my girlie’s white as driven snow she jumps and twirls, she ebbs and flows if i’ve been stern, she lets me know my white, white baby says hello

Indiana Jone's sidekick was originally a white guy named White Round.

There's a surprise in the bathroom, go look.

In a perfect world, im Boss Nass.

How much is it for a hot dog? -George overheard at the store

I just spend my time lazing around nowadays.

I would not cause black 9/11.

It's wet in here.

They didnt ask me if I wanted to be in Fortnite...

2,000 ewoks migrate yearly.

This is one of the first things I wrote in the very first script. Obi Wan comes from the planet Stewjon.

I designed Jar Jar Binks so his naked figure would look like 70's David Bowie.

Why didn't they invite me to be on Big Bang Theory?

I wanted Han Solo to turn into a big red guy before Red Hulk fyi.

Star Trek stole my ideas.

If Star Wars took place in the real world, it would be scary cause that is not what real life looks like; so I made it happen far away.

Thousands of years ago, Star Wars happened.

I didn't know the force ghosts were actually caught on film in Return of the Jedi, I thought I was the only one who could see them.

I wanted Mickey Mouse in Star Wars, but Disney wouldn't let me buy him.

One time a producer misheard me say "Gungan" and thought I said "Toucan". I said "No, Gungan."

Yoda was based on a lime in my fridge.

*Points to a puppet* I made that guy.

I kept getting lost at the Skywalker ranch so I made them put up a bunch of Yoda signs pointing to where I should go.

It's like poetry-- I wrote it.

The early Lucas gets the worm.

My name is George Lucas.

Fans always ask me "Who shot first, Han Solo or Greedo?" and I say "His name is Greebo."

Stephen Spielburg taught me a cool new attack.

I was really interested in Star Wars, so I made a movie about it.

With respect to Harrison Ford, Han Solo was not anywhere in the script.

I wanted to put a second leading gungan in episode one but it wasn't in the budget. His name would have been Bottle Bottle Bunks and he would have made the movie much better.

Salacious Crumb was the wettest puppet, but Nien Nunb and Jek Porkins were also pretty wet.

I wanted toys in every meal at Burger King, not just the Kid's Meals.

Luke Skywalker doesnt have a bedtime...