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Guinea pig. Porg. Trans. she/her pfp by DrawPanther (
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Aisling 🏳️⚧️
about 10 hours ago
Being an ally is no longer enough. One must be an accomplice - vocal and uncompromising in our defense. Trans folks are a scattered 1% of the population, and we can't fight this shit by ourselves.
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I’ve been reading articles that say fusion power is “about 20 years away” for close to half a century. Like, I genuinely want it to work, but I’ve fully given up on it happening in my lifetime. Cynical take: “20 years” entices funding w/no promise of results until the next generation of investors.
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about 18 hours ago
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This feels like historical revisionism. One time, I went to a technical conference that set up a bacon buffet. Another time, I went to a restaurant and found out its most popular dish was “bacon sashimi”. Multiple people I knew irl made candied bacon. It wasn’t just a meme.
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5 days ago
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xkcd is a popular web comic consisting of little more than stick figures and math. Art Kingdom of Loathing is a stick figure browser game. Art “Two stick figures fight” was an entire *genre* of Flash animation. Art “It looks bad” is no impediment to art. PS: art isn’t about securing the bag.
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7 days ago
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I’ve been dealing with corporate life for longer than I care to admit. Got swept up in the massive layoffs in 2000, 2008, and 2020. It’s always arbitrary, because the demand from above to every manager is “cut your team’s total salary by X by the end of the week; no excuses”.
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7 days ago
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Fullest possible disrespect from me. Substack’s reputation as a Nazi bar predates Elon Musk’s purchase of Twitter, another site I won’t forgive people for continuing to use in 2026.
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8 days ago
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So, we all agree that Wonder Man is about what it’s like to be forced into the closet, yes? The MCU is institutionally incapable of subtlety, so the whole show is practically screaming “this was queer life working under the Hays Code!” We all can see this, right?
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Fun
20 days ago
echoing the calls for people outside the US to pressure their country to boycott the Olympics and the World Cup
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cait (and adonis)
21 days ago
the thing about "signing up to pay for college" is they give you the same guns and send you to the same places as the guys who signed up to legally murder brown people in foreign nations and get away with it. "paying for college" is not an excuse anyone should be respecting
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Edcrab
22 days ago
meh unless his next project is an apologetic ballad titled "Oh shit they took my spine; it's cool to be impolite about an inhuman piece of shit I shouldn't have chucked you under that bus; I'm sorry buddy I should never have put being Bowser again over our friendship" Maybe that can be workshopped
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The place I worked at in the late 90s hired over 100 people/year just to keep up with the contract work it was getting from other companies worried about Y2K. Money flowed like water in those days. Anyway, the dot-com bubble officially burst in March of 2000, and I don’t think that’s a coincidence.
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25 days ago
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I keep thinking about how Tim Cook said Apple’s VR headset was the company’s next iPhone. Like, he really thought he’d finally be stepping out of Steve Jobs’s shadow with that one.
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26 days ago
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆
28 days ago
There are people in the world who say that there are only two genders: male and female. But the heart and soul have much more personality. It's very sad that people who can't accept this sometimes utter very harsh words. You were born to live freely. Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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rhena
about 1 month ago
can't wait to try to scan an ICE agent's QR code after he executes someone in the street only to get executed in the street myself with the justification that he thought i was going for my gun
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Vicky ACAB
about 1 month ago
Hey guess what kids! This is a result of the system operating exactly as designed! The whole thing has always been building to this and this is the shit America has been doing to indigenous people, black people and everyone outside their borders since 1776!
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1. World population is still increasing. 2. A Thanos-style halving of the world’s population would put us where we were ~50 years ago; a gradual slowing poses no threat at all. 3. Concerns over birth rates are just coded white replacement theory, i.e., white supremacist bullshit.
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about 1 month ago
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I know people are comparing the Parker Molloy thing to Gamergate because that’s the cultural touchstone, but I think the closer analogue is Elevatorgate, because it, too, started with a woman saying something completely normal, which then exploded for no reason.
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jordan
about 1 month ago
It truly always is the furrys who think they are a real minority and not a fandom
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This year is already too damned long.
about 1 month ago
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innes mck
about 1 month ago
"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
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cartoon dog gf
about 1 year ago
real talk someone's getting nuked within the next 5 years
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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈
about 1 month ago
I'm seeing some comments saying stuff like "No US President has ever done anything like the kidnapping of Maduro before" and altho I relate to the outrage behind such a comment, I encourage you to look up the history of United States presidents before you post this
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PinkCynicism (Comms Closed)
about 1 month ago
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Null convention
about 2 months ago
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Pluribus (2025)
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about 2 months ago
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ACAB includes the Big Mac.
