"Stop seeing things, okay? There's no one there."

a big ass bowl of spaghetti. you're given a big bowl of spaghetti to eat. and you start eating that big ass bowl of spaghetti. then, all of the sudden, as you're eating, you come across a roach. in that spaghetti. What? theres a roach in this big ass bowl of spaghetti. now, do you continue eating th

The drawing of mine that’s gotten the most engagement ever is this one; Twitter absolutely loved this a couple years ago lmao. If you’re seeing this again for the first time in years and are only now becoming aware that I’m the one who made it; Surprise I guess LOL

What if we renamed the refractory period... to the satisfactory period? *remembers that no satisfaction is derived from base carnal desires, and that not only is it sin to act upon these, but to even promote them is damnable* *goes and plays with dangerous lawn care equipment like hedge clippers*

#DroogleGrub wok slop

Today, on my way home, I saw "Lovely Dog," "Friendly Dog," and "Croakendog." Still no sign of "Wealthy Friendly Dog," "Arbor Dog," or "Terror Dog." I'll keep you all posted.

CPTSD fucks you the fuck up, man

toon dark magician girl

Pokémon Gold Version & Pokémon Silver Version / Print ad / Nintendo / 2001

Hormuz? I sure hope she does

In a pickle I can't stop gherkin it

He has so much health

#DroogleGrub if I was president. Everywhere would be selling $1 corndigs

This 3-word phrase will stop people from interrupting you, says public speaking expert

The final token card for my good friend and compatriot Nick Wolonovski, this one depicts Spirit of course

fortune-wolf wishes you luck today! 🐺🍀✨

im sensing a piby glitch

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

it's so awesome that we now know for an absolute fact that the trans panic has been entirely manufactured by pedophile billionaires as part of a genocidal project but all of this stuff just proceeds anyway

Some dude in my neighborhood is buying peptides for pennies on the dollar and its driving me out of damn business

Lammy's Tramp Stamp (repost)

Oooooo littol moon sitter

I also took some pics

armored core project phantasma was really fun! expansion in the vein of a dark souls dlc with its own small standalone storyline and the addition of an arena where you fight your way to the top of a ranking ladder. Just wish they added a few more new parts into the mix

2026 is the year of the PS1

get rotated idiot

bangkok is such a crazy strong card

im having canonical battles in wikigacha

Ive never done a media thread for a full year without major lapses in logging so I stopped trying this year but I'll probably try to get back to posting occasional thoughts about things I wanna say little tidbits on at least

2 or 3/10 I just kept waiting for something to happen that would make things click for me and it never came, and they explore at lot of these themes better in the games they released before this. Got a big laugh moment when owen sent this at least.

Been using this Abe Tsukasa Frieren sketch as my home screen wallpaper for 5-ish years, but I fell out of reading Frieren So I redrew it with some of my little characters and I think it turned out well

Piece commissioned for @phoenixsoul.bsky.social ~

these are excellent playables.

Girlfriend Strip Blackjack (7/10) Strip Blackjack game with a charming art style because it doesn't look like fucking goonslop. It has like that "PS1 style" textures and a fucking normal looking woman. Dialogue is cute and not really porn dialogue.

Kickassia (7/10) Kick ass.

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