In a disaster, always look for the helpers

Easily the most beautiful music I’ve ever heard.

RAT CONCERT!

air bud twist where he realizes he is a trans man and wins

butch cassidy and the femme dance kid

tfw u r bending hell

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it’s possible the so called “anti weaponization” fund is meant to be a signal to encourage chuds to take his side next time he refuses to lose an election. if so i hope people remember how readily he screws over his enablers

harley quine reproduces by parthenogenesis

are yall talking about the AI granta short story on here yet

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Falion Skyrim’s “i do not sacrifice children to daedra” t shirt is raising a lot of questions that are already answered by the t shirt

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

it’s about where the piss goes if you piss in it

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He’s barely beating @killthecomputer.com lmfaooooooo

fucking commies

"posts with this picture always go viral"

the existence of prepared piano implies there is a procrastinating piano out there somewhere having a panic attack

Nowadays, experimental music makes up a tiny percentage of what people listen to. But in the early days of music, 40,000 years back, it was basically all experimental. That was the dominant scene back then, just doing weird vocalisations while someone’s blowing into a vulture bone.

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i met a couple lovely new gentlemen tonight and several new fast travel destinations appeared on my gay minimap

You should really only be listening to whole tone music. It’s got the whole tones in it. A lot of these artists, they use semitones, which is just half of the tone and trust me, it’s not the part that’s good for you. It’s basically junk.

fucking colleges

The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.

you know you've been computering for too long when you can recognise what this is

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a bucket of rats can be filled in one night! attn: @funguspotion.bsky.social

ohhhh. those lights are supposed to be GREEN. now you tell me

the dragonflyborn in full daedric gear

IT IS HAPPENING, AGAIN.

Turns out I should just drop everything and start doing ultra-long comics with mathematicians?

I challenged Kermit the Frog to a cricket eating contest 44 days ago, and still haven't heard a thing from him. 🦗

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ants making jello jigglers

just incomprehensible to truly describe how stupid this all is

i was texting a friend about this graffiti and auto correct suggested “toe sucker” when a typed tonsure

soup, cream, and onion

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PARKIN

*picture of that north korean woman* In the UK you're not allowed to name the ruling class' ideology

palimpsest

Isaac Chotiner: You say the two cats who live in your house are "Jerks" and you don't care for them Me: Absolutely. They are the burdens of my life Chotiner: It seems you spent an hour searching for special food for them and paid more for it than you do even for your own food. Me: That's--Hold on,