a daily trivia game on the Wikipedia Android app play.google.com/store/apps/d...

No cheating, your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist.

Also, on a darker note, I need to talk about how conspiracy theorists preference "hypothetical victims" - i.e. nameless, faceless kids trafficked and eaten by the Shadow Government - over Epstein's actual victims who have names, faces and can speak for themselves about their experiences.

This is the first I've heard of this story - it's a pip! www.bbc.com/news/article...

2026 basically

Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans

This is really sweet.

*nodding*

Bad POTUS

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"Some humans (I think? Hard to tell) in masks and vests showed up this morning and took Manny and Kumal away. As you may have noticed, those two were the only staff—despite this place being open from 7 a.m. to 10 p.m."

"I love kings and popes and calla lilies!" RIP Catherine O'Hara youtu.be/L2xWQr4VaUA?...

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Everybody! 👏👏👏👏 #RIPUncleFloyd music.youtube.com/watch?v=YEnW...

"WHO removing Us Flag" drifting perilously close to the Abbot and Costello Event Horizon for my liking.

"I've got a message for you, and you're not going to like it --" OR maybe you will. There's going to be a new @tearthemapartpod.bsky.social livecast tonight with @mryellovich.bsky.social and @evandorkin.bsky.social. Watch, listen, chime in, we kick things off at 8 PM est. Huzzah!

I'm playing "Which came first?" a daily trivia game on the Wikipedia Android app play.google.com/store/apps/d...

I'm playing "Which came first?" a daily trivia game on the Wikipedia Android app play.google.com/store/apps/d...

I'm playing "Which came first?" a daily trivia game on the Wikipedia Android app play.google.com/store/apps/d...

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I promise I will only post these when I get 5/5 I'm playing "Which came first?" a daily trivia game on the Wikipedia Android app play.google.com/store/apps/d...

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9YO up and decided to draw this tonight.

Hero.

One thing I wrote about here is how technology has made buses *way* more convenient while techno-futurists were obsessed with flying taxis and self-driving cars.

Obsessed with this juxtaposition

I'm watching AI slop avalanche into the mainstream and many older folks not understanding that it's fake and I genuinely feel like we're all helpless on this. This going to be an era of relentless disinformation, and there's not much that can be done to prevent it. Sigh.

My Christmas wish is that one day our sidewalks will be as wide as our trucks.🎄🎅

It's my annual tradition to post this story because it cracks me up and I love it. Merry Xmas! familychristmasonline.com/stories_othe...

Isn’t it funny how not having an effectively one-lane, one-direction, extremely busy parking lot out in front of your business reduces congestion and improves foot traffic? It’s not hard to figure out why bike lanes work.

This one is gutting. Incredible talent. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

I saw [REDACTED] kissing [REDACTED]

Bank of America first started offering credit cards to women in 1974

The Coat Check Room Presented by Frito-Lay at the Ruth’s Chris The Donald J Trump and The John F Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar. (None of that makes it hard mode for me, I'm just basing it on whatever goofy 80s comedies I can find a gif for)

I adored it!

In my freshman year of college I was introduced to some of my lifelong favorite books. The Real Thing is one of them. (Not enough room to name all the other favorite plays he wrote.) #RIPTomStoppard www.theguardian.com/stage/2025/n...

It’s infuriating to me that I need to evaluate media to determine whether it’s AI generated now. The great “time saver” technology wastes incalculable time and energy for people who want to retain their grasp on reality

nose down ass up that's the way we cyberstuck

"The Harder They Come," ('72, dir. Perry Henzell), with a wildly charismatic Jimmy Cliff lead performance, is streaming on Pluto & YT at present. "You think town is easy? How you gonna live?" "I could make a record." www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzCv...

I can’t believe how stupid everything is

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

emailing in a semi-literate manner isn’t a sign of stupidity, it’s another form of rich asshole arrogance because you don’t think you owe anyone coherent thoughts