If you're gonna be in an accident you may as well be in the most fun type of accident. I'm guessing there's glitter.

Make a band food: The Rolling Scones

People who say "don't drink the Kool-Aid" have obviously never tasted Kool-Aid, shit is delicious.

Joan Brown, Thanksgiving Turkey, 1959 #artbots #moma https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1134766

Cleaning out some old sports memorabilia. This is a cool set. Jackie Joyner Kersee McDonald's cards from 1990

Humans in the US get so focused on unimportant stuff. Whatever Pete Buttigieg says is unimportant. He's not a serious candidate for any elected position. Find the ones that are, support them. Ignore the rest. A politician that gives you something to vote for ya know?

The biggest issue with the United States is that most citizens probably don't care about roughly 30-40 of the other ones. And for good reason, what the hell should I care about Nebraska for? Nice people, I'm sure, but it may as well be Denmark.

Pablo Picasso, The Kitchen, Paris, November 1948 #artbots #moma https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135423

*Steve pushes 7* Steve: whoever pushes the button is the captain of the elevator. Me: I don’t think that’s tru- *Captain Steve slaps me with his glove so hard I immediately accept the chain of command*

Eating. So good.

A burger like this is a special, special thing. Good number list too though.

Birdie resting between sets. Training to become an Instagram kettlebell influencer.

National ice cream day. That's it. That's the skeet/post.

Sorry I'm late, I was getting all lost in the supermarket.

I've met a lot of Scotts in my life. Not one of them was anything special, let alone Great.

The moral of the story is; if a person orders steaks well done and hates pets? Do NOT elect that person president.

Everyone's dunking on the obvious lies. Everyone missed the truth that there is, indeed, very little difference between a madman and a genius.

We can never actually bust a move because it's always what comes next. This is known in scientific circles as the Young MC paradox.

Just got an al pastor from the stand on the corner and The Knack was on the radio and the grill guy was singing "Miiiiiii Cabronaaaaa!" anyway that guy rules

I put together a 4-page doc for those wary of the rush to integrate in K-12 schools (though much applies beyond). Four of the main arguments for teachers using AI tools & introducing kids to AI as early as kindergarten are addressed with rebuttals linked to sources.

Found a #vintage social media post in the wild today.

Hawaiian pizza 2.0; Spam and mango.

Wait, what... hold on, they defunded the police? Libs? Owned. www.npr.org/2025/05/24/n...

Is Trump mad at Harvard because he had to go to Penn?

Can't stop thinking about the McSweeney's Sad Dad Bands, (first published January 14, 2022.) Back on Twitter, I started a thread of my own riffs on Sad Dad Bands on January 17, 2022. Here is that thread, recreated. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wha...

Whoever named them “woodpeckers” got that mother fucker exactly right

I once dunked a basketball so hard that Santa Claus died and they had to cancel Christmas

it's actually christmas eve's monster

#Cookies For all of your #winter celebrations. 🍽️🍪

top 10 christmas movies 10. the christmas man 9. christmas man 8. christmas people go to town 7. a very christmas 6. context clues escaped me but i replied nonetheless: a christmas miracle 5. i’m going to christmas 4. unusual christmas! 3. christmas pants 2. mrs. christmas 1. mrs. and ms. christmas

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Every retelling of the Grinch story just proves that the Whos suck. Truly an awful, awful society.

Breakfast cereal is the best dessert.

I bet there is a village in Italy where an origami savant spends all day doing amphetamines and creating new styles of pasta.

The pumpkin pie to sweet potato pie to Yukon gold potato pie pipeline.

Day after thanksgiving breakfast is as good as thanksgiving dinner. Can't wait until the day after thanksgiving lunch sandwich.

Still working on the ballotine, but practicing once a year inhibits my progress. It's the best turkey method I think (description in alt text) Thankful for delicious food and all the stuff. Happy Thanksgiving.

The dimples on her lower back are for dipping sauces

What if; a biscuits and gravy breakfast burrito?

The move is to post what's left after you eat. That's how you know it's good. Had to dive right in. I'm so #blessed to have delicious Mexican food available always.

The phrase, "just as good as," is always a lie.

Flavored like Funyuns? Or flavored with Funyuns? It's a subtle difference.

White people popped off with “donezo”

They keep calling it a super moon but it's just the same old moon.

Nice. Finally found the rules.

whas the fucking point of even posting on here when you cant get dmed by a 24 year old e girl saying "This is us" with a picture of two rats wearing sweaters or some shit