Legit have tears in my eyes from Doja’s back to back tweets

levels of hackery heretofore-unseen. also he didn't "leave" legacy media, CNN booted him.

Silver lining is that Bilton will be forever followed by this absolute pussy bullshit.

This is peak AI mania: identify a task that has long been well- and cheaply-handled by human beings, pay to use an LLM (which is ill-suited for the task), and be completely shocked when it goes disastrously.

Everything is an Onion headline

sorry, man, if a politician talks to you like this in your role as a journalist, and you do nothing but sit and grin at it in response, what, exactly, do you think the public should think of you. why should anyone else care what trump says about you when you don’t appear to be bothered by it

there are a lot of trump voters we aren’t ever going to convert and what we need to do is make them feel like the suckers they are and withdraw from electoral politics entirely

This hack does this same little dance at least once a year and especially after a particularly egregious decision.

Amazing that, as far as I’m aware, not a single journalist has ever asked him why he only ever refers to black people this way.

“Everybody needs to turn down the rhetoric.” -supporters of a guy who threatened to destroy an entire civilization of 90 million people

Hall of fame FT correction

extremely relevant to my interests deadline.com/2026/03/hime...

yes, yes, use our new AI tool to catch the mistakes of the first AI tool you used because you were too lazy to do the work in the first place. what could go wrong?

Black Mirror shit variety.com/2026/film/ne...

When asked to comment on the Iran War, Speaker Mike Johnson declined, saying this was the first he was hearing about it.

Every last one of them are idiots, creeps, weirdos, perverts, grifters or incompetents - or some combination thereof

If you are a client of a firm that folded in this fight, you should know that not only were they morally wrong, but they were also strategically dumb www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...

Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

Lolllllllll stay mad bitch

"excuse me sir, there must be some mistake- i voted to create the camps, not live in the zone of interest" is like every trump voter

Some real Black Mirror shit here: www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...

Everything is so incredibly stupid

"For years, a cottage industry of political observers has contorted itself to obscure and occlude the obvious. That regardless of what others see in him, Trump’s entire political career...cannot be understood outside the context of his bitter, deep-seated racism." (gift link)

Good for him for not holding back

Can’t wait for Johnson or other Rs to be asked about this, they’ll say they haven’t seen it, and then the media will never ask them about it again.

It is so striking to listen to this and then see that PA Gov. Shapiro wet his pants over Philly DA Krasner saying ICE agents are wannabe Nazis.

yikes. just lost a ton (tonne?) of respect for Aronofsky. reminiscent of the motion smoothing your parents don't know how to turn off on their new TV.

This is welcome but it’s insane that it has taken this long for a mainstream media outlet to report on this.

one of the reasons everybody hates late arrivals from the right or even the center is they're all weepy little idiots who want to be coddled and forgiven and make it everybody else's problem. shut up, figure out how to help fix what you broke, and stop writing thinkpieces

This sure seems more like the tyranny the Constitution is supposed to protect against than forgiving student loans.

so the essential take away here is that brain damage turns you into a lapdog conservative

It is imperative that state ethics authorities never let these people be lawyers again. They cannot just slide back into practice like they didn’t just spend 4 years pissing on the rule of law to get likes on Truth Social

But don’t worry, they just need some more training and all will be well according to Dem leadership.

Average Sunday show interview: OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats HOST: how will you pay for it? OFFICIAL: tariffs HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed HOST: thank u for ur time

It is beyond me how any principled attorney can work at DOJ in its present form.

WTF is wrong with this dinosaur??? People are capable of being upset about more than one thing at a time. He’ll still be parroting this same consultant brain line if ICE starts invading NYC and terrorizing his constituents.

These aren't normal times for politics, but even if they were, it's so clear that Democrats either don't know how to do politics or don't want to. Their position on the board is "the president is hated and his goon forces are despised" and they seem at wit's end how to message from that position.

the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun

LONG overdue

Congratulations to all the bankers, hedge-fund managers, private-equity honchos, tech titans, corporate executives and op-ed writers for backing the man who will do more to undermine the system that made them insanely wealthy than any other presidential candidate in their lifetimes.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

lol absolutely-fucking-not

Six Feet Under is the only correct answer. Absolutely perfect ending.

The only thing this poodle knows how to do is plead with the men holding his leash to be nicer, please

“Leader”

just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away