my girlie’s white as driven snow she jumps and twirls, she ebbs and flows if i’ve been stern, she lets me know my white, white baby says hello

There's a surprise in the bathroom, go look.

I was really interested in Star Wars, so I made a movie about it.

With respect to Harrison Ford, Han Solo was not anywhere in the script.

Hindsight is 20! Hindsight turns 20 years old today

i paid my friend money 💵 to eat a banana 🍌

Here is me eating my first Banana because i was bribed with video games

Salacious Crumb was the wettest puppet, but Nien Nunb and Jek Porkins were also pretty wet.

(sound on) my midi stupid #puredata

god help me im 24

they literally did it for me wtf

(after spending half the session trying to think of a single normal thing to say to the masseuse) you're a Touching me genius

i move unusual

Alexa show me internet content for today. Alexa: Which subcategory? Amazing, Interesting, Mildly Interesting, Great, Meme, A meme please. Alexa: Has Pet Rock. It Runs Away. Love, Bad Luck Brian Hahaha. Thank you Alexa I love you. I needed that pick me up today. I love you. Alexa: I love you.

listen fine shyt… how much do you know about the inner ear

alright you wanna know how to support trans people? hire them. It's REALLY hard already for visibly trans people to get jobs, even before this shit. Support places that have trans people working front of house, and make sure owners know that's part of why you're there.

If yr in seattle, I’m gonna be selling some stuff at cal anderson tomorrow. Come say hey! And give me money pls im dying

despite how it may seem, the woman who drew this tonight is undergoing the process to enroll back in college and finally get her bachelors and NOT in preschool to get her naptime

My father was from Mars, Please, call me Alien

sometimes i delete tweets because they make me sound stupid but the gist of one earlier is that i would like to write a strict serial composition soon

lenderman eclipsing wednesday is a fucking crime imo

i love thinking about the earth and i fucking hate thinking about space !!!! fuck space !!!! meaning happens here god damn it !!!!

tcgp please add trading my birthday is in 2 weeks

i wish mr bean could talk so he could say some shit like "OK that was pretty messed up." whenever something crazy happens to him

“We’re supposed to have so much fun, like puppy dogs with our tails wagging”

This is a beautiful tribute.

Bad news: China just sold my data and now everyone in China is downloading me

astounding how often i feel like a brain in a jar

Luigi: "Mario. Okay." (annoyed) Mario: "Yay! I love you Luigi!"

i thought they were called puffins cause they look like puffy penguins

new lease on wife

panic dis order of fries 😛

wendy's cashier: will that be all? me: i think so. we just close our eyes for the last time and we're gone. but it doesn't have to be sad. it's like before you were born. we don't miss those who haven't happened yet. we don't feel their absence wendy's cashier: mothers do. i do

Heartwarming: Although everyone hates me, only 70% of people want me to die.

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i wish my job could be testing puzzles and devices but instead every job for people like me is getting kicked and hit for 2000 minutes so needless to say i am eternally unemployed and ashamed of #beingalive

i love deer so much

i lost like 85lbs in 2024, never let anybody tell you that constant around-the-clock fear isnt hard work !!

(getting to know you) what's your lifespan in captivity?

like 5 years ago i would have killed for familiar surroundings to feel as unfamiliar as they do constantly now but somehow Noticing 😁 turned into Noticing 😰 and now my baseline awareness takes so much energy

pimp my id

I drew every day for a year and it sucked for a multitude of reasons, but I at least got some good pieces out of it Here's my top ten favorite drawings I made in 2024, in reverse order, followed by a small retrospective wrap-up

30 most loved from 2024 (kind of in order) and 100 most loved (not remotely in order but greatly enjoyed all) probably missing a few & i never finished my backlog #whoops

Wow I actually DID have this on my 2025 bingo card

yay

i am generally not superstitious but death absolutely comes in 3s

i ❤️ absentmindedly eating my hair

"w-w-w-would u still love me if i was a wormmm 🥺" Yes. I would fuck you immediately

sometimes you have 5 days where you are in hell and dont trust your surroundings or a single thought or sensation you have 🙌 but whatever it always gets better it hasn’t lasted forever so far