He needs some money

A single parent and their one year old are in need of help! After moving due to eviction, they are in risk of losing their new housing. The immediate need is $80 before 6pm today 10/22. Goal: $1,000

The duster is definitely the article of clothing that says “might”

The thing that you wanna reinforce on a date is that you don’t serial kill A duster does not say that

Its so infuriating seeing stupid people think generative ai is good despite warnings. They dont care that it costs natural resources Dont care that it can lead to misinformation on a scale we have never seen They dont care. Its fun for now till it isnt

And she’ll do it again 😭

Tuh, my Jesus turned water into wine so….

Me today "oh crap, it's 1:30-- I better eat something." 🤷

Ahem... dear @nmjmredux.blacksky.app & @rightmind215.bsky.social, Allah is NOT ok with this

Right here… dassit!!!!

Dolly Parton:

Tellin enit?

If your wife want you… you better want her back

I’m talmbout she being horny at you???? Tuh… You stay right there Horny sis let me grab the Vegemite

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

If you want to talk to the dead develop your mediumship skills the old fashion way.

Emergency Crowd🤝🏾cing!! Rrari is in need of 250 ASAP for housing! If 5 people donate 30, they will be halfway to their goal🙏🏾 Venm0 + $ app RrariRrari

I promise you the biggest most buff and burliest man you know with a beard and mustache is the bottom looking for princess treatment and that queen drinking a vodka soda in the back of the bar is putting you through the mattress and rotating your tires but y’all not ready for that conversation.

If i tell you "Laura Loomer look like Gargamel" ... Your response is ... "yes she do i hope she go live in a cave" NOT "We should all love our hook noses"

I'm going to stop you right there.... find someone else to ponder your collective being through

So when we are ridiculing the fascists that is NOT the time to ponder our collective being and finding the good in everyone

Jesus got mad enough to go full DIY! Was willing to sit there and *braid a whip himself* to clear out the temple, so I don't wanna hear churchfolk say they can't be mean when the spirit requires😂

Peak 90's television.🤣

And that’s okay because guess what babes?✨💋

No.

I don’t want to say there’s nothing to be scared of, but our ancestors have lived through every iteration of fuckery and survived. If they could no reason I won’t 🤷🏽‍♀️

Related: Do your kegels

Good morning

SURE WOULD LOVE TO DO MY FUCKING JOB. REAL INTERESTING HOW MY COWORKER JUST DECIDED TO GO MIA RIGHT AS IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO START SIDEWORK.

Meanwhile Cam dressed like a Cajun Disney villain

I don’t care what’s going on… I’m gonna take some time to laugh at cardi b 😭😭😭

"With spiritual awakening, comes psychosis."

I, the president of the bouncy balls factory, declare if you don’t buy bouncy balls you’re gonna die

GET RID OF THAT CHILD

also ... get rid of that baby stop throwing a child in everything

What an expertly called shot

All of a sudden everyone wants to say that it’s a sad day in America. Where were you all the other 3,038 sad days in America over the last 5 years?

wtf made Mike sing “You’re a vegetable” on “Wanna Be Startin Somethin”? 😭😭😭😭😭😭

And that belief is RIGHT!

Can dogs even get autism ? And how would you know? They’re already nonverbal. This is just so fucking stupid.

Yo, this whole cleaning up everybody's mess thing is getting mad old...... resolve your own fuckin tickets, dawg. The shit you need to do don't even be that hard.

this is a negro spiritual for all the bad bitches of BlackSky, I fear.

spooky boys getting ready to cause mischief

Oh bitch not the estrogen cooling my body down??? Maybe testosterone is the problem.

enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits

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