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Absolute buffoon of a human š¹
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almost 3 years ago
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Mass destruction (Persona 3)
1 day ago
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Iāll never understand contrarians or critics dude, just not folks Iāll ever understand tbh
1 day ago
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Groupchats but still canāt send photos in DMs smh
1 day ago
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Letās fuck it out twin
2 days ago
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Legendary Lovers (Save Me)
16 days ago
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I'm friends with the most pretentious assholes possible and while they're insufferable I love them still
17 days ago
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Sending Claire some dumb shit being like āthis made me giggleā
18 days ago
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On Bluesky I tweet about finding love, on Twitter I tweet about destroying every cynical critic that exist, I think I should be doing that in both apps tho
18 days ago
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Hitting on a girl when Iām normal as fuck feels like this
about 2 months ago
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No replies from old mutuals
#ItsOver
about 2 months ago
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@jumanjimachine.bsky.social
anyway funniest shit youāve said to date I still think about this
about 2 months ago
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wtf you canāt send photos in DMs bruh how am I gonna reminisce with the homies
about 2 months ago
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DMād Farner sumn and he said āshut up niggaā I never was the same
about 2 months ago
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Dating is hard if you donāt live in Seattle or something Iām screwed man
about 2 months ago
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I can tweet a thousand things just remember I love those who post beside me
about 2 months ago
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I love Bluesky thank you Bluesky
about 2 months ago
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I apologize for hitting on that wonderful lesbian girl as a man I should kill myself
about 2 months ago
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Can we fall in love at this competitive pokemon tournament or are we doomed to never meet again?
about 2 months ago
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My pickiness will stop me from finding love for at least another 5 years
about 2 months ago
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No funny bone left in my body they all broke
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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So they want me to suffer and die got it
about 2 months ago
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Need a Spanish baddie to change my world view
#Tyyyyyyypppeeeshiiii
about 2 months ago
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Dating apps are really a humiliation ritual and I grew up ugly, man.
about 2 months ago
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How it feels to try and date again now that you really want to
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about 2 months ago
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Can I whimsically post or is that too much for you curmudgeons?
about 2 months ago
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Making a fast & furious spin-off gonna name it slow & steady
about 2 months ago
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I still feel this
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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Oh this was topical now huh
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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The simple jester who finds fun in every little thing they do
about 2 months ago
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Bill and Teds cozy lackadaisical adventure
2 months ago
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Looking at hinge and tinder like itās crack cocaine or something⦠I canāt go back there man
2 months ago
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With all this bad stuff happening it feels really weird to flirt with girls rn
2 months ago
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Before I even got it in fr/lg lfg
3 months ago
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Iām like if farner wasnāt bald and obsessed with the Brancos
3 months ago
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Prithee, be careful. I donāt want to see mā work squandered
3 months ago
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This season looks better for them at least stuff is flowing lol
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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Love all my online friends thank you for all existing I hope your life is filled with love n light
4 months ago
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As an ugly brother from the south side I know if a girl likes me
5 months ago
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Beautiful Latina save me
5 months ago
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I get online for perfect angel and pokemon then I leave itās just that simple
5 months ago
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Borderline schizo sorta fine tits tho
5 months ago
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We getting rejected all 2026 send me the hottest girl im shooting my shot š£ļøš£ļø
5 months ago
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Not many people will see this but I wanted to share this post. Shits insane how terrible the world is man.
5 months ago
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I must post my thoughts every 5 seconds or I feel like I dont exist
6 months ago
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The Latina of my dreams wonāt find me until I get a shiny living pokemon dex
6 months ago
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HE IS SUMMFUCKYO HUGE
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6 months ago
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My charizard is gonna look comically huge bro charmander is looking crazy
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6 months ago
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HES SUCH A BIG LIL GUY!!!! New team is coming along nicely
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6 months ago
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