Ms. Rachel's Wario out here doing more stupid shit

When Stephen Miller hijacks the Major League Baseball social media account

i need someone (maybe lorde?) to start beef with lykke li; we need all the girls to be in conflict right now; we need everyone to start making diss tracks

Hey guys, should I do a Quit-Lit?

Pam Bondi is Ms. Rachel's Wario

We’re talking about practice man

if phds just starting eating the blue slop from the documentary film, the matrix, they might be able to focus on big picture questions

I want all the wasted hours I spent as BDE or BN OPSEC officer, instead of my three other more important jobs, back

OK I was having fun but tealize I sound like an influencer, and now can't escape that vicious spiral. I will now self-cancel

You guys wanna see a cute picture of Margo being a good family dog?

Sports betting is overall evil. But it's also fun to see if I can turn $1 into 38 on a multi-day 6-leg parlay.

When I remember Babylon 5 had Space Italians AND regular Italians, they regularly interacted, yet never mentioned it

gonna introduce legislation to make it required by law for every CEO/politician/leader to Post Through It

Kash Patel's challenge coin is a key that unlocks a secret cooler of the stalest Keystone Light you've ever seen

Guy who consistently mispronounces "Dido"

Evergreen

Happy anniversary to the time the RWers tried to paint Warren as some kind of BDSMer or whatever. Wild timeline.

I kinda wish I was still teaching intro logic just to talk about this tweet

Sorry creepy reporter, I fucked Tilly Norwood before she transitioned.

i'll make you a deal: i will tearfully restrain myself from bringing up "surplus value" at all so long as you present a definition of working class that does not rule in car dealership owners on vibes

Just as my ideal congress is a bunch of AOC-Bernie-whatever progressive types *plus one George Santos*, my ideal supreme court is all the WNBA mascots plus Gritty

Our twinfants are only 8mo old but I already know I have to keep one off the weed until they're, like, 45. He's JUST TOO CHILL. He'd solve world problems by just saying "guys, were fine, just hang out and itll all be ok" and then we'd all get bored and probably Armageddon ourselves

Charlie Brown had hoes

If he replied saying "mr pope is my father" I would convert to catholicism

"too"

God this website has the juice

"Fire Escape" by Fastball is underrated

Just ordered 150lbs of bulk bread flour, and that experience was borderline erotic

Our response as always is to get weird with it

Seems genuinely like unfair cheating that mosquitoes can bite through clothes sometimes. This is a microblogging website

*bong rip noises This is the Endless Legend/Endless Space lore

One of my favorite things about being my own boss (and only employee) is that my business page can subject the normies to homemade memes like this and no one can stop me

Absolute banger from @deadcarl.bsky.social

people love to write this elaborate fanfiction for these guys. pete sincerely thinks that cutting a really moto instagram reel will create an ayran hyperstate, like it's not complicated. it's too stupid for words, but it's not complicated

“Dad what did you do in the US war with Israel over Qatar?” “I had my choice of orders as we attempted to open new fronts against Greenland and Canada but was dishonorably discharged for wokeness.”

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

Hegseth to Geneva Conventions: drop dead

As a not terribly successful (former) captain in the national guard, this dipshit is making us all look bad. Most of us just get out and do other, normal shit. #NotAllMediocreGuys

ah yes, the actress who had countdowns to her 18th birthday and deepfake pornography produced about her as a teenager, obviously doesn't understand anything about misogyny in the real world

this is white on white violence

This is what tenure does to a brain

holy shit they did the meme

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

Party hard on a Friday night

yeah we're into LLMs (Large Lamb-bridge Models)

RIP Gaston Bachelard, you would've loved the MassPike

Who's the Menswear Guy for baking?

me, trepidantly: we inherit the legacy of these war crimes, still; strange as it may seem, whether we like it or not it must be said that these were in a meaningful sense "our" war crimes. MAGA, enthusiastically: these were our war crimes!!!!

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