the discourse around the doordash girl is so frustrating man nuance truly is dead

with the mariners getting eliminated i now need to figure out how im going to fill those 3 hours every day for the next 6 months. maybe ill start watching one piece?

pain

I am once again asking people not to install any kind of web-connected surveillance into their homes. If you must have a surveillance camera, do it local so only you have access to the output.

WAKE UP WE HAVE A LOUVRE HEIST

can't afford a new car battery bc i need my car to earn money and i can't earn money because i need to start my car to work but my car won't start because i need a new car battery but i can't get a new car battery because i need to work to earn more money to afford it but i can't work right now beca

This one isnt ANY of what I said previous but I did find it upon tumblr

wasn't even in the strike zone and that ball landed in nevada my god

my hate for the dodgers is like how jeanette mccurdy felt about ariana grande, whereas my hate for the yankees is like how every one of his costars felt about chevy chase

Mr. Mamdani when will you wear wigs

City shaking 🔱

damn shohei lmao

The vibes? FUCKIN IMMACULATE

i miss how i felt before game 3

i laughed so hard at this that i missed naylor's homer 😔

good morning old bay enjoyers

the rotation was honestly overdue for a blowup start. really good thing they won both of those games in toronto tho, so even if they can't claw back into this one they're still in the drivers seat.

god damn if i really wanted to see the brewers go to the world series

lmfao treinen???

has buffalos o line been this awful all night? this is the first offensive drive i've watched from them tonight but they are looking absolutely dreadful on some simple 4 man rushes

i can not wait to see this fuckin scorecard lol

man vargas with this umpire might actually be an elite combo lol

You just got Garved

What is happening in that broadcast booth???

DREAD IT. RUN FROM IT. PLAYOFF POLO COMES ALL THE SAME.

daulton varsho freaks me out. sorry nothing against the guy but he looks like an animated wax figure or something idk how to describe it he just gives me that uncanny valley feeling

i honestly thought yesavage was gonna shut them down they've been so bad against rookies this year but this is a nice development

JULIOOOOO

honestly with how long the last 48 hours must have been for this team i was really just hoping for them not to get embarrassed tonight and regroup tomorrow. the fact that they're leading rn is kinda wild. never say this team isn't mentally tough!

he is a god amongst men and he fucking hates the blue jays

get this bowtied bastard off my screen

Air Force having one of the worst pass defenses in college football is honestly troubling from a national security perspective

the mariners had a camera on the dugout in the middle of the 15th when humpy won the salmon race

despite the outcome i will still hold a generational grudge against carrie carpenter

polo and jp are my girlfriends favorite mariners and she went to sleep in the 11th lmao

it's time for a smoke lmao

ITS OVER

classic randy moment right there. even luke raley doesn't get hit by pitches like the goat randy

i have to pick up a party tray of pretzels for my nephews birthday party in 10 hours from a store 30 minutes awaycan the mariners please win this game now

my stress tic during games is doing crosswords i've gotten through like a full week of nyt crosswords tonight

eduard bazardo, i fully forgive you for yesterday. no matter what happens for the rest of the night, you've redeemed yourself and then some.

fucking asshole has not gotten half as hype for anything the mariners have done all night shut the hell up

i'm so sick of these broadcasters

THANK GOD

oh thank god that dropped

ROBLES

exhale

I GOT SO HYPE WHEN I SAW HIM COMING UP HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEO