"Bread First, Poasting Always" is a good bakery slogans and motto, right? Or should it be "Posting" for the normies? These are the obly two options

The Grunt Stylers were out in full force at farmer's market today

Can’t wait for medical breakthroughs like “detransitioners report increased happiness after being told doing so will cause the beatings to stop.”

gonna go log back into Twitter for the first time in a year and leave this image with the caption "Tommy Tuberville praying to Mecca mid-game"

Guy who is no longer an academic

I just turned in my (I hope) last ever grades as a prof. I guess I'm a baker now. This is a microblogging website

"Studies show watching birds is good for your mental health." Seems like wasted money on those studies. This shit is peaceful as fuck, we don't need a study

Guy from Mass who names their vape "I prefer Pen pin bowling."

That’s why everyone who lives in Boston drives over the border to work in Nashua…oh wait…

Guy whose main job is selling at Saturday morning farmers markets at the bar after work "You guys don't understand, right now *is like my weekend*"

Guy who thinks scarecrow are ecofascism

imagine tracy morgan reading this aloud

"LL Cool Vape"

Guy who calls their vape "Pen Jillette but with one 'n' so not the literal magician name it'swordplay" and says that every time they reference the vape

these 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 things they neither lift nor peel. I can't remember the last time I didn't give up and stab the damn thing to get it open without dealing with this bullshit

Ten years ago on this date I defended my dissertation prospectus. In a week, I will leave academia (hopefully) forever

New Kill Team board just dropped

If Rudy is on the way out it's only fair that we remind ourselves of this, the funniest thing that has ever happened. People are sometimes gaslit into being told that finding this amusing is "cringe" or "resist lib" and that is wrong. It was an absolute, cast iron, day of absolute hilarity.

The Rudy obit prewrites

The person assigned to the spot across from us at market today had a "I [heart] Trump" bedazzled pin on her denim vest She and some dude were selling old wrenches, some painted over, landlord style, lashed together into crosses. It was that and mini birdhouses on earring wires

"Favorable Microplatics" would be a great band name

(whispers) isn’t that what it’s supposed to do?

Shoutout to @absolutely-not.bsky.social for this banger

She did it again. Is her continuing to refer to me as a philosopher rather than a baker a...something? It's not a microaggression, but it's...something.

I stand by this skeet

i need a pop-up video mad men so every time they mention a sum of money, it pops up to tell you how much that is in today money

I don't watch this show and won't ever but this seems like an evergreen message for any show or anything ever. Just plain useful

The smell of my bread got a lesbian to break her 6mo no-carb streak and tear into the loaf her friend bought. I have peaked as a baker and need a new career.

The clankers have me cornered. They are feeding me ads for nothing but sexy sundresses, cocktail dresses, and heels for me to buy my wife, 40k/DnD minis, and artisinal flours. They know my soul.

This person is being silenced for their beliefs and I won't stand for it

A-bro-priating

wishing a happy "please don't let 'skeets' stick" day to those who celebrate

which way, walking disaster

Taking a nap at work? He just like me

Guy who develops a kink for being dominated by older women because it's the most respectful context for hornyposting

Guy who pronounces ACLU as if they were sneezing

These people demand the right to appoint faculty and prescribe the content of the curriculum at American universities.

I'm never logging off

I’m sorry, but bluesky is THRIVING…

"BLERG BLERG BLERG BLERG I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER" well yeah I have a healthy and happy relationship with my mother in law

I just smoked two bowls and drank a gansett tallboy while my MiL chain smoked Marlboro blacks AMA

Just caught our twin toddlers going crazy for this song, quite a legacy

i don't think believing this makes someone an evil person BUT all evil people believe this

Salute to an all-time tweet

I found this much funnier than I should have (credit: jakearmy_ on instagram)

GenXers reinventing demographically-based notions of ontological evil from first principles, but progressivish Gotta be one of my favorite genre of posts on the normie-er websites

"California" by OAR is "Pink Pony Club"s Wario