Oh, how I have missed hockey shithousery. #mnwild

HOO HOO HOO HOOSIERS

Adventure Day Stop #1: vintage aviation collectibles sale in Bloomington. So many cool things! I got an old KLM travel bag and a few neat keychains.

I offer my process improvement consultancy services to Caribou corporate. Let me make your order pickup system betterrrrrrrr.

Thank god

Oh, Philly :(

Clayton Kershlol

Elevator Apple.

I just watched a video of an ICE agent trying to find a costumed frog's rear air hole to stick pepper spray in it, and, like, why are we paying people to do this

Tell your people you love them.

As we all expected

Vending at a vintage market outside all day is usually a lovely endeavor this time of year. I’m absolutely wrung out.

I gave a talk about my hometown at the @blackhartstp.com tonight and I did not pass out from anxiety or get booed off the stage. Success!

Potatoes are always there for me. Potatoes will never let me down.

Stand with Phee, y’all.

Anyone who brings up Phee and Unrivaled in the context of the CBA and trying to claim that they have a conflict of interest are just standing up for the billionaires. Stand with the Players.

Sports are pain.

Preseason hockey is mid on every single level, but I’ll admit I missed Wes McCauley.

Are we ready to discuss how global warming mandates we shift the regional cuffing season calendars. It's going to be in the 80s this week in MN. That's still hoe weather.

ONE MORE, REDS ONE MOOOOOORE

Birthday dinner at Holman’s Table.

Also, special shoutout to Onion fans in Minneapolis. We didn't even announce this screening publicly and enough people found it on their own last night that it sold out immediately. The Trylon, whose staff have been incredible, have already added a second screening. www.trylon.org/film/the-oni...

heard you were talking shit about Saint Paul

Taking a leap and trying something new - a bit of storytelling! Come hear me talk about my formative years as a Hoosier at the inaugural You’re Not From Here, Are You? on 10/1 at the @blackhartstp.com, hosted by the effervescent @blindeke.bsky.social. I might even bring sugar cream pie.

I don’t know why it took me so long to try El Sazon, but it was fucking DELICIOUS. Highly recommend.

Bold statement from a Lynx fan’s sign tonight for Game 2. #WNBAplayoffs

“It’s fall, fuckfaces. You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not.”

I mean, I’m still not gonna be a Disney person.

Every time Butker misses a field goal, a fledgling enby gets a new patch for their jean jacket

Incredible playmaking by *checks notes* the, uh, Cleveland Browns?!

Turn on TV. See Vikings score. Turn TV off in sheer confusion, go outside, listen to birds.

Used to daydream in that small town Another boring romantic, that's me

jason would donate to your gofundme—there's no doubt in my mind. let's help them out during a scary and uncertain time.

My brain just mixed up Joe Cocker and Jarvis Cocker and I really really need a nap.

“No,” said Frog.

I can’t fucking believe I lived to see pro- and anti-regime Man Show hosts

Please do not make me explain UwU memes to my father, universe. Please.

I read the news the day before yesterday oh boy I read the news yesterday oh boy I read the news today oh boy I'll read the news tomorrow oh boy, not having learned a goddamned thing

Just checking my itinerary for tomorrow.

Landed in Sea-Tac. I have never wanted a cheeseburger so badly in my life. And a big Diet Coke with pellet ice. And air conditioning. Hashtag stereotypical American.

Lanterns along Jiufen Old Town.

Wolves fans everywhere. Including in front of Chiang Kai-shek Memorial Hall in Taipei.

Light reflections near Ximending.

Observation deck at Taipei 101.

Zhupu Altar during the Pudu, Mid-Summer Ghost Festival, Keelung.