En Garde! is a silly 90% off right now, and an absolutely great time.

Liberals will say "voting third party pales in comparison to my strategy, actually winning elections" and then lose the elections

i think if i was some kind of fantasy demon lord like in the issy-kai animes, my whole thing would be bugs and when adventurers walked into my horrible hive castle I'd go "GUARDS, BEEZE THEM!" and my large and very strong bee guards would grip their stupid little asses and put em in the oubliette

Dawg day afternoon

"You have entered... yaoi heaven." - D&D out of context

there's an asymmetry of violence where if someone spends billions of dollars changing laws that end up killing me they get invited to galas but if I show up at their house with a brick I go to jail

There's a Calvin's Dad meme in here somewhere

the president of the united states is personally looting the treasury to the tune of literally billions of dollars and that he is not being immediately removed from office and tried for high crimes against this country is a devastating indictment of every part of our political system

#BeanPosting Me, to Bean, while on the phone with my partner: Get your butthole out of my face! Why must you make me bear witness to your butthole?!?!? I don't want to bear witness to your butthole! @memesbedreams.bsky.social : wat, ew. oh, the joys of cats. 😂😅

"We are called Pagliacci, for we are Many."

Broke as Fuck: Welcome to womanhood, girlie 💅 Consider Instead: AWAKEN MY CHILD AND EMBRACE THE GLORY THAT IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT. KNOW THAT I AM THE OVERMIND; THE ETERNAL WILL OF THE SWARM, AND YOU HAVE BEEN CREATED TO SERVE ME

I dont interact bc Im not funny

so america put 200 pinnipedillion dollars into the seal budget this year alone, and this is all the R&D guys at the pinnipedtagon could come up with? :/

Who wants to play a tabletop wargame? (rules pending)

If your dad says autism didn't exist in his day hand him one of these and a bag of mixed batteries

Between Bean's vet appt today & a car appt tomorrow (which is necessary for me so I can go to my aunt's funeral), it's going to wipe out enough of my paycheck to where I can't do a small grocery run to get accessible meals to see me through next week. Any help is appreciated. ko-fi.com/lnblackburn

EVA Units 00, 01, 02

EVA Units 00, 01, 02

Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies. I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.

i really wish "children are people and people are not property" was not a radical opinion but unfortunately it's the central question up for debate with much of politics

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in the mothered ship. straight up "hacking it"

If any rich patrons of the arts want to sponsor a gallery, hit me up

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EVA Unit 01 (vs. Sachiel)

(Quoted image is of a PlayStation 2) Holy shit bud where do I start Dark Cloud 2 Shadow of the Colossus Jak and Daxter series Metal Gear Solid 2 & 3 GrimGrimoire Odin Sphere

This came to me in a dream.

Man I didn't even know I was a girl.

Neofeud 2 is a #retro 90's-style game where an ex-robo-marine and a rebel hacker struggle against an empire on its last legs. It is RELEASED! silverspook.itch.io/neofeud2 #indiedev #visualnovel #indiegame #steam #retrogame #NoAI #steamdeck #scifi #scifiart #artists

EVA MK ULTRA AU where taking psychedelics allows you to physically project an AT field

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If I said what I think about, and what should happen, to these people - I would be banned so fast. They've killed hundreds of us, and they didn't even care enough to know how and why.

Say what you will about Wicca, but Alexander Sanders made an entire religion about doing weird foreplay with his wife and that's Goals

monarchist antarctic scientist: long live the thing

You have two stats: Cowboy (for everything overland, like ridin and shootin) and Dungeon (for everything underground, like avoidin traps and close-fightin)

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EVA MK ULTRA AU where taking psychedelics allows you to physically project an AT field

i was looking at Transformers after a chat about Slipstream’s origin story yesterday (Starscream is an egg?? ok that’s not so unbelievable), and found the goofiest off-brand toy and I LOVE IT SO MUCH.

You guys have money for savings and investment?

Great thread

You should never be afraid to ask tabletop RPG authors dumb questions about their games because that's literally how we tell whether or not what we wrote is working.

From this day in 2021: My nephews were curious about Final Fantasy after seeing a Moogle I drew and I described Chocobos as looking "kind of like Big Bird" so then I had to draw it.

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interesting that when a movie with female protagonists does poorly the response is to cancel upcoming projects with female protagonists and when a movie with female protagonists is a huge hit the response is to cancel upcoming projects with female protagonists

Good morning

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