The attorneys on both sides:

days like today i get incandescent with rage all over again that he wasn't in cuffs and an orange jumpsuit and perp walked on jan 21st, 2021

on the one hand I fundamentally believe in democracy, we can't just dissolve the people and elect another, or do woke Jim Crow. on the other if you voted for Trump, you should go to a reeducation camp

it is easy to hate Trump. but do you have the courage to hate the swing voters who put him in office?

I'm glad to have met you, even if sometimes I wish we never did do these feelings wouldn't be there.

nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre

Sandwich man leaving court

inspired by @dialacina.com

the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

Mamdani: So Donald Trump, since I know you're watching, I have four words for you: Turn the volume up.

A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

i think about this post every time i watch a movie

OBAMA: It's fair to say that 80% of the world's problems involve old men hanging on who are afraid of death and insignificance, and they won't let go. They build pyramids, and they put their names on everything. They get very anxious about it.

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence

one good reason for wanting to live a bit longer is being around when trump dies

Fun Fact: Kangaroo joeys are just about 1 inch long and hairless at birth. They immediately crawl into their mother's pouch to develop until they're 8 months old.🫘🦘👶 #naturalhabitok #naturalhabitat #naturalhabitatshorts

Pritzker: The reckoning is here. And now that this culture of timidity is on display, these same do-nothing Democrats want to blame our losses on the defense of Black people, trans kids, and immigrants, instead of on their own lack of guts and gumption.

in New Hampshire, JB Pritzker hits the "simpering timidity" of many Dems: “Fellow Democrats, for far too long we’ve been guilty of listening to a bunch of do-nothing political types who would tell us that America’s house is not on fire,even as the flames are licking their faces"

We all need to dedicate the rest of our lives to destroying the republican party

no trans woman ever took my nintendo

One of many moments in Omar El Akkad’s new book, “One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This,” that will stop you in your tracks.

Zelda Williams (the daughter of the great Robin Williams) sure had a lot to say about the “Studio Ghibli style” AI images that have been trending recently. I think those people should read these posts and really think about what they’re doing.

Wu: "God bless our City, God bless our people, and God save whoever messes with Boston."

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

GET ON A TRAIN FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, PHIL!

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

for those who believe nothing can get better: you don't have to get in the way of those who do

the next time a democrat politician asks me for money i'm delivering it attached to a brick through their bedroom window

What was it all for?

where does the new york times even find these people

Doing a #promosky for the new year! ★ PC Gaming ★ Souls-likes ★ Rhythm games ★ Warframe ★ Minecraft ★ Indie games ★ Twitch streaming ★ Speedrunning ★ Computer programming ★ Music creation ★ Saxophone ★ Ukulele ★ Piano ★ Singing ★ Music composition Questions are welcome, and a ♡ / ↻ is appreciated!

New piece out today. It is sad btw loloverruled.substack.com/p/the-last-c...

Inbox: ‘Wanted’ posters of healthcare CEOs wheatpasted around lower Manhattan ahead of today’s Goldman Sachs Financial Services conference. “Those who would steal from us have names, faces, and addresses. Justice will only come from the working class,” per anon communique.

What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!

yes. next question

Today just feels like regular Friday to me.

Fuck endometriosis all my homies hate endometriosis

US Grant was making this argument extremely convincingly in 1885 lol

been mulling some passages from Nixon Agonistes since the election

infinite pizza glitch #animation #flipnote #3ds

the dems whose first reaction is to look around for the demographic that stabbed them in the back should be viewed with immense suspicion & hostility, sorry! your day 1 reaction shouldn’t be to identify the minority group you can pin your failures on.

Second verse, worse than the first.

Little by little, I'm building the world I want to live in. But boy is it painful.

It's so easy to think, "what if the bus is late, what if the train is delayed?" when you don't consider "what if there's traffic?"

I hate cars. I hate hate hate cars. Ruined transportation, ruined the environment, and has ruined and continues to ruin the lives of tens of thousands of people either directly or indirectly.