the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter

Holy shit this guy suuuuucks. What a complete lack of charisma or charm. Smug, self-satisfied, undercooked. But hey, at least he's ugly.

At this point, somebody needs to write a paper - nay, a series of academic articles - on why Swan Boy logic is the funniest fucking thing on the face of the earth. The last panel is another Pulitzer-worthy example of the dichotomy of his psychological existence. He can not fit and yet he is flush.

I also appreciated O'Niell's comments quoted in the article: >>

I dunno if I was a psychic I probably wouldn't take a gig that was gonna have a shooting incident

how it feels to say "sprezzatura"

To the tune of Camptown Races

We (the people) love an audience surrogate. and god bless Branson he almost never gives us one, forcing us to map ourselves to some of the most cat shit insane characters ever to grace the page. Quail Doctor for president

I was born with two left feet. A house left foot and a stage left foot.

samuel beckett was born on this day 120 years ago. astonishing to think that if he had survived, and could run 100m in 9.57 seconds, he would be not only the oldest but also the fastest man in the world - together with his nobel prize for literature, an astonishing trifecta

This is imo the ONLY use for LLM consciousness discourse. My bad take is that, like simulation theory, it couldn't matter less if they are conscious (they absolutely aren't), because human beings should practice kindness and empathy every stupid chance they get. Be nice to robots for the sake of it.

This is music video behavior and it's making me insane

jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️

I mean, he really is just trying to play us, isn't he?

Is this a lot? Yall gotta get in to public transit. It's a miracle to not know what the fuck everybody is mad about.

me: if z is the length of a slice and a is the area of the pie, then pi(zz)=a PhD advisor: this is what you’ve been working on for three and a half years?

Fuck. Another all timer.

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

he looks just like his dad ❤️

Infosec used to be serious

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathes* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Once again, since there is nothing newsworthy going on whatsoever, I am promoting my little play

Obviously this is the least important thing but nobody has explained why the fuck epstein typed like that. It is insane and I can not envision a single circumstance that would manifest that shit. Please, I'm begging, someone must understand it, please explain to me

Catherine O’Hara SCTV thread youtu.be/990OaFr8EYw?...

Live shot of Greg Bovino leaving Minneapolis

This motherfucker is gonna flee the country. He knows the trials are coming

Nothing can prepare your soul for the first image ever transmitted onto a television

Signal will never message you like this. If you get a message like this, SOMEONE IS TRYING TO HACK YOUR SIGNAL. DO NOT GIVE THEM THAT CODE.

How do you do, fellow neighbors?

Nyc, come see my show on Sunday! Everybody else, there is a high quality livestream! Tickets for both are here: caveat.nyc/events/the-h...

What are some recommended mutual aid orgs in Minneapolis that I should throw money at?

I put this on LinkedIn because that's where I think folks need to hear it, but TLDR: if you're on X, GTFO. Sexually abusive content is not inevitable, it is a _choice_. If you stay on the platform, you are endorsing that choice. Link: www.linkedin.com/feed/update/...

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

Sorry but good, this is evolved natural selection

Not many people will see this but I wanted to share this post. Shits insane how terrible the world is man.

Now is a totally normal and reasonable time to advertise my show that goes up in LA next week and later this month in NYC, right? kevinasarobot.website for more info. Thank God nothing else worth talking about is going on.

I'm on Instagram bragging about how many books I read on vacation

all meaning has collapsed in our post-literate society and i wrote a bunch of useless, useless words about it. read it if you, like me, are one of a diminishing minority who still reads www.theverge.com/policy/84960...

A Marx Brothers Christmas for all who celebrate!

Why would there be "garbage" irrelevant to your research in all the books and papers that you want info from Do you know how language models work

Really incredible to watch a class of elite pedophiles whip up moral panic about what transness is “doing to the children”

Shame on the ACM. They should know better. In fact, here's a fun exercise to the reader: How many points from the ACM's own code of ethics does this move violate? www.acm.org/binaries/con...

Worth remembering that the problem the luddites had was not that terrible jobs were being replaced by machines, it's that productivity rose exponentially and pay stayed the same. The problem isn't the machines, the problem is the executives.

Everyone is 12

Many of my favorite online posters are very obviously lacking in the friends department. Thank you to the lonesome weirdos for providing a good online experience for those of us who do not feel compelled to post when nobody in our lives will listen to us

At my local bay ridge bar (always safe to assume this is the case when I am posting twice within an hour) & the crowd is angry abt the cost of streaming services and scheming abt how best to steal them. "you and I live in this same zip code, gimme your disney+, bitch" "fuck Netflix. Ads? Fuck you."

As a person who worked in used bookstores for 10ish years, this is DEVASTATING