People are talking about the best pastry and like 8 of them have been named and no one has said sfogliatelle. Thats insane. Thats ridiculous

Awesome

Take care to select a perfume that will impress your heart surgeon while youve gone under

«Comme un tout jeune palmier qui tremble et qui palpite, J'arracherai ce coeur tout blanc de son sein, Et, pour rassasier ma bête favorite Je le lui jetterai par terre avec dédain!»

Heart of palm straight out of the can = beast mode

Odalisque

The Chudess

Incredible story, truly world-historical.

y’all ever think about the miniaturized fauna of patagonia

I spend every day harvesting the fruits of shitpost-centered industrial policy on our arcadian terrain with perfect mental peace

"“They specifically asked me if I knew where the Hmong families lived on my street & in the neighborhood.” Lugert-Thom responded, “I don’t know anything about that” & she said they then asked, “Well, what about the Asian families?”" "“I was a bit shaken & a bit shocked of what I was asked to do.”"

Is there something to the way people talk about Christian Nationalism because if so i havent seen it. It seems like our answer to talking about the leader of Antifa

W

Lol

It is estimated that over one billion tons of aggregate have been mined from the San Gabriel River -- one of the most important aggregate mining districts in the world -- since the turn of the twentieth century.

Just now was moments away from making the fatal mistake of pretending to gaf about the nfl for small talk purposes but i stopped myself in time

Wait the final substantive reason for me to visit xitter sometimes is gone

2020 so surely it wasnt ai. Someone lovingly bungled this by hand. I want to meet the person

Ive mastered not going to bed on time as milton has mastered the meow of admonition

Getting older does sort of feel like being gaslit. Like yes i have so seen this before. Feeling this way because i heard a song by "the kid laroi"

Top Ten Milton Vs Layla Fights

It was a melange of too many different things to form one coherent union bro i dont even want to call it an amalgam. That shit was a hodgepodge if anything bro it was a gallimaufry

It should be illegal to be a passenger in my car doing important things on your phone. If youre in that situation your role is to write things down that i might want to bleet later. Leave everything else at the door

Sometimes the side chick aint even a chick. Its yugoslav los angeles labor historian and memoirist louis adamic

Ibuprofen is so beautiful

I HATE THIS GUY SO MUCH

Opened tumblr for nostalgia and saw an 80 or so note post calling other users imperialist running dogs. Thats exactly what its all about

What the hell was the beer in king of the hill

The felix rodriguez youtube shorts are killing me

Words cant express how much i love mimineko

I need a straight woman or gay man to talk to so bad

thinking about

Man this guy is probably getting paid a lot of money to write with puerile insistence that the drug charges are important then go on with some stupid bullshit about lebensraum in british columbia

Watch it...its on youtube

I havent seen it in a long time but i think daughters of the dust is still my favorite movie

How do you guys go about manning up

do you take this woman as your mother?

Perhaps no one is thriftier than i am

In a pretty auspicious establishment

My resolutions: -fill in a couple more stamp cards at the coffee shop by lacc -watch beautiful anime -ruin 30+ fed-days -private. 3/1 deadline -private -private -keep my book club intact and promote quality -be swole -resist having any faith in god

Sorta want a taco bell wrapped to tell me how many cantina chicken bowls i ate this year

One of my least favorite things to read is someone making several statements that dont really come together to make any point and then going like "but even this is not enough." Like yeah buddy i can tell it isnt

Wow, i had never heard of agnotology. Probably because they were trying to keep me from finding out about it (making me have to do work at my job instead of reading blogs)

It was a student activism context, something to do with UTLA, the clipboard was passed around, at the end of the day i had him. From that day forward i was a 0.5mm woman, which i had never been before

I lost my kuru toga that someone accidentally gave me about 8 years ago. It was my favorite pencil. Goodbye...

I hate the word "yummy" sm. Are we 4 years old now