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I’m $2,360 past due on my car lease. I dunno what to do. Losing the car would be a disaster, not just for my credit but any hope of getting a job, keeping my meager delivery income or even leaving my neighborhood. If you’re in a position to help, I’d so appreciate it. Venmo/Cashapp: claymationary

just saw a video of julio doing his little individualized handshakes with all of his teammates and coaches and it made me so happy

Eat some tomato, apricot, mint, feta, olive oil, lemon juice, and honey in the same bite and then tell me how you feel

I love gay men but can you open a Bluesky channel so the rest of us don’t have to watch your work out videos. You look great, btw…I just don’t need to see it in my feed.

don't ride my ass man. i got the marías playing and the cruise control set to the exact speed limit. i've set my pace buddy. yours is your own. the left lane is open.

tell that to star wars fans am i right ladies

People will see this and reflexively QT with “me” or “me at the party” or “the mariners with a lead” etc etc. But that’s not true. This is a machine. It is unfeeling, cold, vacant. We can’t compare our humanity to this device. This toaster will never know what it’s like to be the mariners

hey, uh, I screwed up my budget a little, it's two day before payday but my phone service ends today unless I fix it, I very much need it for my work. If anyone can help it would be appreciated. c: $jesswool93 v: @sylviej25

YO PLEASE WATCH THIS IM FUCKING SCREAMING

some pictures of my handsome* man tonight

i wish they had made 10 seasons of american vandal fr

stg i know the blonde girl from the booking dot com bachelorette party ad is she famous is she from my area why does she look so familiar

can't sleep making a midnight wawa run for the first time in a few years (midnight-3am wawa was literally a daily meal for me for a while) and i forgot how much shit be unavailable real late at night

the baseball gods are really mad at colt emerson tonight

all the tiktoks about the sheep detectives are just people recording themselves crying while the credits roll and like yea it do be like that but also it's so much deeper than that i want videos of people actually analyzing the movie and its themes and shit

it shouldn't be possible for it to be 80° when the sun is down

goofy ass baseball team

meant to say this last night but i conked out as soon as i got home: you should go see the sheep detectives. it is unbelievable how good that fucking movie is.

took a week off from watching mariners baseball bc these mfs are pissing me off i'm so glad the very first at bat i tuned back into was a julio dinger lmao i love him

JULIOOOOOOOOOOOO

when i was reading fellowship i was like most of this is just vivid descriptions of landscape and food why did they make this movie 4 hours long but now im watching the movie and they cut out like half the plot and still managed to make this shit long as hell

crashing out about people in homer's odyssey not being white is ridiculous. they should all be yellow.

we're seeing if grogu's entire body can fit inside the gom jabbar box

normal people mostly don't know who pete buttigieg is and if they find out they won't like him. i'm begging democrats to develop an eye for "empty suit" vibes.

being a soccer goalie looks easy as fuck ngl

I'm ashamed of you. Get off my tip

Once again, the thing the left was screaming and begging to have happen becomes the consensus center position only after incalculable damage has been done

Not even kidding when I say The Batman: Part 2 is on my "Reasons To Keep Living" list

I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the Undertale fandom has a mass surveillance problem

i went to the déjà vu store and everyone had this weird feeling i already asked them whether they knew you

i went to the déjà vu store and everyone had this weird feeling i already asked them whether they knew you

julio has loved sending games to extras this year man

i think the ump should get a little kiss when he get a booboo

i genuinely think the executives at KFC should be tried for crimes against humanity the way they puppet that man's corpse around

“Bluesky is dying,” brother social media is dead. Bluesky is whale fall

this ai generated animal jeep is going to make me do something i can't post about

you got the short porch here rob prove the haters wrong

altuve needs to get some longer arms if he wants to swing at shit like that lol

The victim was a 19 year old transgender woman. She was stabbed to death in the laundry room of her student apartment complex. Seattle police just released these pictures of the suspect. If you know who he is, you can call the tip line at 206-233-5000.

joined my church's property management committee and found out that the membership consists 4 old men who's names are tom, tim, jim, and jimmy

osmosis jones probably struggling in my body im ngl

fascinating decision to go to a 6 man rotation when your bullpen is more understaffed than a burger king

why the fuck is this dudes name shewmake. be named schumacher like a normal person.

just finished hell house llc: lineage and holy hell what a shitshow. the only reason i think i technically liked it more than the second one is because it immediately tempered my expectations by tossing out the found footage format, whereas hell house ii had me thinking it'd eventually get good.

just saw hokum if you're a horror fan you should definitely go see it

Mormons would rather vote Republican than go to therapy

Cal is absolutely brutal to watch swing a bat right now

after that inning, castillo's ERA since first that scoreless outing against the yankees has been an 8.04 and is averaging 4.72 innings per start. at a certain point you really gotta do something about this.