I know that everyone is like “oh the whole point of this is to destroy CBS, they actually want to run it into the ground” and I’m sure plenty of folks will be happy if they do but David Ellison and Bari Weiss don’t want that! they really think they’ve got something! they are just very bad at this

So there is already an ai-generated whitewashing campaign to bury the name of the Muslim man, Ahmed al Ahmed, who disarmed one of the Bondi Beach shooters, and replace his identity with a white guy name and that’s why even a thimble of our potable water powering this tech is too fucking much.

@radiohead.wastehq.social Copenhagen - 05 Dec. 2025

We just accept it because it’s always been this way but ‘Ringo Starr’ is a bonkers thing to call yourself when the other guys are John, Paul, and George. It’s like having a band where everyone else uses their real name and then the drummer goes yes please call me Crackers Creamsworth

EL O ELLLLLLLLLLL

That smells great

I don’t even have the words for this level of incompetence. Completely insane.

The only thing that's interesting about Nuzzi is the story of how an amoral careerist with no interest in policy and abysmal ethics became an acclaimed national political reporter. But rather than tell that story, the entire media seems desperate to play a part in it.

Being a lawyer for the last 298 days:

Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject

Yet another Times story that absolutely did not need to be written

Very cool and normal and sustainable business model

quintessential fox news chyron. zero notes. ht @ndrew.bsky.social

Mamdani victory speech was a HEATER 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

FOR REAL THIS TIME

I'd vote against Cuomo a third time if I could

Dick Cheney did more than anyone else to build up expansive and destructive executive branch powers in the wake of 9/11; he lived to see another president turn those same powers against his own daughter. He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.

If Mamdani wins I will leave New York. I will go live in one of the other 5 houses I have, perhaps the one in South Florida, or the one in Paris, or Napa, or Cabo, but I will definitely leave New York. I will keep my apartment, though, because it's awesome and New York is great. But I will leave.

The Republican Jewish Coalition is apparently horrified that, after they stood by the party as it mainstreamed nearly every other form of bigotry into public life in the past decade, now a faction is coming for the Jews.

New career path: Telling everyone that I use generative AI for everything (and then just half-assing it with my own brain) so people I don’t respect throw piles of money at me and are cool with the final product being bad.

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

Launch this bigot sex pest into the sun. This last piece of the campaign has been absolutely vile.

We wanted to understand what a Zohran Mamdani administration would mean for New York. So we talked to a Kentucky woman who once tied for 5th place in a swim race with a transgender woman and got really mad that she didn't get to hold the trophy.

You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud

One corrupt clown endorsing another. Surely this will move the needle for Andy

It is astonishing how bad of a campaign Cuomo has run, but I did not expect it to resort to this level of gutter racism and fear mongering in the final days before the election.

just this perpetual cycle where the tech press helps zuck pretend he's innovative and interesting, he falls flat on his ass after setting billions in boomer ad money on fire, then all his employees pay the price for him being a pointless, unremarkable dipshit

"You cannot be explaining your Nazi tattoo and defeat a multi-term incumbent."

Love to be a practicing lawyer while being reminded daily that laws aren't actually real.

Hi. I wrote an essay about AI slop: How it feels like an invasive species for the internet. How its boosters describe building a future that’s devoid of craft. How frictionlessness can be nihilistic & how this stuff seems to leach part of our shared humanity out of the world. I hope you'll read it.

Every time a Democrat gets caught on tape saying like “Some Trump voters are racist” we have a national scandal and JD Vance demands an entirely new kind of apology and meanwhile every Republican group chat is like “Good morning fellow SS members. Who’s ready to respect Hitler today?”

is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”

Which party controls the presidency, House and the Senate? It depends who you ask.

im glenn greenwald. im kyle rittenhouse. im an ai generated talking pepe meme. im bari weiss, all those stories tonight on 60 minutes

“Supreme Court will let Trump _______ _____ _____ _____ for now” (Mad Libs, 2025 Edition)

i wonder what it’s like to look around every day and see the country being run into the ground by pill-poppers and secret police and anti-vaxxers and book burners and you go into work and sit down at your computer and you’re the guy whose job it is to come up with new oreos flavors

lol he is such a worm variety.com/2025/tv/news...

If you’re not a litigator, you may not know how pure & high-grade your bullshit has to be to get a judge to throw out your complaint before the defendant even asks. The lawyers who agreed to file this should be shunned by the profession.

You know summer is truly over when Sirius kicks Yacht Rock Radio out of the 10-20 channel slot and back to the 300s.

Is everyone excited for Benny Johnson Live! ? www.vulture.com/article/abc-...

real monkey's paw that we invented the ability to hold the sum of all human knowledge in the palm of your hand and then a few years later we're turning it into your stupid friend that pretends to know the answer to every question

The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?

in retrospect, there’s probably never been a name as threatening as “America Online”

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

I'm harnessing the unprecedented power of AI to forget how to read and develop a severe mental illness that makes me unrecognizable to those who once knew me.

Who embarrasses their prestigious Ivy university more - Dershowitz or Wax? Tough one. 🤔

I genuinely believe that part of the reason we're in this mess is because Dem leaders have decided that mean-spirited humiliation of the fascists is beneath them