Yesterday the top brass put me in the "Butter Pillory" for those terrible deeds I committed. Well jokes on them I slipped right out. Well then they put me in the "Butter Electric Chair" which unfortunately did work just fine

Aw man... If your Lawyer has one of these names, I hate to break it to you son... Your going to Hell when you Die!!! 1. Stickle Butter 2. James Latkins

Making some mtg token cards for my buddy, here's Treasure

Im creating a new type of sport called Memphisball. My friend who loves me so much: :) :D

apple carrots

Im creating a new music genre called Creative-Bop. Its a type of music which is made with creative intentions... but still makes you Groove! My friend who always supports me no matter what: youre out of your fucking mind

Thank you Mr. @kcg.bsky.social for creating such wonderful greatures, here I have made for you a "friendly comic" fan comic to show you I mean no harm

when you make a brown on the floor and your friend gives you a generational frown

Jackson and I devised a new character "Mr. Coin" late one morning, such a conniving character with an ugly background. What could become of him?

Reddit dot com slash am I the asshole: My stupid chud son asked for a damn parabola for his birthday. Instead I made him and his friends some creamed corn sandwiches, and now my wife won't talk to me and my son ran away. My dog died of old age, unrelated but it made me sad. What's the plan, team?

He try to makeda gyro

Through years of painful retention i have unlocked the ability to go "ENERGY ONE BILLION" mode. In this mode I am immune to all posion and fire attacks. But I remain susceptible to "True Love's Gentle Embrace." In this mode I wield a bident with three prongs.

3x3 for the first half of 2025

With how many games come out on any given day, theres always gonna be indie games that get lost in the chaos, but I really wish Pompom had taken off in some capacity cuz its just so creative and fun Its one of those games that baffles me with how clean and perfect it feels, everything is done right

There's a surprise in the bathroom, go look.

guy with Oblivion on the brain: Having a cup of Jauffre in the morning is my number one Priory

Man they given out anything nowadays!!

For Slime and Country If i am not one of many or one alone then I KNOW I am but slime, and slime I shall be. AND WITHOUT THAT SLIME WHO AM I? I stand alone but amongst many as the cream of slime, the progenitor in tempest.

Top 10 Times Hitler was WRONG Number 1: That Horrible Deed... need we say more?

Finally done animating my Tarkus loop. Threw in some metal slug sound effects for good measure

There's a girl out there in the world Who sins every time I sneeze I generally sneeze twice so it tracks she sins two And generally she'll go to hell when I die

Theres a man out there in the world Whos eyes only open when mine are closed He cant sleep for my incessant blinking and God do I wish every day I were him

gotta be the worst sweepstakes I ever saw

Thousands of years ago, Star Wars happened.

Luke Skywalker doesnt have a bedtime...

Based on true experiences

broke: finding out the wonderful truth WOPE: discovering the hidden secrets of youth.

I've been diagnosed by a doctor with Spoodleby Syndrome. A doctor just prescribed me with Snoodleby syndrome

no, not tired and i put squid - wait - no, im not tired and I put spongebob in the corner

The Adrenochrome Chronicles

so i got engaged today

One thing that amazes me about this world is that there are actual other people besides me who like this band, it seems impossible but it's true

"1000000 sailors," i cry so desperately, "my ship for 1000000 sailors!" my request is granted to the shock of all. I unfortunately find that I no longer have a ship to employ my 1000000 sailors and also they all expect food and pay and lodging and benefits

note to self no more flip ping off and mouthing I'm going to kill you and you aren't a real man to the guy with a gun standing on the other side of the platform

I've got stooge syndrome. I look like shemp I smell like moe I love like curly. the Larry factor is currently unknown

femheide made a rare comeback at millie's birthday bash

#DroogleGrub Yeeup

Who made him to be this

#DroogleGrub pork katsu I got with Sam a few days ago and forgot to post

Current all time 5x5 chart btw

2024 was the first year I became a true music enjoyer

I drew every day for a year and it sucked for a multitude of reasons, but I at least got some good pieces out of it Here's my top ten favorite drawings I made in 2024, in reverse order, followed by a small retrospective wrap-up

He try to makeda gyro