In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW

Have you met Republicans, sir?

truth nuclear bomb

So I guess the cherished dream of a Senate candidate, who, sure, had a Nazi tattoo, and, yes, left racist and homophobic posts on Reddit, and, okay, sexted every woman in the Maine phone directory while married, but maybe, just maybe, perhaps, fingers-crossed, wasn’t a full-on rapist, has died.

(inarticulate racist virginal yelling)

Happy 4th. Please help us.

Nazis are marching in Washington, DC on July 4th, 2026, the 250th birthday of the USA. Actual Nazis.

There is one thing Trump could do on July 4th that would guarantee he'd be mentioned in the same breath as John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and James Monroe.

Now's the best time to talk about how Mitch McConnell is one of the most malignant figures in American history because you won't end up getting screenshotted and put in a Breitbart listicle for "disrespecting the dead" or whatever.

Has anybody tried flipping Mitch McConnell over off of his back or has rigor tortoise set in?

#ChainsawAwards @fangoria.bsky.social

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Top: America’s Bicentennial Celebration, Washington DC 1976 Bottom: Great American State Fair, Washington DC 2026

I got this into the Associated Press.

Is this a great movie? No. Do I love it? Hell yes. #WreckaStow

They made Kid Cuisine for grown men. There’s even a cowboy TV show tie-in

Here’s some Ron Hicks art to make your Monday a little better.

BLAZING SADDLES could ABSOLUTELY be made today and the only people who would be triggered are MAGA because that movie is anti-racist AF.

Absolutely true story, as a little kid I remember reading some dentists' waiting room kids book about the Bicentennial and doing the math and getting excited, circa 1986, that I was going to be alive for the 250th.

this wouldn’t work legally because a President has no authority to remove a Supreme Court justice. however the President could instead simply drone strike them. it sounds like i’m being snarky but as a result of the immunity decision this is the actual law.

AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

Can't even celebrate America properly because of WOKE!

Damn I fucking wish.

Every time I make the typo "grabity" part of me wants to argue that it should have been called that all along.

Wait. I have the same birthday as Aleister Crowley? That’s soooo much better than Kirk Cameron.

Mr. Musk has been insisting that nobody has died from the destruction of the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID). This article lists just a small sample of the journalism that’s documented the devastation, and links where to find far more documentation. gizmodo.com/the-headline...

Before paper and scissors

Elon Musk says he has a plan to blot out the sun and while that is an insane supervillain plan, I get it…

If you want to piss off your dorky friends, tell them about next month’s $100M Universal release about the making of a Hollywood horror movie in the 1930s where the film team accidentally summons an Elder God and a giant pustulating mass that then attempts to devour the world. <1/2>

The right has always had this problem, their propaganda becomes unintelligible the way any fandom does to outsiders who aren’t fully immersed in and committed to it. Fond memories of them running around in 2009 screaming “card check” and “Vince foster” and normal humans are like, what.

If the "takeaway" of a film is widely misunderstood, who is to blame, the filmmakers or the audience? For instance, if Marines watch Apocalypse Now and cheer the destruction and come away thinking Kilgore and Kurtz are awesome, are they media-illiterate, or did the movie fail in some basic way?

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! 🎆🎇

POV you swam in the Reflecting Pool

Republicans when it’s simultaneously Pride Month and Juneteenth.

Imagine Trump ever being invited to join a photo like this — not in a million years. Four presidents. Zero drama. Just smiles, respect, and a shared love of country. 🇺🇸

WIDOW’S BAY Season One is about as perfect as a TV show can be and this is what you get if you google it:

STRANGER: *steps out of time machine* i come from the fewtch ME: the fewtch? STRANGER: yeah we call it the fewtch now

the predators are men who want little girls in men’s restrooms

Fucking what? By who???

Peter Thiel’s secret society membership list leaked and you need to know some of the names on there:

Destroy them.