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@kaptnkey.bsky.social
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Absolute buffoon of a human 😹
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about 2 years ago
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I’m only here for perfect knight and posting pokemon
1 day ago
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Got that shit on
1 day ago
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I have my case and stuff and 7 shinies and none of them are the ones I want
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3 days ago
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Me and the bad bitches I pulled by being shy and a lil unorthodox
about 2 years ago
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I could be playing pokemon rn but im still waiting for my switch 2 case and screen protector to come in…
7 days ago
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Came back to say I finished reading all of berserk and it changed my life..
about 1 month ago
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Me right after I send the riskiest text of my life
4 months ago
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Still don’t feel safe but they left for a time at least.
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4 months ago
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Whatever it’s over I’m done.
5 months ago
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I was safe on Bluesky now we’re back to bullshit *sigh* it’s so hard being me online
5 months ago
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You have got to be flarking kidding me there’s no way this crazy cuckoo ass mf found me on this app, like you gotta be kidding me. You know the drills those who are used to the craziness just block and move on.
5 months ago
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What the flark man
5 months ago
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On hinge just flopping around hopping to land a wife
5 months ago
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No fucking way Bluesky also talking about the fallout I thought it’d be all quiet on the Bluesky front
5 months ago
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I am free
5 months ago
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5 months ago
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The forlorn fellow
5 months ago
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No, no, no, no, enough.
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Rhinestone Cowboy by Madvillain on Apple Music
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5 months ago
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Expedition 33’s soundtrack is fucking life altering…
5 months ago
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Nah expedition 33 is game of the fucking decade what the hell
5 months ago
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🍂 fall bryan 🍂
5 months ago
there’s no one so full of rage as a three year old when you help them after they specifically ask for help
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Faine Greenwood
5 months ago
drunken lout lads out on chaos-filled stag dos are actually one of the UK’s chief international exports
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I love subjective matter, I love when one person thinks a joke is beaten to death while another person still loves it, I love no one ever agreeing completely about anything it’s the best!
5 months ago
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Chy
5 months ago
T•A•C•O
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My fault gang I’ll mute up
5 months ago
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Rogs Pumpkin 🎃
5 months ago
Me when she’s insane and annoying and big giant brat: 🤩😍🥰😌
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Just listened to fack on repeat like 6 times that was prime Eminem fr
5 months ago
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Rogs Pumpkin 🎃
5 months ago
pussy from a brat
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Subjectivity and all that, good day.
5 months ago
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How is saying need a milf sexual? I didn’t say in what manner that I needed said milf, also I don’t have sex I’m a NEET.
5 months ago
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After all my years of complaining I’ve finally secured my first IT job LETS GOOOO
5 months ago
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I don’t need to know the sex lives of ANYONE to be honest
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5 months ago
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Jazz.
5 months ago
Nah I don't need to know the sex lives of fascists, I'm good bro
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wargen
5 months ago
platonic cuddling (now with zero erections)
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Just went monkey mode in that thang 
5 months ago
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Need a milf
5 months ago
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Going down and some cuddles after would be so fire rn
5 months ago
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I am known as the 0 like banger poster
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5 months ago
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Idek how I keep friends like I do but I appreciate all of you even when I’m being very annoying and insufferable.
5 months ago
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THANK GOD IM A
5 months ago
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wargen
5 months ago
bluesky should change but only in ways that i deem good and i absolutely will NOT curate my own TL
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I begged to the heavens for an IT job for years and I may finally be free my fucking GOD
5 months ago
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New moon goofing
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5 months ago
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Sorry I was flirting with you I was supposed to be killed execution style yesterday
5 months ago
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Expedition 33 definitely winning GOTY like no way it’s not
5 months ago
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We all got that one friend we want to stab in the back after a bank heist
5 months ago
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