My superpower is that I'm a former council president, but hardly anyone remembers the long ago era when I was council president. You have to take me seriously, but can't remember why you shouldn't.

Pete Stauber should be forced to drink mining lake runoff if he loves mining so much.

These folks are such bad actors. If any other department in the city shot over budget by $20+ million we'd be hearing about mismanagement and they'd be calling for resignations.

It's just a test folks, no nukes! 🥴

oh they done fucked up

America just keeps doing the dumbest shit ever.

I posted this message elsewhere, but I think it’s important, as a party leader, to clearly call out what thehumphreyproject.com is: a divisive gimmick designed to split our party heading into our state convention. We have so many new people excited to enagnge in our party — we have to do better.

This guy likes to blame everyone else. He's been Mayor for 8 years and running.

Hey Minnesota Union folks! I have a few have extra tickets to the Nellie Stone Johnson Scholarship Dinner tomorrow evening. You'd have to sit with a bunch of cranky staff reps :) Let me know if you're interested in joining us in Bloomington. Go MACE!

His critics were right. He's an empty suit. Our true leader was the Sex Toy Store lady.

Frey arguing his job was to go on TV and do broody photo spreads in magazines is the most Jacob Frey shit imaginable

no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend

"In war, you cannot be defeated if, whenever anything happens in the war, you say that it was no big deal and also everybody else's fault and also good actually and due to your genius." defector.com/president-ex...

The Soucheraying of the Strib will continue until morale improves

and the Minnesota Twins… who did NOT lose

I just want to be the first to say that I never doubted the Minnesota Twins, I now expect them to win the AL Pennant.

This is more than 11x the amount that Minneapolis has spent on bike infrastructure in the past decade. Milan GDP: $250B Mpls GDP: $350B For comparison, the 494 expansion from Edina to Richfield will cost $377M. 494/35W interchange: $255 million. We can have nice things. We just choose not to.

Technical difficulties in the hot dog department

Guys, the rats are scurrying on the sinking ship.

My very unscientific opinion is that the NWS has been gutted so bad that weather forecast predictions are just getting worse and worse.

Lol, NYTimes has absolutely forgotten how to do a basic internet search. This paper is such a rag.

And killed the old pope

"Must've kept 10,000 beers cold"

They call this the JD handshake of death.

JD Vance endorsement aka the kiss of death

Frey is so bad at working with the City Council, he has to try and rewrite the City Charter and make up things that don't exist.

perhaps, and bear with me here, the million obvious bot accounts on here claiming to be from gaza might not actually be people from gaza at all

I ain’t reading all that I’m happy for you tho Or sorry that happened

jd vance negotiating with Iran

Pete gets all the attention, but Marco is out here drinking himself to death.

We don’t say it enough on this app: Fuck Bill Maher.

Yo Boy has got the best Delegate badge in the whole damn city.

JD Vance PR team really getting their moneys worth from American papers. Blatant propaganda.

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Nobody's getting raptured you disphits, that was never in the Bible.

Nailed it @fortunateramen.bsky.social

Thank you Mike - and I sure would like more Democrats to stop falling for this horrible age verification shit.

ICE shot a man today in California. "Lyons said as ICE officers approached the car, "the wanted gang member weaponized his vehicle in an attempt to run an officer over.' The ICE agents fired at Mendoza Hernandez..." Every time ICE has made this claim, it's been a lie.

in a stunning victory, Donald Trump has forced the Iranian government to profit tens of billions of dollars a year against their will

"Why don't Americans–" Motherfucker, I live in Minneapolis

I was involved in a deeply frustrating mediation between employees receiving an impending layoff and an employer which took a great workplace and ran it into the ground. Labor Relations refused to engage meaningfully. Makes you wonder what kind of person it takes to work in LR.

That moment of the film really is perfect bsky.app/profile/donk...

God help us.

I wonder what it’s like having a mayor who wanted to make people content.

You don’t know my plan. My plan goes to a different school. In Canada.

Love seeing this because it means if the democrats don’t go with the obvious choice here they have to look us all in the eye and say they prefer losing to progress

Hey Donald Trump is mentioned more than any person in the Epstein Files! Anyway...war!

You think it's bad here?

There's nothing more pathetic than people who think a demented old pedophile threatening to commit war crimes and abolish the constitution is A Strong Man. He's a rich kid who inherited money and became a reality TV star. I can't believe there are adults who don't think Trump is a fucking loser.