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about 2 months ago
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Some guy's misogynist remark made the news, and a Twitter account 100x my size said he was "dumber than a stripper", which isn't memorable on its own. I remember it because I called her out for their swerf bullshit, and she quote-tweeted me and incited a dogpile against me.
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about 2 months ago
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Libertarian version of It’s a Wonderful Life where the protagonist — having survived the horrific socialism of Bedford Falls — runs down the main drag of Pottersville, shouting “Merry Christmas, burlesque house! Merry Christmas, whites-only night club! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old pawn shop!”
about 2 months ago
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John Rogers
about 2 months ago
"We don't want to be Luddites --" brother, Luddites were opposed to bosses concentrating wealth by using technology to make inferior product with warehouses fulls of starving exploited child labor. You don't have to wear the team jersey but respect the game.
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In some ways, I guess I *have* finally escaped my fundamentalist upbringing. Because I sometimes wonder how coming out to my parents in the 80s would’ve gone. And while I never thought it would go well, it never occurred to me until today that the most likely outcome would’ve been a conversion camp.
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about 2 months ago
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2026 is gonna be my year
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about 2 months ago
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Colin Spacetwinks
2 months ago
mind bouncing back and forth trying to calculate the exact percentage of motivation for dems caving on the shutdown in trade for this vote was "oh god we can't let the filibuster be touched" and what percentage was "i am not going to miss a single minute of thanksgiving vacation"
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New year, same giraud
2 months ago
batman told me the joker keeps killing his robins so I asked how many robins he has and he said he just goes to the orphanage and gets a new robin afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding orphans to the joker and then his butler started crying
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Fun
2 months ago
adding alt text to your photos is like washing your hands after going to the bathroom- both take a little extra time, but theyre the right thing to do, and it’s gross if you don’t.
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A Silly Goose 🪿
2 months ago
I forget who said it first, but isn't it wild that in one generation we built the most advanced system for finding information about anything, and then we ruined it.
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上古爬蟲腦
2 months ago
all this discussion of waymo running over the cat is just continuing to radicalize me to want substantially fewer cars overall, AI- or human-controlled.
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PSX Bunlith 🪄 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸
2 months ago
ONLY 2 DAYS LEFT FOR THE BUNLITH SHOW KICKSTARTER!! CAN WE GET TO 150K??? Support here!!
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Maddy "Beatrice" Hare
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I lost a lot of IRL friends in the run-up to the election last year. They’d nod along sagely when I said 1950s nostalgia had been weaponized as a gateway to fascism; but when I pointed out that 1990s nostalgia works the same way, suddenly it was absurd to suggest nostalgia could ever be a bad thing.
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2 months ago
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SetArk - Unseelie Fae
2 months ago
Pleaseeeee help funding this. I need more or this meows!
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PSX Bunlith 🪄 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸
2 months ago
6 DAYS LEFT FOR THE KICKSTARTER Time is running out! Can we hit the next stretch goal and hire another animator to help out with production? Let's give it our best shot!! Support the show here!
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PSX Bunlith 🪄 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸
3 months ago
SEVEN DAYS LEFT FOR THE KICKSTARTER Don't miss out on supporting the Bunlith Show! We are marching ever closer to the 'hire another animator' tier, which would be a great boon to the shows production!
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Serendipity is important to becoming a well-rounded individual, which for me is the main appeal of Bluesky (as it was for early Twitter). This is also why I have no interest in joining Mastodon.
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3 months ago
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Suzanne ✨🌑
3 months ago
We are actually doing something. DON'T STOP CALLING.
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PSX Bunlith 🪄 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸
3 months ago
We just passed $130,000 in funding for It's Bunlith: The Witch Upstairs kickstarter campaign!! Getting closer to the 'Hire another animator' stretch goal ❤️🖤 Support the webshow here!
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From the “I’m skipping a lot so I can wrap this up” to “there’s another hour-long video I didn’t even get to”, when will it be enough to for people to toss Hank Green in the bin already? He’s gish galloping specifically to make it harder to call him out. He knows he’s lying, and doesn’t care.
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3 months ago
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In E.T. for the Atari 2600, if Elliott is in the forest with you when the spaceship arrives to rescue you, the game glitches out. The spaceship’s sprite overwrites Elliott’s, the spaceship’s sound effect goes into an infinite loop, everything freezes. You have to reboot the console.
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3 months ago
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Y’all already saved me $3,400 by locking me out of the top tier; I know you can help unlock these stretch goals!
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3 months ago
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A semi-coherent rant about the first 3 episodes of Pluribus (spoilers, because discussion requires detail): 1/12
3 months ago
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