Read a press release about a great new experimental folk album so clicked the link. Was surprised to find it really was a great new experimental folk album. Then discovered I had accidentally left some experimental music playing in a different browser and it was, in fact, just normal folk music.

i wasnt heard i wasnt seen this song this word these sounds so clean to mine own ear i had a shock twas compounded by life of muck should chord & note this song i talk compel miss fortune to send me luck i will be sure to walk more bold! i will my sentiment ever hold, Gyrados rocks Magikarp Sucks

ascetic rpg character that gets more and more elaborately filthy and abject as he levels up

us empire ending explained

guy on the tram with “RESULTS MAY VARY “ pubic bone tattoo trying to explain jubilee

woken up at the homeless shelter to witness a rollicking debate between “you all need to shut the fuck up so everybody else can get some sleep” vs. “no you shut up and mind your own fucking business”

Can’t argue with that

a nightmare repeat from before my eviction, a climb, carrying some broken fragment of technology. before it was a solitary climb like mount doom, now a tower of babel where we carry our pieces together. we celebrate as the objects are shattered and we live. broken screens playing pornography flicker

the legendary panparoxysm, a convulsion that spasms and twists and releases every foul substance a body releases at once

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

Good morning winners!!!

Sore Fuckmann New York, Passenger Arrival Lists (Ellis Island), 1892-1925

Folks the truth is UNLOCKED: a free taste from my sketchbook comics this past week from my Patreon www.patreon.com/posts/150849...

if they call it a “clinic“ why do we in the patient and ou t the ick

as it should be

give up glp for lent

app with under optimized ray traced flames, call it “hand warmer”

i think good art transcends the boundaries of language and culture to touch people, in our fundamental shared humanity and this is why i think next year the superbowl halftime show should be merzbow

you all have to say you would vote for virgil texas in 2028. you have to, right now. it’s *shaking my head no at someone off camera* it’s not important why, you just have to do it. hold this sign up too when you hear the music start. don’t look at what it says

i once saw a dog solve the hairy ball theorem

one rarely mentioned advantage of homelessness is that a portland 3 can easily be a homeless shelter 8

last nights homeless shelter shouting match had someone being accused of being a “champagne progressive”. i met a guy who ran into david byrne with his bicycle and we talked about art rock

ever think about how if you are homeless you are basically in public places 24/7?

one of the guys on the street warned me not to tell anyone i worked on cellular biology simulation. i guess it might trigger some people with interesting delusions

BUTT

The left are teaching our kids to cooperate and care about each other. So I have created a right-wing children's show where it just shows children being beaten so kids learn to be resilient and respectful, or else.

man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you

accidentally got something from the “weird aftertaste“ section at whole foods

punch and judy show but there’s two big arms stage front like an fps and the audience can pull levers to pummel the puppets

coworkers cannot gain levels or learn new spells, but by completing quests you can find more powerful coworkers to join your efforts

first night in a homeless shelter, wish me luck

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

gable gobble, gable gobble, seven of us! seven of us!

ME WALKING INTO THE CASINO: Slot machines are all just Big Phone now ME AFTER WINNING LIKE $180 ON BIG PHONE: Verily, this is the Sport Of Kings,

Remember to thank a podcaster for the food on your plate. They are the only thing keeping farmers sane.

So cool to hear John Chowning just won a Technical Grammy for his invention of FM synthesis in 1967!

it’s so beautifully ironic that we now use the word “cynical“ to describe self interested and hypocritical behavior. diogenes, who deflated the folly of sophists and sought in vain for a single honest man, namesake for idiot criminals

in a groundbreaking moment for neoro linguistic programming, researchers construct a nand gate using 12 toddlers

inspired

bovino was installed as a human fuse for the fascist project. the job of a fuse is to burn out and be replaced so that the rest of the system can operate undamaged

this would be beautiful as a wood sculpture made of two interlocking pieces

one of the characters in punch tv is liv agar with a shotgun

@osullyville.bsky.social re: your latest outfit episode on prohibition. one interesting medical usage of alcohol is to treat the blindness caused by methanol (eg. bad moonshine or industrial alcohol). an old hobo trick was to show up methanol blind at the hospital since the treatment was booze.

in retrospect i t was suspicious that the “originalists” were in favor of a standing army and political parties

JUST IN: Senator Ed Markey has called for President Trump to be removed from power now, under the 25th Amendment

sitting down to watch repo man. i’ve seen it multiple times but this will be my first time as an adult, and my first time seeing it in a theater