Bill Clinton has the opportunity to do something selfless and VERY VERY FUNNY

Bubba should speak up and say “Hell yeah he did!”

Driving during fall/winter in Edmonton be like…

Thou shalt remove the Pedophile-In-Chief. The LORD has spoken!

Fire Danielle Smith, unfit to serve unwilling to do her job. The Smith UCP tell us there isn’t enough to #fund public services at home but are absolutely giddy announcing the #AbuDhabiOffice. #FireTheUCP #RecallThemAll OperationtotalRecall.ca

Breathe easier, true believers. Jon Stewart will remain as the Monday night host and executive producer of The Daily Show through at least December 2026. Details: theplaylist.net/jon-stewart-...

Terrible drivers should be showing up at around 8pm on Wednesday. awesome.

An elbow is NOT supposed to bend that way. Ouch!!

I just found somebody’s cocaine packet on the floor. That’s a first.

The Blue Jays have NEVER lost a World Series Game 7. #WantItAll

The Blue Jays have never played in a World Series game 7. That tradition continues tonight!!

The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121.

Will the bar be open when the game is done?

Gil McGowan isn’t playing:

the stadium stopped selling alcohol seven innings ago. everyone at this game is sober now

The Mary Hart wax statue behind home plate is holding up nicely through 13.5 innings.

We’ve progressed from watching the baseball game to being held hostage by the baseball game.

IKF got what everyone wants, a glove full of Ohtani dick

Bitter sweet… There are no more #ForeverCanadian petition signing locations. We are now gathering all petitions and tabulating the results. Tomorrow, at Elections Alberta, we will announce the number. But it’s not only about the number. We built a movement, a community of hope.

There is absolutely no reason to invoke the Notwithstanding Clause of the Charter. Back to work legislation has been found to be constitutional, plus there is also the section 1 reasonableness saving provision if challenged. This is just grandstanding provocation, and she knows it. #cdnpoli #ableg

The UCP government has invoked time allocation and on a bill removing Albertans' Charter rights. And they're using the notwithstanding clause to do it. Here's why that is a dangerous precedent. And why real conservatives need to stand up against it. open.substack.com/pub/drjaredw...

Jays Game 1, we watch at the bar, they win. Game 2, too hungover to watch at the bar, watch from home instead, they lose. Game 3, we will probably be at the bar. Jays should win, right?

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes

The Dodgers have been to the World Series 22 times, and are 8-14, for a 0.364 average. The Blue Jays have never lost a World Series that they have appeared in, 2-2, for a 1.000 average. #BlueJays #Dodgers #WantItAll

How does a Police Station close at 5pm? And why doesn’t the door open anymore at 4:55? @edmontonpolice.bsky.social No weekends either?

For those in #YEG, cast your votes carefully today. Ensure that you avoid all those connected to slates and/or UCP. #YEGcc #ableg #abpoli #NeverUCP #NeverBetterEdmonton #NeverPace #NeverCartmell #NeverPrincipe #NeverElliott

Next 3 games in Seattle, back to Toronto to finish it in game 6. #OkayBlueJays #LetsPlayBall #WantItAll #MLBPlayoffs2025

The Qatar Air Force is going to help the US invade Canada, starting with Alberta, to gain access to our minerals and other resources.

Things to do in the future: 1. Putting them all on trial for crimes against humanity at the Hague 2. Totally reforming entire government to root out corruption and abuse of power so this bullshit never happens again 3. At some point you’d imagine, brunch

There’s no reason the Blue Jays can’t win 4 in a row after this game.

live your life in such a way that the entire world doesn't laugh its ass off when you don't get the Nobel Peace Prize

I’m asking you to please reach out to your networks to get them to sign the Forever Canadian 🇨🇦petition. Find a pop up event at Forever-Canadian.ca, go and sign! We need 70,000 more signatures in less than 3 weeks. #Canada #CanadaSky #Alberta #Calgary #abpoli #ableg #yyc #yeg #ForeverCanadian 🇨🇦

Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star

Could the ATA and teachers demand that Marlaina resign, as well? Asking for a province.

Noah catalogued every living animal in pairs and was hyperfocused on boats. Don’t tell me autism started with Tylenol.

Nice work. Who is Geroge? #BlueJays #MLB #typo #appletv

The biggest snowflake the sky ever spat out.

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Hi, Bluesky! Over one million people cut Disney+, which is why Disney did the right thing and brought Jimmy Kimmel back without conditions. So I ask you, which mega company are we boycotting next and why?

That's 1,998 shows that I've been unable to see. 😠

Career milestone: Our performance tonight at the Shaky Knees Festival in Atlanta will be my 2,000th live show!

Andor would want you to cancel your Disney+ subscription. It's the least you can do for the Rebellion.

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

Canada needs to ban Fox News and other Trump propaganda “news sources”. Twitter too, iibh.

@grantrandom.bsky.social The RHCP song was on the Coneheads movie soundtrack, which was released in 1993. Thus the confusion?