When I start posting gofundmes for vet bills next week I want to see this same level of enthusiasm from all of you

Well, that's the last time I use a malapropism on main

I mean this in the soundest way possible, but can the weirdos please stay out of my comments

I booked a week off for my menthol health. When I go back to work next week, I'll have only my cat rescue efforts to talk about. Reputation as Crazy Cat Lady will be sealed in cement.

This is Bó, our newest house guest. She's a bit sick with the flu atm and is not a fan of quarantine, would much prefer to be out gallivanting, thank you very much. Although she is delightful company and a really sweet little girl

GIRLCAT HAS RETURNED!

One time I was at summer camp and they took us bowling. One of the girls got her fingers stuck in a bowling ball but threw the ball with such force that she threw herself down the lanes with it. It's been 20 years and I still laugh when I think about it

If all the worst people can live without shame for their destruction, then the good people should have no shame for creating.

Girlcat update: the two cats asked to leave, my boycat has returned alone. If she doesn't come back, at least we know she was safe, well-fed and dewormed. If she returns, it'll be so lovely to know that she's found a home here.

Our vet is a godsend. They checked a stray kitten over for me after midnight free of charge, while I was evidently wine-drunk. Absolute legends.

My cat brought home a very hungry kitten friend late last night, and invited her to stay the night. He's currently giving her a tour of the apartment. We have 2 cats now?

I just passed a condom that had been blown up like a balloon and then released into the wind. I swear it was nothing to do with me, but the fit of giggles I'm in the middle of is quite damning

Useful thing to use here

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Just saw a bumblebee the size of a robin.

Have they built an app yet that will let me hum a tune into it and it'll tell me the song I'm thinking of?

Okay, I'm just not picking it up through osmosis the way I normally do. Does anyone have a neat little explainer for what happened at that ball in Yankland last weekend?

Himself is cooking carbonara for dinner, my childhood fave. It's obvs sparked something in me, I got in the door and went "fuck, I have homework!"

We've started calling the cat "Mr. Timing" because: 1. He never misses a meal. 2. He always appears just as we begin to worry.

Fog so thicc it's giving "blank canvas"

I BIFFED THE MORNING COFFEE 🤢😱😭

I spent the weekend putting together a tea & coffee station in my kitchen and I've just used it to make a PERFECT chai latte. I'm going to bed early because I'm so excited for my morning coffee.

If we can make reincarnation requests, I'd like to come back as a seagull on the Shannon. What a life

Nothing livens up an office on a sunny Friday like the phrase "I see Enoch Burke is at it again"

restoring balance to my gut biome by reintroducing gray wolves

Not many maps recognise both the Republic of Limerick and the People's Democratic Republic of Limerick

2 Limericks, 2 Sligos and of course my home county of Death. This is the Oireland the rebels died for

Listening to EURO-COUNTRY and picturing myself splashing in the fountain in the Omni shipping centre, the way CMAT intended

The word "buffoon" is such a good one, I vote we bring it back into common parlance

I watch wrestling exclusively and specifically so I can critique the outfits

I dyed my hair brown earlier, fairly close to my natural colour. My neighbour just told me my new hair colour is "really brave and funky!" ... I don't think I've ever heard brown hair called "brave" or "funky" before

In the hairdressers this morning, I was showing everyone how to look up their family in the 1926 census records. Connecting with your past is such a gorgeous thing to be able to do

One time I did a tour of Newgrange for my birthday and when I told a colleague from Dublin about it she said "what's that, some sort of nightclub?"

Bluesky has shit the bed so often today that this has been the first time I've been able to post about it

When I was being bounced between scans and tests and clinics all morning, I was cursing UHL. Now that I've left the hospital with a diagnosis and treatment plan, I can't praise the staff enough. Sound and thorough bunch of lads

There is someone in the hospital waiting room listening to soundbytes by Mícheál Martin. Disgusting, surreal, should be criminalised.

This was fascinating as always!

My new manager is so nice and supportive. Got me thinking about an old old manager from way-back-when who gave me useless instructions in a dire emergency and then fed me to the wolves, denying he ever said it. James, if you're reading this, I wish you a very sprained ankle

We've had a fern sitting out the back catching some rain the last few days. When I let the cat out just now, we were both shocked and disgusted to learn someone has stolen the fern's pot. She's just sitting in the rain on her sad little mound of dirt, all naked :(

I have a long-awaited appointment with an ENT this week, just as I can feel another ear infection flaring up. Is it destiny, fate maybe?

You'd solve a lot of Ireland's problems just by shutting down Facebook

Head pounding, nose blocked, glands swelling up. I can't believe illness would dare come for me too, I am SPECIAL goddammit

My mam used to bring us here weekly once upon a time

Please see the post on Muslim Sisters of Éire's facebook page. Shame on these feral thugs, they are far from patriots. If you'd like to donate to the Muslim Sisters of Éire to help them feed our homeless - msoe.ie/donate/ www.facebook.com/muslimsister... #Ireland #SpéirGhorm

I'm the first one in the office, I have a feeling I may be the only one in the office today.

The fuel protesters have radicalised me. I now believe all drivers are evil actually.

will be blocking all roads out of Navan i have no demands, but you'll thank me later

Will be blocking the Tralee Bypass road until my demands for the Government to supply me with a suitable boyfriend are met

Don't get me wrong, I'm a big fan of collective action and getting creative with it to help draw attention to a cause. But this is just really, really short-sighted and dumb.