Eldritch
@eldritchelitist.bsky.social
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He/him. Staff writer @ Angry Metal Guy. Power metal idiot.
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Fuck it: 2025 Media Thread.
9 months ago
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Clair Obscur Sphinx
2 days ago
Past few weeks have been tough. COVID, then (ongoing) recovery, and a family pet passed away last night, and I covered his cremation costs. Trying to sell some gear to cover costs, but if you have anything to spare, 'twould help me a lot.
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mmmmmmmmm
2 days ago
is this nekrogoblikon
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headfallsoff
2 days ago
fired from supergiant games after i said hades nutz approximately 5000 times on my first day
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Antifascist Black Metal Network
2 days ago
We're happy to welcome back
@allieinchains.bsky.social
, an artist we've already hosted numerous times, mainly through her band Transgressive, the death/thrash powerhouse from Arizona who has been carrying the flag of anti-fascist metal since 2021. This is her first black metal record!
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Not Kreator putting out a music video loaded with garbage AI generated vfx
3 days ago
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆
3 days ago
Some transgender people see only darkness in front and behind them. The current climate is especially accelerating this. Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves. Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶
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Culture Crave 🍿
3 days ago
Hideo Kojima wants to scan an actual ghost for
#OD
🎮 "I want to scan a ghost for the first time and I want to get an award for that"
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Amazed that this exists at all, but the production on this is uncannily similar to that of the old Shadow Warriors demo featuring ZP, Sam, and Herman of Dragonforce
youtu.be/-rlZLyLwBVQ?...
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3 days ago
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🎃⛓ Alicia of the Seven Keys ⛓🎃
3 days ago
Everyone talks about how weird it was that Quiznos advertized with the cursed rats from RatherGood, but they forget about Quizno's Toasted Cookies DragonForce-like band That whole company was on crack
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Quizno's Commercial (Toasted Cookies) - Robert Tarpinian
YouTube video by Robert Tarpinian
https://youtu.be/_z3d-JJtoio?si=5VS7lPweREO27Y21
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Loser Vandross (Always Too Much)
4 days ago
If it isn’t the blowjob brothers.
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aphex twink
4 days ago
I'm not halfway there yet. can someone please help? i should be able to pay you back within a month or two
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domi
4 days ago
I finally cleaned up my messy cablework
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Alien: Earth thoughts: The show is like a 2/5 but Kirsh and Morrow bring it up to a 3 by themselves. Wish they had kissed. I know they wanted to
5 days ago
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DoomMate
5 days ago
"That shit must've been laced with Tylenol, because I'm struggling to understand the social cue of giving a single fuck."
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ca-dmv-bot
6 days ago
Customer: FAVORITE GAME RESIDENT EVIL/G IS MY INITIALS/7 LUCKY NUMBER AND ANNIVERSARY DATE DMV: G VIRUS Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Supper Mario Broth
7 days ago
The Super Mario 64 source code lists names for Mario's footstep sounds. The list starts off normal but becomes poetic with names like "Footsteps in the Fallen Leaves" and "More Than Anyone Else in the World". It turns out the names are actually taken from a 1994 dating simulator.
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Crispy Hanako
8 days ago
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🎃⛓ Alicia of the Seven Keys ⛓🎃
7 days ago
Homie is almost at his goal to get a proper sleeping arrangement for his chronic pain physical aliments Just a bit more to get him over the hurdle if you can help 💜
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Cliff
8 days ago
What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs
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Christopher Owen
8 days ago
Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X
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365 Days Of Horror ✡
9 days ago
Hey
#metalsky
, if you or anyone you know is interested in writing (and listening to albums way in advance), get in touch.
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World's Richest Lesbian 🏴 🔯 🏳️⚧️(Amanda)
10 days ago
Modern art
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e.w. niedermeyer
11 days ago
if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
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The gym is great because the TVs there give you a little window into the garbage your parents are watching. Did you guys know that Law and Order: Toronto is a thing now
11 days ago
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COUNTING WORMS MOSH CALL
11 days ago
How fucking long do we have to watch society bend over backwards to lionize and sanctify a scumbag that monetized his efforts in multiclassing as many shades of bigotry as his tiny brain could hold? Is the dude that said black women have inferior brains going to be canonized as a fucking saint?
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Yeah
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11 days ago
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BEYOND SUNSET OUT NOW ON STEAM!
11 days ago
She doesn't, sadly, and I feel this is a missed opportunity. We can definitely change this. This will have to do for now.
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Rahul Kohli
11 days ago
Goodnight, I’m hoping to wake up to a slew of posts from anti-woke “comedians” who have spent years complaining about cancel culture and the oppression of free speech, defending Kimmel and condemning the F.C.C. Unless it was only an issue when you wanted to make jokes about the trans community?
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Patrick K Mills
11 days ago
My favorite genre is "at 22 I was in a war I'm an adult" Bro it's called infantry for a reason
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Mr. Chau
11 days ago
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Tim Krief
13 days ago
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It is Wiggler Wednesday my dudes
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11 days ago
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Loser Vandross (Always Too Much)
11 days ago
My bitch suck me to sleep, call me ZZ Top.
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Nick Lutsko
12 days ago
Happy 5th birthday to the official theme for Spirit Halloween
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Joezer the Joezerian
12 days ago
oh my god they're gonna make system of a down play that zelda song
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Medusa’s Wink😉
3 months ago
Me: i’m Autistic Them: Oh you take things literally Me: No that’s kleptomania
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LOVEBITES IN KANSAS NO FUCKING WAY??????
13 days ago
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World's Richest Lesbian 🏴 🔯 🏳️⚧️(Amanda)
13 days ago
Officially announcing Amanda Kauffman's solo album The Nothingness That Was, coming 2026. More details to follow.
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Wintzards of the Coast
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Jordan D 64
14 days ago
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Matt Novak
2 months ago
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Courtney Enlow
16 days ago
At this point they’ve retroactively sanitized Charlie Kirk into a total pussy and he would have hated that.
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Clair Obscur Sphinx
16 days ago
The last week I've been out with COVID, unfortunately, and have missed work for the last week. Thankfully all my major bills and rent are taken care of, but hospital visit and meds ate up the last bit of spare dollars. Just need a bit to get through next week when I go back to work.
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸
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bort
17 days ago
BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you
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🎃⛓ Alicia of the Seven Keys ⛓🎃
17 days ago
Happy Friday! 12 minutes and 3 bucks help you enjoy some antifascist thrashin' and help us save to play live next year Comments and shares and BC reviews appreciated!!
transgressivethrash.bandcamp.com/album/never-...
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lyndsay
17 days ago
Gork who shot Charlie kork
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DJ
17 days ago
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You think it can't possibly get any worse and then three seconds later it does
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