Too drunk to play Silksong

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

I assume people are already sending this to @jasonkirk.fyi , but I just can't take the risk

BAJA BLAST PIE COMING TO TACO BELL IN NOVEMBER

Shutdown Fullcast MBMBaM Friends at the Table Effectively Wild The Flop House

Bog standard Ravens 4th quarter collapse

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

There’s a crow outside my window at work have a full-on meltdown because they trimmed the trees in the parking lot. It sounds PISSED

I’d say the movie quote I’ve most wanted to incorporate into my own life without pointing out the reference is Tim Curry from Clue: “Can you keep a secret?” “Yeah.” “So can I.”

I know the world is falling apart, but I’m in the middle of a really strong Balatro run right now

Did Lenny ever cover Gold Dust Woman?

$1 for how loud this concert was, on a scale from 1-10

@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social Important news from the world of entertainment

Fuck it, sometimes college football is actually college hockey. $1 for each of Cornell coach Mike Shafer’s career wins. Screw BU @newap-georgia.bsky.social

Happy Opening Day! One of my favorite comics about America's Pastime from @bransonreese.bsky.social www.branson-reese.com/archive/2017...

The last straw: sources indicating Trump is preparing Executive Order which states a golden retriever can’t play basketball

New goal for 2025, making comments so groan-worthy that people don’t even acknowledge I said anything

Boom @janochoa.bsky.social

The ocean floor is just littered with sub-aquatic failed libertarian utopias

@downgoesbrown.bsky.social hey, we got another goalie goal in Tampa!

Flight left on time, weather is perfect (as usual), 17th in line for departure. San Diego airport is a joke

This needs to be said, loud, and often.

I just saw this, went into a fugue state, and when I came to I had written this

This is the correct approach

@chipcheezum.bsky.social hey, what was the name of that company you mentioned on the stream that you got your glasses from?

For fuck’s sake, Bo Nix has to stop running backwards and just take the sack when he’s dead to rights

If someone actually wanted to increase voter turnout, all you'd have to do is add a ballot measure on making insurance advertising illegal

No one is ever in less of a hurry than passengers exiting a delayed flight.

As a hockey fan, I’m very excited to see Bluesky developing a sports foothold so I can spend all season reading about basketball and wrestling

This game is basically over, but that inside kick by Tampa was perfect

I just want the fans of all 4 remaining MLB playoff teams to know that I’m rooting against them. I don’t want any of them happy. I want the World Series canceled due to haters

Wow, so I guess karma really IS a bitch for Dodgers fans. How about that

I think @davidjroth.bsky.social is one of the best writers working today. He is intelligent, interesting, and funny. I enjoy his podcasts with @drewmagary.bsky.social and also @mobute.bsky.social All that said, I think if he made a wine, it would be fucking terrible and probably poisonous

The master

Changing the vibes. The Orioles are going to reset the series tonight. Expect Gunnar to look better, Adley to slap the ball around a bit, and Santander to hits some balls hard (even if they’re outs). Thinking like 5 or 6 to 2. Let’s go O’s!

Couldn’t be more excited to watch the O’s end their season tonight. Gateway to an off-season where they address their glaring holes in the lineup with washed up has beens or guys coming off major injuries. “The guys coming off IR are our additions”

At no point in this inning of the Orioles game has any announcer talked about what is happening on the field

I think we can all agree that whatever Strauss is, it’s already annoying

Strong performance this week by the Ravens in their push to finally play the same in the regular season as they do in the playoffs

I think JD Vance is the Mr Hyde to podcaster Travis McElroy's Dr. Jekyll. Or possibly the other way around. I will not be taking questions on this

Maybe the Giants problem is that their uniforms aren’t ugly enough

God fucking shit-ass dammit

First team to 20 in Baltimore tonight wins

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.

I get it. you're looking for a reason to give up fuck that leave your teethmarks on their bones

No one ever talks about the miraculous feats of strength it takes for a mom to lift a car ONTO a toddler

Leafs really got the full Ilya Samsonov experience. Great play leading to an emotional goal for your team, then just letting an absolute cupcake get past him