The final token card for my good friend and compatriot Nick Wolonovski, this one depicts Spirit of course

Some dude in my neighborhood is buying peptides for pennies on the dollar and its driving me out of damn business

Eureka! *gives me a boner* What the fuck is that? What happened to me? What- should I go to the hospital? What thr fuck is that?

Been using this Abe Tsukasa Frieren sketch as my home screen wallpaper for 5-ish years, but I fell out of reading Frieren So I redrew it with some of my little characters and I think it turned out well

Here is a song about my penis made by @sixtyfive.bsky.social Video featuring my hole in the ceiling

Another MTG token for my fabulous friend Nick Wolonovski. This one depicts: bird

Im a 78 years old comic illustrator and this is my marvel comic. Please send this viral so I can get some cash to pay rent!

Hello @sinksadventure.bsky.social, your game made me smile so wide. Here's something to make you smile I hope

Another MTG token card for my good friend Nick Wolonofski, this time it is Orc Army

Robert, you're up. For 500 points: "The little moments that ground and remind us of what it truly means to be human can be classified as...?" Would that be "Real and Genuine Moments of Import"? Ooh, I'm sorry Rob, we were looking for "Ultimately Minutiae". Minutiae was the correct answer there.

*messaging a beautiful babe on tinder* Would you smoke it out with Lieutenant Burback? Sorry. Would you kindle an old flame with Greedy Pete? Sorry, would you find inner peace with Cream-of-the-Week Carl. Can you dig it with Portly Struthers? Sorry. What's your hobbies?

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Idea of a bumper sticker that says My Oyster Car is Funny, then a big arrow that points to the right or left. The idea is you park next to another car and it looks like they are the oyster car

Added Vibri to my Lammy / Gitaroo drawing to finish the trifecta of lovely playstation rhythm game characters

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.

Legends foretold of an epic "Greek Gyro" that would return in times of duress to save us from our deadly fate...! Haha nah but seriously this gyro is really good, you said you made this? .......the cook made it, right yeah that tracks. And what was it you do again? .......cashier, right yeah

/r/WhatIf: Once a month your penis turns into "penis juice" for one business week. You know when its gonna happen so you can be ready with a cup to catch it in the cup. If you drink it all it goes back to normal early. It tastes like skin I guess. if you miss any drops it get smaller?

Yesterday the top brass put me in the "Butter Pillory" for those terrible deeds I committed. Well jokes on them I slipped right out. Well then they put me in the "Butter Electric Chair" which unfortunately did work just fine

Aw man... If your Lawyer has one of these names, I hate to break it to you son... Your going to Hell when you Die!!! 1. Stickle Butter 2. James Latkins

Making some mtg token cards for my buddy, here's Treasure

Im creating a new type of sport called Memphisball. My friend who loves me so much: :) :D

apple carrots

Im creating a new music genre called Creative-Bop. Its a type of music which is made with creative intentions... but still makes you Groove! My friend who always supports me no matter what: youre out of your fucking mind

Thank you Mr. @kcg.bsky.social for creating such wonderful greatures, here I have made for you a "friendly comic" fan comic to show you I mean no harm

Jackson and I devised a new character "Mr. Coin" late one morning, such a conniving character with an ugly background. What could become of him?

Reddit dot com slash am I the asshole: My stupid chud son asked for a damn parabola for his birthday. Instead I made him and his friends some creamed corn sandwiches, and now my wife won't talk to me and my son ran away. My dog died of old age, unrelated but it made me sad. What's the plan, team?

He try to makeda gyro

Through years of painful retention i have unlocked the ability to go "ENERGY ONE BILLION" mode. In this mode I am immune to all posion and fire attacks. But I remain susceptible to "True Love's Gentle Embrace." In this mode I wield a bident with three prongs.

3x3 for the first half of 2025

With how many games come out on any given day, theres always gonna be indie games that get lost in the chaos, but I really wish Pompom had taken off in some capacity cuz its just so creative and fun Its one of those games that baffles me with how clean and perfect it feels, everything is done right

There's a surprise in the bathroom, go look.

guy with Oblivion on the brain: Having a cup of Jauffre in the morning is my number one Priory

Man they given out anything nowadays!!

For Slime and Country If i am not one of many or one alone then I KNOW I am but slime, and slime I shall be. AND WITHOUT THAT SLIME WHO AM I? I stand alone but amongst many as the cream of slime, the progenitor in tempest.

Top 10 Times Hitler was WRONG Number 1: That Horrible Deed... need we say more?

Finally done animating my Tarkus loop. Threw in some metal slug sound effects for good measure

There's a girl out there in the world Who sins every time I sneeze I generally sneeze twice so it tracks she sins two And generally she'll go to hell when I die

Theres a man out there in the world Whos eyes only open when mine are closed He cant sleep for my incessant blinking and God do I wish every day I were him

gotta be the worst sweepstakes I ever saw

Thousands of years ago, Star Wars happened.

Luke Skywalker doesnt have a bedtime...

Based on true experiences

broke: finding out the wonderful truth WOPE: discovering the hidden secrets of youth.

I've been diagnosed by a doctor with Spoodleby Syndrome. A doctor just prescribed me with Snoodleby syndrome

no, not tired and i put squid - wait - no, im not tired and I put spongebob in the corner

The Adrenochrome Chronicles