It’s beginning to look a lot like a flight delay This CRJ won’t gooooooooo

me: you boy what day is it today? boy: nonces shout out of the window day. me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.

In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.

“Of all the paths you take in life, make sure a few of them are dirt.” John Muir, who died on this day in 1914

Request from a friend - any Eagan area people with a car and time on their hands who is willing to give rides!

Coney dogs and redpop. Indiana as fuck.

Rise and grind, my friends

Free buttons at the airport. Well played, MSP.

I will never understand how these fully vaccinated MFs with full healthcare can convince y’all not to vaccinate your children

Hello, solstice. Tomorrow the light begins to return.

A friendly reminder that El Burrito Mercado has awesome stocking stuffers, tamales, and most everything else you need. And they need your business.

Johnny Cash Christmas album on the player. Sunshine steaming in the windows. The beginning of holiday dissociation in full effect.

It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans. 🧵 1 of 9

As the prophecy foretold. Fuck Harding.

Got the news of a friend’s unexpected passing today, halfway around the world. I’m stunned and sad. Hug your people.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Tokidoki Burger is closing at the end of the month 😭 so get some last Purple Rain fries this week

Today, friends. It’s cold but our hearts are warmer. March, rally, lunch, shopping. Come out and support one of the most vibrant corridors in the city!

Ok. I waited to post this to avoid spoilers. But what the hell is this category, Connections?

This game is hot garbage and weirdly compelling at the same time.

NYT Connections, you’re on my shit list.

Afternoon earworm (thanks, @aldorado.bsky.social)

My response to anything over the next two weeks

Soccer this weekend. Open early Thursday for palace. Open all the time to get blackout drunk and yell at the wall about Dayne going to Miami.

The Chronic (What) Cles of Narnia

Ideally the dumbest person in America and the President would be two different people

What in the ever-living fuck WAS THAT?

"Don't worry, it'll fail in the senate." Ancient cis proverb

FUCK.

White neighbors, reports from Latino and Somali businesses on Lake Street are that their numbers are down as much as 90%. Their clientele are scared to go out. We can help with this. Show up, show your support, spend money. And bring your whistles.

minneapolis, be aware - national right wing youtuber nick shirley is here. he was in loring park this afternoon sniffing around somali businesses. remember that he was at lake and bloomington, despite not living here, so he seems to get early information

Can’t say I’ve ever gotten sad over a cocktail before.

Article 25.

This entire weekend

The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing. All from his movies.

I just don’t understand any of it.

Armed ICE agents trapped US citizens in a restaurant and demanded their papers. Federal agents walked into East African restaurants in Cedar-Riverside, MN. They closed and blocked the doors. Then they demanded to see everyone’s papers. Every person present was a US citizen.

Here is the GoFundMe for Marco and Geovanny who were forced to brace below freezing temperature by ICE. They need help with funding for lawyers, food, and medical bills. Please share. gofund.me/443327b8d

Fernando Mendoza will never have to pay for another pork tenderloin sandwich in his life

Indiana Hoosier Heisman winner Fernando Mendoza. What planet is this? Holy hell.

Football violin music blah blah blah

TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit

@seanlimmn.bsky.social is a Minneapolis treasure.

Jfc. Senator John Hoffman reports ICE took the owners of crumbs and coffee in BP this morning and left the building unlocked with money on the counter.

One way to support the community at this uncertain time is to continue to support the businesses and nonprofits that are integral to the fabric of our community and neighborhoods. Show up to support the 100+ Somali and East African-owned small businesses!

Hey Minneapolis, these temps are brutal. @supplydepotmpls.bsky.social provides critical resources to people experiencing food and housing insecurity. Donations make an immediate, tangible difference in the well-being of your neighbors and community: opencollective.com/sanctuarysup...

Stocked up at the Mexican grocery store last night and now I have a concha as big as my plate for breakfast this morning. This morning’s me is very thankful for last night’s me.

Noooooo, not Rossi :( #mnwild

hey white locals, taqueria la hacienda was COMPLETELY FUCKING EMPTY at 5:30 on a friday night when it's usually PACKED. I bet Habañero is empty too :( Go get some tacos. They're both pickup only right now to protect drivers from ice.