Never forget that Neo canonically won at #TheGameAwards and immediately tried to jump off a roof.

Todd "the liar" Howard

EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP. FINALLY A GOOD ANNOUNCEMENT TODAY. BEST NEWS EVER. YOU CAN GO TO BED NOW THEY'RE NOT TOPPING THIS

Didn't think I'd hear Muppets mention Undertale and Silksong tonight

NOW THIS IS PODRACING

New Control hell yes put it in my veins

CONTROL Resonant –Trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhQm... "Explore a warped Manhattan on the brink of paranatural annihilation in this thrilling action-adventure RPG. Unleash the extraordinary powers of Dylan Faden as he fights for his humanity and survival against a reality-bending cosmic threat."

I'm at work, someone tell me if there are any announcements for deltarune, silksong, or expedition 33

My friend keeps saying “this is better than sex,” about everything, and it’s like… We get it, you’re asexual.

Guess who just got a NOT-ai-generated response (this is automated but isnt like, g*pt)

MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported? NOEM: We haven't deported veterans MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea

Jacob Wysocki will be BACK for the new season of Dimension 20! Check our profile each day at noon PT for the next cast reveal 🛻☀️😊 The trailer for the new season of Dimension 20 premieres December 17th! 📷: Kate Elliott #Dimension20NewSeason

Freya for your eyeballs

My gender is the part in a cyberpunk dystopia where you get to have total body modularity

Does being genderfluid include occasionally wanting to distance oneself from the entire concept of gender?

Mother! probably the single most stressful viewing experience I've had. Like a fever dream where I'm having an anxiety attack.

I still don't get what the plan was. Did they really think that whole spiel about how they "hardly slept for seven weeks" crafting this slop was gonna do anything? AI evangelists have spent the last few years telling us how much time AI saves but now its suddenly hard work again???

For @pudge.bsky.social

it intensely angers me every time I open a book PDF in Acrobat and the software reminds me that I’m reading a Long Document and gee, wouldn’t I prefer a summary instead I am not a first grade child who requires the easy-reader version of big kid books, demon machine

Bring them nightfall #Destiny2Art

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

When he's hung but he's ace

Ohhh, you'd better watch out You'd better watch out You'd better watch out You'd better watch out You'd better watch out You'd better watch out You'd better watch out

The sheer number of things cis het men seem to think will make them gay is staggering. If it’s really that easy to become gay then it really seems like being a bit of a fag is only natural

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

At some point someone just needs to say “you are an indecent person, you are lying to cover the slaughter of defenseless men, you know you are lying, and even under the tenets of your own professed faith you will certainly burn in hell if you continue down this path”

if god is an all-powerful perfect being and humans imitate said image, Why Butthole Experience Spicy? does god experience spicy butthole? is this a punishment for daring to tame the divine creation of fire in flavor and function? is it because humans are deuterostomes instead of protostomes

By popular demand, Skyress Bakugan!💚

続　バニーエレン

I wish they would shift to bankruptcy.

Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn

online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times

Sneering douchebag: "You're gonna be famous on the internet!" The Internet:

Sabrina Carpenter: Braver and more powerful than Nintendo and Microsoft combined.

Damn that's crazy. If only someone could make an official standalone one.

Are centrists starting to understand why this isn't the guy? I know us trans people care for eachother and nobody else gives a fuck about us. But this affects everyone. A wealth tax has been very successful in Massachusetts with very little downsides. Why oppose it? (Unless, y'know, you're paid to.)

not the top-voted reply, but this is a hilarious way to troll white people

Eris Morn, a Hive god, is becoming friends with Lodi, a linguist. I wonder how hard it would be for him to learn the Hive language...

We're so close to an all sword build being possible in D2. @destiny2team.bungie.net please give us a legendary sword in either the energy or kinetic slot so we can go full sword mode

Scarlett

the thing about extreme content in video games is that the most appalling taboo porn game on the internet is still more artstically valid and has more reason to exist than Roblox

This rules people.com/halle-berry-...

Conrad tested this and I think Where Winds Meet is the worst game in the world.

Just fixed Drifter's Ghost's voice, and it turns out this whole time she's been a midwestern mom. #destiny2 #renegades

Frankly, I would be the primary protagonist of the sequel to Don't Build the Torment Nexus, titled Don't Willingly Enter the Torment Nexus.

@destinythememe.bsky.social it's finally time (after I'm sufficiently finished with Expedition 33)

Inviting Vixen