Just had a revelation

FUCK YEAH NEW MEGA COLOSSUS music.meltedfaces.com/album/watch-...

I'm high and at first I thought Knuckles was emerging from a Mario warp pipe with a body like Genie from Aladdin

Hell yeah

This game fucking rocks. Easily one of my favorites of the new wave of modern boomer shooters

The slop reporters are going to work, fuck yeah

what happens here

Holy shit, she fixed him

HOLY SHIT. ZP THEART MY BELOVED. youtu.be/WzuDxD8csLI?...

Trying something out in an attempt to keep track of all of the new music I've listened to this year. Band name / album titles logged in Alt Text. New Music Thread 2026:

Done. Highly recommend everyone do the same. Takes like 2 minutes.

Listening to some good-ass, thrashed-up trad/power metal

This is the type of beat they play in the Evangelion rebuilds when characters are subjected to unspeakable acts of violence

“God damn them all.”

Starting the morning by revisiting an old personal favorite. Swedish power metal FFO ReinXeed/Majestica, with some fun Castlevania vibes youtu.be/8p97wD28Qmw?...

never forget

Well, 2026 is already a great year for metal on the strength of this album alone. Colorful, textured, and absolutely compelling progressive tech thrash from Japan polarisdm.bandcamp.com/album/drifti...

I've got 2.5 hours to put together the other $100 I need. Please.

"Cognitive amplifier tools" son it's a Teddy Ruxpin that makes teenagers commit suicide.

So uh Cryptic Shift hasn't announced a new album yet But AMG absolutely has a promo copy of a new Cryptic Shift album

Hate to beg but I REALLY need to get this paid before midnight when I start incurring fees.

Congratulations to Equilibrium - Sagas on winning my AotY award for its 18th consecutive year! youtu.be/qQU4vatuT6g?...

Hi friends, my dad is still recovering in the hospital but I need to pay the copays on his post-surgical meds. I still haven't received my Christmas bonus and also need to have surgery for my arm next month. We need $250. Venmo @Amanda-Kauffman-6647 Paypal [email protected]

I went into 2025 with the resolve to start writing/recording music before the end of the year. Those efforts will materialize this coming Spring with an EP, targeting a May 1st release date. In 2026, we're bringing power metal back to Wichita. I can't wait for people to hear what we're cooking.

The final day

25. the pet

BETTER PUMP THE GASOLINE MOTHERFUCKER

Have been feeling averse to social media this past week but I feel compelled to post thanks to Pluribus. What a fucking show

I NEED to put together the other $352 of this before New Years Day, which is when my dad is being discharged. Please. I don't know what I'll do if I can't pay the mortgage and electric bills because I had to pay this.

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”

I have once again disabled motion smoothing on my parents' TV

You know what would make my Christmas? Getting this paid for.

Beautiful cat with homophobia

this gotta be the worst aged movie poster of all time man

Tony’s Macaroni (1999-2000): Little macaroni shaped like the "HBO" logo, in a box covered with images of the cast of "The Sopranos". It was released as a promotional item to the media and collectible outlets for the series premiere

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

This is a wonderful summation of the beauty and value of human made art ❤️

A tip for all the youngsters out there: I'm a middle-aged man, I'm about as CisHet and Masculine-presenting as it gets. I'm telling you that it's not just okay to enjoy the softer things in life, it's liberating. Dance, have the bath, cry, watch the RomCom, drink the fancy drink. You'll feel better.

Whenever I'm asked about about the most famous celebrity I know, my answer is always Wobbles, whose photo is the very first result when performing a Google search for "cat"

BREAKING: Instacart is ending all price testing on its platform in the wake of this report.

Hate to do this but I just got back from visiting my dad and talking to insurance and we're gonna have some additional hospital costs neither of us (we're both out of work atm) can cover in addition to everything else. I'm sorry to keep asking, it's degrading, but we really need the help.