I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

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Good grief! Charli Brown is a lot happier after her egg cracked, and disaster lesbians Peppermint Patty and Marcie are of course very supportive! (And their former crush on the ol’ blockhead makes a lot more sense now!) 🪁

oh i should probably put hornet tools here too #silksong

"Just a shame..." Scene from "The Other End of The Leash" by @trans-swamp-witch.bsky.social. #parahumans

Brazil bluesky today:

the two genders are big breasted women and flat chested women

I love sitting around and going "Damn, my boobs are so big."

I live in Tokyo-3 and have evacuated 8 times in the last month for giant monster attacks and even when I get to live at home all the fixtures ooze blood. Wouldn’t trade it for the world, Tokyo-3 baby lets go evas

I love having big boobs

now milfdong. there's something everyone at work can agree on

my boobs hurt.......

Friend drew a Worm comic for my top surgery

the richest man in the world buying a presidential election, getting run out of the administration for being a weird diva, then pivoting to jerking it to anime cartoons full time is somehow more Roman than anything that ever happened in Rome

big bath tubs for us tall women should be a universal right

(aborted manager in heaven) I would have loved to touch base with you…

he did it, they're finally Pokemon Going to the polls

DYKESTAT DE LESBIANCOURT SAVE ME

“If it weren’t for all the shootings you wouldn’t know America had schools.”

*saturday morning cartoon voice* deep under the Chicago school, a group of sinister social scientists is creating their most fiendish philosophy yet

Just saw the communal chessboard and this guy fucked himself so bad. Just stared, cause how do you do this

At this point, Gavin Newsom's constant anti-trans appearances on right wing podcasts is a policy statement. The fact that the party won't condemn him or reign him in is *also* a policy statement.

Crazy that the chess player who is almost universally acknowledged as having the potential to easily become the best female chess player in history is too well-adjusted to do nothing but play chess and is busy doing things like "becoming a university professor at 26" and "having a life"

Liadrin free templates and patterns thread (Concept art by Gaowen Fu on artstation)

we should probably be dorley basementing all cis men and im not joking

[LOGIC - MEDIUM 10] does she know what mechsploitation is LOGIC [Medium:Success] The black collar and muzzle, the camo jacket over a tank top, the half dead look on her face. This transexual isn’t just a fan we’re looking at, it’s a hound.

everybody transgender now!!!

They're drawing my Aunt Bea in St. Almsworth

i love when a baby tgirl is like "i want to be a girl because girls fly dragons and stuff" and ppl are like "why can't you just be a boy doing that. boys can do that" No they can't

New Yorkers: yeah it stinks and the subways don’t come on time but it’s home!! Chicagoans:

Barbie Horse Trails | Announcement Trailer (Oct 10th) www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCm0... Amazon preorder $39.99 (PS5/PS4/Xbox/Switch) buff.ly/Pq9Mf3D

The Soviets were really fucking with chess

Yuugi Run! #東方 #東方project #星熊勇儀

The scenic view from a wedding I attended

narita top road: i've gotta win this race and keep my promise! tm opera o: ohoho! my glory will shine for all to see! admire vega:

I LOVE CRUDE OIL!!!1! #touhou #toutetsu_yumma #yumma

as someone who did not have sex until i transitioned, my advice to all lonely young men is to simply become beautiful women. this is a foolproof strategy

Yuuma 😁 #東方Project #touhou

it’s ESTROGEN, dewey. it makes your skin soft, and your ass fat, and it makes girls from philadelphia think you’re sexy as hell. you don’t want none of this shit.

Watching Stop! Hibari-kun with my gf and she keeps saying Hibari is literally me and she is correct

umamusume zoomer horse

There's nothing that gives me more power than someone asking if I use hair curlers and responding "no my hair just does that"

Got a dress for my cousins wedding next week

Making one of your characters lowkey a chaser is so funny. I might have to do this with every story I write

Magician's little devil in winter #東方Project