I've been doing gentle morning & evening yoga the last 2 days and I am DISGUSTED that I can feel a difference so swiftly

I just met you and this is crazy but I’m selling shoes that were for a baby

i will never forgive transphobes for forcing me to have opinions about sport

I made a huge match of egg mayo last night on a whim and Current-Me is very smug about it

she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October

We had a guest the last few days and the cats have put aside their differences in favour of solidarity during this trying time

Happy 10th anniversary Tayla & Mr Tayla, have a basketball player

We were walking home from dinner just now and we saw a Really Tall Man so we were talking about the Really Tall Man and then we passed a group of Americans who also saw the Really Tall Man and were talking about him. Anyway, turns out he's a retired NBA basketball player.

Going out to dinner this evening for our anniversary 💕 🥰👍✅️ Having to get dressed again and reapply makeup in this heat 🥵💩👎🚫

Okay this has gotta be my favorite meme I've seen on this situation

I've given it a lot of thought and I think I'm going to get a geode

Thomas House of Dublin exhibiting the pro-human solidarity that all of us should demonstrate.

with alt text bc I laughed so hard

The Notorious Counties all have a slightly different dystopian vibe going on. Like, Tipp is a desert wasteland. Limerick is a lawless place. Cavan is a den of inequity. Meath (Trim in particular) is just a pile of ruins.

#Spéirgorm Where do you guys consider the Florida of Ireland? For me it's Tipp

Are you beach body ready. Is your meat-wrapped skeleton prepared. Are your flesh-covered bones visually correct for coastal deployment.

Don't tell my boss but the only reason I had such a busy day yesterday was so I could clear my plate for my WFH day and take it easy

that lady sucks at making cheetos

Shoutout to Petstop for genuinely dynamite customer service. They emailed me yesterday to let me know one of my pet foods have changed their recipe & packaging, asking if I wanted to change my next order. Followed up with a detailed list and explanation of all the changes. 1000/10, fab fab fab

Just a reminder that if I don't reply to you it's because I didn't see it or forgot, and if you don't reply to me it's because you hate me and want me to die x

Well APPARENTLY they only do cars and also I'm banned for life

That Outlast show on Netflix is honestly peak reality television

Wow it felt good to jump back into Animal Crossing this weekend

the entire point of life is to be kind and weird btw

Did you see the sign today about hobbies?

I bought a storage box today and the lady behind the counter asked if she could keep the silica sachet

always complete this checklist before leaving the house

I had to call an emergency professionals meeting tomorrow to discuss a case. It's my first time calling a meeting like a Big Girl and I've already got a nervous tummy 🥺

How many women in Northern Ireland have been stabbed to death in the last few years without loyalists needing to riot over it?

Can't believe the difference in traffic with the secondary schools off. Are Limerick parents really dropping their teens to school by car?

I met a colleague from the Cork offices yesterday who asked me about my cats. Never met him before. My reputation as The Cat Lady precedes me.

Peace has been restored

God bless the YouTube cat TV accounts that run 24hr live feeds of birds and squirrels

Inching our way towards peaceful coexistence

Lemon pepper is actually magic. I bought microwave butter popcorn by accident, it's fixed it. It goes with literally everything. Miracle seasoning.

Gave her a personality complex with so many name changes, but we've finally settled on Daphne

For my Leaving Cert history exam, I blanked on American history so I just regurgitated the key plot points from Forrest Gump. It was the only A I got.

Richie on the ball

lunch break power rankings: 1. 1:30-2:30 2. 12:00-1:00 3. 1:00-2:00 4. 2:00-3:00 5. 12:30-1:30 6. 11:30-12:30 7. 2:30-3:30 8. 10:30-11:30 9. sad lunch eaten at desk 10. 11:00-12:00

How are other thicc gals wearing their miniskirts day to day? I'd love to, but literally my whole ass would be on show

Our apartment block is being powerwashed and painted, and I love the pristine vintage football jerseys on one of the yungflas. He's worn Kaká, Ronaldinho, and Drogba so far

One of those days where I'm considering shaving my head on my lunch break

My heart goes out to all those who have to wear black polyester pants to work today

Superstore is a pretty mid sitcom, with the exception of Dina. She's an icon.

All the vets came in to congratulate her on a successful post-op recovery 😻

I dreamed about a 90s thriller where Nicole Kidman has to solve a murder where all the clues are prime numbers and the movie was called Prime Suspect