when you ask the guy at the liquor store about alcohol and all he gives you is that strait edge stare

I Have a Mouth, and I Am Mean

If my buddy owen were a scam caller, the world would be better verily

1. King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard 2. King Crimson 3. Masayoshi Takanaka 4. Van der Graaf Generator 5. Black Country, New Road 6. black midi 7. Camel 8. NoMeansNo 9. Himiko Kikuchi 10. Rush

Ejected from the ball game for singing "Buy me some penis and cracker jacks" over and over in the bottom of the third

I will post Shnauzenheimer. In the second pic, you can see he is Snoozenheimer.

Smoking that East Wind Pot got me contemplating bushido and other such ideas

Due to some readers expressing interest in using the Supper Mario Broth Mii in the recently released Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream, I have prepared my Mii and an easy-to-draw design for my best friend, Wallop. Instructions in reply! Regular content will now resume.

I will post white collar job splenda.

I've been having a lot of medical troubles this past month so I'm putting all my games and soundtracks on sale this week to try to make up for the unexpected expenses store.steampowered.com/curator/4561... I appreciate any support during this tough time, and I hope you enjoy the games, thanks

What if we renamed the refractory period... to the satisfactory period? *remembers that no satisfaction is derived from base carnal desires, and that not only is it sin to act upon these, but to even promote them is damnable* *goes and plays with dangerous lawn care equipment like hedge clippers*

Today, on my way home, I saw "Lovely Dog," "Friendly Dog," and "Croakendog." Still no sign of "Wealthy Friendly Dog," "Arbor Dog," or "Terror Dog." I'll keep you all posted.

oh yeah

some poses I think Gumballhead the Cat could be hittin

I will post my couple

On a packed train and my gland detectors are lighting up like a damn christmas tree. What has the world come to?

In a pickle I can't stop gherkin it

Has anyone on BlueSky tried a McDonald’s hamburger? Is it good?

The final token card for my good friend and compatriot Nick Wolonovski, this one depicts Spirit of course

Some dude in my neighborhood is buying peptides for pennies on the dollar and its driving me out of damn business

Eureka! *gives me a boner* What the fuck is that? What happened to me? What- should I go to the hospital? What thr fuck is that?

Been using this Abe Tsukasa Frieren sketch as my home screen wallpaper for 5-ish years, but I fell out of reading Frieren So I redrew it with some of my little characters and I think it turned out well

Here is a song about my penis made by @sixtyfive.bsky.social Video featuring my hole in the ceiling

Another MTG token for my fabulous friend Nick Wolonovski. This one depicts: bird

Im a 78 years old comic illustrator and this is my marvel comic. Please send this viral so I can get some cash to pay rent!

Hello @sinksadventure.bsky.social, your game made me smile so wide. Here's something to make you smile I hope

Another MTG token card for my good friend Nick Wolonofski, this time it is Orc Army

Robert, you're up. For 500 points: "The little moments that ground and remind us of what it truly means to be human can be classified as...?" Would that be "Real and Genuine Moments of Import"? Ooh, I'm sorry Rob, we were looking for "Ultimately Minutiae". Minutiae was the correct answer there.

*messaging a beautiful babe on tinder* Would you smoke it out with Lieutenant Burback? Sorry. Would you kindle an old flame with Greedy Pete? Sorry, would you find inner peace with Cream-of-the-Week Carl. Can you dig it with Portly Struthers? Sorry. What's your hobbies?

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Idea of a bumper sticker that says My Oyster Car is Funny, then a big arrow that points to the right or left. The idea is you park next to another car and it looks like they are the oyster car

Added Vibri to my Lammy / Gitaroo drawing to finish the trifecta of lovely playstation rhythm game characters

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.

Legends foretold of an epic "Greek Gyro" that would return in times of duress to save us from our deadly fate...! Haha nah but seriously this gyro is really good, you said you made this? .......the cook made it, right yeah that tracks. And what was it you do again? .......cashier, right yeah

/r/WhatIf: Once a month your penis turns into "penis juice" for one business week. You know when its gonna happen so you can be ready with a cup to catch it in the cup. If you drink it all it goes back to normal early. It tastes like skin I guess. if you miss any drops it get smaller?

Yesterday the top brass put me in the "Butter Pillory" for those terrible deeds I committed. Well jokes on them I slipped right out. Well then they put me in the "Butter Electric Chair" which unfortunately did work just fine

Aw man... If your Lawyer has one of these names, I hate to break it to you son... Your going to Hell when you Die!!! 1. Stickle Butter 2. James Latkins

Making some mtg token cards for my buddy, here's Treasure

Im creating a new type of sport called Memphisball. My friend who loves me so much: :) :D

apple carrots

Im creating a new music genre called Creative-Bop. Its a type of music which is made with creative intentions... but still makes you Groove! My friend who always supports me no matter what: youre out of your fucking mind

Thank you Mr. @kcg.bsky.social for creating such wonderful greatures, here I have made for you a "friendly comic" fan comic to show you I mean no harm

Jackson and I devised a new character "Mr. Coin" late one morning, such a conniving character with an ugly background. What could become of him?

Reddit dot com slash am I the asshole: My stupid chud son asked for a damn parabola for his birthday. Instead I made him and his friends some creamed corn sandwiches, and now my wife won't talk to me and my son ran away. My dog died of old age, unrelated but it made me sad. What's the plan, team?

He try to makeda gyro

Through years of painful retention i have unlocked the ability to go "ENERGY ONE BILLION" mode. In this mode I am immune to all posion and fire attacks. But I remain susceptible to "True Love's Gentle Embrace." In this mode I wield a bident with three prongs.