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Absolute buffoon of a human š¹
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over 2 years ago
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As an ugly brother from the south side I know if a girl likes me
12 days ago
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Beautiful Latina save me
14 days ago
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I get online for perfect angel and pokemon then I leave itās just that simple
17 days ago
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Borderline schizo sorta fine tits tho
17 days ago
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We getting rejected all 2026 send me the hottest girl im shooting my shot š£ļøš£ļø
27 days ago
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Not many people will see this but I wanted to share this post. Shits insane how terrible the world is man.
about 1 month ago
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I must post my thoughts every 5 seconds or I feel like I dont exist
about 2 months ago
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The Latina of my dreams wonāt find me until I get a shiny living pokemon dex
about 2 months ago
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HE IS SUMMFUCKYO HUGE
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about 2 months ago
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My charizard is gonna look comically huge bro charmander is looking crazy
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about 2 months ago
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HES SUCH A BIG LIL GUY!!!! New team is coming along nicely
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about 2 months ago
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Second best starter just dropped lfg
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about 2 months ago
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This game is so freaking silly
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2 months ago
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Iām nothing but a lustful ape kill me now
3 months ago
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Got a new job that pays way more and this all happened when I deleted Twitter so guess Iām never coming back to that also did this
3 months ago
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While Iāve been hunting for a new job which I think Iāll have by next week Iāve been finishing up the list. Personal best for battle amount almost at 1k lmao
3 months ago
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Will any beautiful woman love me or am I gonna die alone
3 months ago
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THE HELL IM FREE FROM IT
3 months ago
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I have been doing this shiny tyrunt reset for almost a week bruh I got my amaura ON THURSDAY OF LAST WEEK!!! And I still have to do aerodactly !!!!
3 months ago
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Working from home is sumn else cuz im literally in my underwear and nothing else just taking calls
3 months ago
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Man what the fuck was I posting about in 2023
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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Just a whole bunch of shiny lil guys (and emboar)
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3 months ago
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Iām only here for perfect knight and posting pokemon
4 months ago
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Got that shit on
4 months ago
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I have my case and stuff and 7 shinies and none of them are the ones I want
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4 months ago
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Me and the bad bitches I pulled by being shy and a lil unorthodox
over 2 years ago
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I could be playing pokemon rn but im still waiting for my switch 2 case and screen protector to come inā¦
4 months ago
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Came back to say I finished reading all of berserk and it changed my life..
5 months ago
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Me right after I send the riskiest text of my life
8 months ago
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Still donāt feel safe but they left for a time at least.
add a skeleton here at some point
8 months ago
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Whatever itās over Iām done.
8 months ago
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I was safe on Bluesky now weāre back to bullshit *sigh* itās so hard being me online
8 months ago
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farner
8 months ago
ābluesky is intolerant and rudeā idk everyoneās pretty nice to me most of the time sounds like a skill issue
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You have got to be flarking kidding me thereās no way this crazy cuckoo ass mf found me on this app, like you gotta be kidding me. You know the drills those who are used to the craziness just block and move on.
8 months ago
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What the flark man
8 months ago
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On hinge just flopping around hopping to land a wife
8 months ago
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No fucking way Bluesky also talking about the fallout I thought itād be all quiet on the Bluesky front
8 months ago
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I am free
8 months ago
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8 months ago
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The forlorn fellow
8 months ago
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No, no, no, no, enough.
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Rhinestone Cowboy by Madvillain on AppleĀ Music
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https://music.apple.com/us/album/rhinestone-cowboy/887699504?i=887699538
8 months ago
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Expedition 33ās soundtrack is fucking life alteringā¦
8 months ago
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Nah expedition 33 is game of the fucking decade what the hell
8 months ago
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bryan (Christmas Version š)
8 months ago
thereās no one so full of rage as a three year old when you help them after they specifically ask for help
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Faine Greenwood
8 months ago
drunken lout lads out on chaos-filled stag dos are actually one of the UKās chief international exports
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I love subjective matter, I love when one person thinks a joke is beaten to death while another person still loves it, I love no one ever agreeing completely about anything itās the best!
8 months ago
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Chy
8 months ago
Tā¢Aā¢Cā¢O
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My fault gang Iāll mute up
8 months ago
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Rogs
8 months ago
Me when sheās insane and annoying and big giant brat: š¤©šš„°š
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Just listened to fack on repeat like 6 times that was prime Eminem fr
8 months ago
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