clamheide
@zurheide.bsky.social
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Im drawin
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Droogle
3 days ago
when you ask the guy at the liquor store about alcohol and all he gives you is that strait edge stare
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I Have a Mouth, and I Am Mean
6 days ago
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If my buddy owen were a scam caller, the world would be better verily
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11 days ago
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1. King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard 2. King Crimson 3. Masayoshi Takanaka 4. Van der Graaf Generator 5. Black Country, New Road 6. black midi 7. Camel 8. NoMeansNo 9. Himiko Kikuchi 10. Rush
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11 days ago
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Ejected from the ball game for singing "Buy me some penis and cracker jacks" over and over in the bottom of the third
14 days ago
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I will post Shnauzenheimer. In the second pic, you can see he is Snoozenheimer.
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about 1 month ago
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Smoking that East Wind Pot got me contemplating bushido and other such ideas
about 1 month ago
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Supper Mario Broth
about 1 month ago
Due to some readers expressing interest in using the Supper Mario Broth Mii in the recently released Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream, I have prepared my Mii and an easy-to-draw design for my best friend, Wallop. Instructions in reply! Regular content will now resume.
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I will post white collar job splenda.
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about 1 month ago
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sink
about 1 month ago
I've been having a lot of medical troubles this past month so I'm putting all my games and soundtracks on sale this week to try to make up for the unexpected expenses
store.steampowered.com/curator/4561...
I appreciate any support during this tough time, and I hope you enjoy the games, thanks
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What if we renamed the refractory period... to the satisfactory period? *remembers that no satisfaction is derived from base carnal desires, and that not only is it sin to act upon these, but to even promote them is damnable* *goes and plays with dangerous lawn care equipment like hedge clippers*
about 1 month ago
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Today, on my way home, I saw "Lovely Dog," "Friendly Dog," and "Croakendog." Still no sign of "Wealthy Friendly Dog," "Arbor Dog," or "Terror Dog." I'll keep you all posted.
about 1 month ago
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John-Charles Holmes
about 1 month ago
oh yeah
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some poses I think Gumballhead the Cat could be hittin
about 1 month ago
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I will post my couple
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about 1 month ago
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On a packed train and my gland detectors are lighting up like a damn christmas tree. What has the world come to?
about 2 months ago
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millie/macy
about 2 months ago
In a pickle I can't stop gherkin it
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George Lucas Quotes
about 2 months ago
Has anyone on BlueSky tried a McDonald’s hamburger? Is it good?
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The final token card for my good friend and compatriot Nick Wolonovski, this one depicts Spirit of course
about 2 months ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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Some dude in my neighborhood is buying peptides for pennies on the dollar and its driving me out of damn business
2 months ago
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Eureka! *gives me a boner* What the fuck is that? What happened to me? What- should I go to the hospital? What thr fuck is that?
2 months ago
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Been using this Abe Tsukasa Frieren sketch as my home screen wallpaper for 5-ish years, but I fell out of reading Frieren So I redrew it with some of my little characters and I think it turned out well
2 months ago
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Droogle
2 months ago
Here is a song about my penis made by
@sixtyfive.bsky.social
Video featuring my hole in the ceiling
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Another MTG token for my fabulous friend Nick Wolonovski. This one depicts: bird
3 months ago
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Im a 78 years old comic illustrator and this is my marvel comic. Please send this viral so I can get some cash to pay rent!
3 months ago
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Hello
@sinksadventure.bsky.social
, your game made me smile so wide. Here's something to make you smile I hope
3 months ago
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Another MTG token card for my good friend Nick Wolonofski, this time it is Orc Army
3 months ago
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Robert, you're up. For 500 points: "The little moments that ground and remind us of what it truly means to be human can be classified as...?" Would that be "Real and Genuine Moments of Import"? Ooh, I'm sorry Rob, we were looking for "Ultimately Minutiae". Minutiae was the correct answer there.
3 months ago
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*messaging a beautiful babe on tinder* Would you smoke it out with Lieutenant Burback? Sorry. Would you kindle an old flame with Greedy Pete? Sorry, would you find inner peace with Cream-of-the-Week Carl. Can you dig it with Portly Struthers? Sorry. What's your hobbies?
3 months ago
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5 BACTERIUMS And GUT FLORA That PROVE You Were BORN TO FUCK --- vvv Find Out Below!! vvv --- www.bitly.gorp/wope
4 months ago
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Idea of a bumper sticker that says My Oyster Car is Funny, then a big arrow that points to the right or left. The idea is you park next to another car and it looks like they are the oyster car
4 months ago
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Added Vibri to my Lammy / Gitaroo drawing to finish the trifecta of lovely playstation rhythm game characters
4 months ago
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Dimitri Drekonja, MD, MS
4 months ago
Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.
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Legends foretold of an epic "Greek Gyro" that would return in times of duress to save us from our deadly fate...! Haha nah but seriously this gyro is really good, you said you made this? .......the cook made it, right yeah that tracks. And what was it you do again? .......cashier, right yeah
5 months ago
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/r/WhatIf: Once a month your penis turns into "penis juice" for one business week. You know when its gonna happen so you can be ready with a cup to catch it in the cup. If you drink it all it goes back to normal early. It tastes like skin I guess. if you miss any drops it get smaller?
5 months ago
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Yesterday the top brass put me in the "Butter Pillory" for those terrible deeds I committed. Well jokes on them I slipped right out. Well then they put me in the "Butter Electric Chair" which unfortunately did work just fine
5 months ago
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Aw man... If your Lawyer has one of these names, I hate to break it to you son... Your going to Hell when you Die!!! 1. Stickle Butter 2. James Latkins
5 months ago
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6 months ago
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Making some mtg token cards for my buddy, here's Treasure
6 months ago
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Im creating a new type of sport called Memphisball. My friend who loves me so much: :) :D
7 months ago
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Droogle
7 months ago
apple carrots
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Im creating a new music genre called Creative-Bop. Its a type of music which is made with creative intentions... but still makes you Groove! My friend who always supports me no matter what: youre out of your fucking mind
8 months ago
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Thank you Mr.
@kcg.bsky.social
for creating such wonderful greatures, here I have made for you a "friendly comic" fan comic to show you I mean no harm
9 months ago
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Jackson and I devised a new character "Mr. Coin" late one morning, such a conniving character with an ugly background. What could become of him?
9 months ago
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Reddit dot com slash am I the asshole: My stupid chud son asked for a damn parabola for his birthday. Instead I made him and his friends some creamed corn sandwiches, and now my wife won't talk to me and my son ran away. My dog died of old age, unrelated but it made me sad. What's the plan, team?
10 months ago
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He try to makeda gyro
over 2 years ago
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Through years of painful retention i have unlocked the ability to go "ENERGY ONE BILLION" mode. In this mode I am immune to all posion and fire attacks. But I remain susceptible to "True Love's Gentle Embrace." In this mode I wield a bident with three prongs.
10 months ago
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