one time i asked what gardens are called in england because garden means something else over there and more than one hundred thousand people saw it and told me how stupid i am for not knowing anything about other countries because they didn’t know that garden means something else over here

i once commented that most british fries don’t look salted much less seasoned and british people were like how would u even see salt in a pic u stupid fucking american

😂😂 If this was my dad I’d make him all the American food he could eat!

“americans are entitled they think the rest of the world revolves around them” —brits who get triggered by the rest of the world not being just like them

brits, notorious for accusing americans of being uncultured + untraveled, love to foam at the mouth about potato salad/egg salad/chicken salad etc not being salad because it doesn’t have lettuce in it as if greece and greek salad aren’t right there

yeah no u forfeited ur right to say anything about our preventable gun deaths when u refuse to do anything about preventable heat deaths

the european notion that americans only eat fast food is deliriously funny to me like yes every time i get hungry i have to drive to mcdonald’s or jack in the box or whatever

“a/c culture” is a neat way to announce ur an anti science conspiracy theorist xx

“why do americans say what state they’re from instead of the country” bruh u don’t know states? u think kentucky is a country?

“why do americans say what state they’re from instead of the country i hate when they do that” srry thought it was obvious from how loud i was ????

“why don’t americans say what country they’re from why do they say the state it’s so annoying” —people who immediately go “yeah but what state”

“europe isn’t one country” who tf said or even implied that it was, like ever????

“the media lied to us” completely absolves people of their participation in stereotypes and false information. no the media reported newsworthy events. YOU perpetuated bias even though you had access to facts the whole time.

nobody has smaller dick energy than the brits because reminding them that they were the ones who invented calling it soccer in the first place is offensive

i love how it’s americans that “don’t know anything about the rest of the world” yet somehow everything about america is a total shock to the rest of the world when they finally *checks notes* travel outside their own country

do NOT follow me this is my private internet place

the predators are men who want little girls in men’s restrooms

as a former little girl please never ever ever ever ever take little girls into a men’s restroom jfc

international visitors if you ever encounter somebody walking around a parking lot selling tamales by the gallon-size ziploc you get ur cash out and buy them immediately

“it’s so cute when americans discover there are other countries besides america” —people who don’t travel and live 23 miles from where they were born

“why isn’t america walkable” ask the people who deride americans for not knowing history or geography (the answer is found in history and geography)

just to be so honest i didn’t know abt the world cup until suddenly the whole world was here having the best food of their lives and it’s the best thing that’s happened in this country in my 42 yrs

saw a post by an american immigrant to the uk about things that are challenging to americans who move abroad. one commenter complained that we say thank you too much. further down, another complained that we never say thank you. just say u hate us no matter what

i love that these british world cup visitors are having all this life changing food that, just two months ago, they assured me with vengeance that they “have all the same foods as america” and i literally had to shut down my threads acct

it will never not be funny to me that people ask americans who are abroad why americans don’t have passports

all these experiences of international visitors here for the world cup are giving me soooo much life

my favorite part of the world cup is europeans experiencing real america

I would like to teleport to the Waffle House now thank you.

I wish someone would transport me to a Waffle House.

“americans think—“ stop. you’re not american. don’t speak for us.

i washed my hair with dawn like they were talking abt on threads and my hair is so soft now i feel like a baby duck

potato chips are girl food boys can’t have any

the word crisps UPSETS me it shouldn’t sound like ur summoning a cat every time you want some fucking potatoes in a bag

why can’t people read on fb marketplace i have several pairs of shoes listed and fb makes you say what size they are EVERYONE WHO MESSAGES STKLL ASKS WHAT SIZE EVEN IF I PUT IT IN THE DESCRIPTION EVEN. IF. I. PUT. IT. IN. THE. TITLE.

it’s 5am but i can’t stop watching hijack omg why did nobody tell me

not calling it shepherds pie anymore it’s english casserole

u can rearrange ur furniture at midnight. nobody’s going to stop u or anything

girl dinner: three mochi ice creams

i tried to eat six eggs for dinner. i am unable to eat six eggs.

help i read some comments on the internet

For @msnownews.bsky.social, I wrote an article about how ICE Watch is grounded in sociological theories of violence prevention. The reality is that most men will only commit public violence in extremely specific scenarios and ICE Watch disrupts the conditions necessary for escalation.

does anybody else just ?? like ???? ????

i miss waffle house so bad

i love unhinged carousel posts that end with a picture of their cat

millennials we can just. not eat kale

when i rewatch old shows i want to see them with the commercials they aired with

why does getting my emissions done stress me out so bad. like pls stop running my rpms that high ur gonna break it😩

The conversation we’re not ready to have yet is that having empathy for a white supremacist is part of what upholds white supremacy. And by that measure alone, it fails to be empathy at all.

i like spelling pennsylvania pencilvania bc it confuses the right people

did i peel the sticker off my apple or did i eat it a mystery