This clip of Ian Dunt being a legend on LBC last night is thoroughly worth your time. [Where's Tice? Zia? Pochin? LeeAnderthal? Only Reform matey they could persuade to go on-air & defend Dear Leader was this sad sack from the London Assembly]

Racist politicians whip up racist outrage. Widespread disorder ensues. The courts treat widespread disorder with the severity that they have always treated widespread disorder. Racist politicians cry “two-tier justice”, whipping up racist outrage. Rinse. Repeat. It’s so fucking tedious.

I don't watch #TOTP, but I can have infinite amounts of fun guessing the tune of a Friday night x @happytoast.co.uk @herne-thehunter.bsky.social @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social

DOJ Launches Criminal Investigation Into All Women

Absolutely spot on, as always: open.substack.com/pub/tashthin...

They’re trying to girlbossify the pervert glasses, we’re maybe 6 months away from Reese Witherspoon arguing that more women should be covertly filming strangers, for feminism

Apparently far right commentators have decided I’m nonbinary (I am not nor have I ever claimed to be). So now the definition of ‘woman’ has narrowed further - in addition to looking like a Disney princess to satisfy arbitrary femininity criteria we must also apparently be transphobes to qualify.

"whomp our floofs out". Possibly to the tune of Kneecap's 'Get Your Brits Out' if ur feeling particularly fancy x 😄

- Subsidising consumption in the face of a supply shock - reducing incentives to drive less/switch to EVs - using up limited fiscal space to help better-off drivers rather than the most vulnerable. Hard to think of a worse policy right now.

So we need to more than double his taxes. Got it. (What a cunt)

How about: a) I believe the UK should rejoin the EU; but b) Neither we nor Brussels are ready for a formal negotiation; and c) EU membership would not be a panacea for our national challenges; so c) I will work to build trust and lay foundations with the EU, while advancing other priorities.

I hope this isn’t true. There are times when it’s more important to put country before party. This is one of them. Burnham’s longstanding commitment to a fairer voting system could transform our democracy & counter the dire threat of a Reform UK government elected on a minority of the vote

Philosophy with Andrew Tate

Man Directs Full Force Of Anecdote Toward Single Person After Rest Of Group Moves On To Different Topic https://theonion.com/man-directs-full-force-of-anecdote-toward-single-person-1826391190/

The tale of every single last Reform-led council so far is them discovering that there is no secret Net Zero Department for Pronouns that accounts for 45% of council budgets, panicking, ordering an entire budget surplus worth of flags, and then falling apart in acrimony.

If you really want change, maybe don't vote for a rich twat in yellow trousers standing on a street he could afford to buy from the change out of his last handout from a billionaire.

Doctors Say Digging Own Grave Keeps Bones Healthy After Menopause

List of those Starmer has called out for anti-Semitism: - The Universities - The Arts Council - The Green Party - Pro-Palestinian protestors List of those Starmer has not called out for anti-Semitism: - Twitter - Reform UK - The Trump administration Feels like there’s a pattern here.

Natasha Devon, "When these appalling attacks happen to the Jewish communities we have the correct response" "When it happens to other communities: women, LGBT, black people, Muslims, not the same urgency is applied"

Teachers: "Please help us get AI out of schools, it's ruining education!" Students: "Please don't make us use AI, it's ruining our lives!" Politicians: "We hear you and we want to help you harness the power of AI." #NihilismAndTechnology

"I will not back down in confronting antisemitism" [I will also not stop paying Elon Musk for a blue check mark].

New Top Gear looks shit

This Weeks Onion Magazine: You’re Not Wrong, Babies Are Getting Worse: Enshittification Comes For A Once-Beloved Classic

in the spirit of "for some reason unbeknownst to me quite a few people have bought this of late so why not shout about it a bit", here is my "carpe the fucking diem" tshirt, truly a blessing for all skeleton and crow aficionados 💀 shop.frankduffy.co.uk/product/carp...

I think the phrase 'a hill I will die on' is stupid and overused and that is an opinion I have

There is a lot of good stuff about body image on Substack this week: open.substack.com/pub/naomiald...

this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad.

[climbing out of my car which is now embedded in my neighbours' front room, turning to them hands on hips] honestly I'm as mad about this as you are

Does Oxford University have a problem with Sticky Toffee Pudding?

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

The most detested man in Britain, with Kanye West.

hmm

Greater Manchester Police has found "no evidence of any intent to influence or refrain any person from voting" in the Gorton and Denton by-election, after Reform made a complaint over alleged "family voting" The investigation looked at potential offences under the Representation of the People Act

My book "How to be a patriot" is 99p on kindle until midnight www.amazon.co.uk/How-Patriot-...

Huge news! We've made the vital messaging of CoorDown's new #JustEvolve campaign for #WorldDownSyndromeDay accessible to everyone. We created standard and extended audio described versions of the bold and unflinching ad, as well as penned a descriptive transcript. What do you think? #WDSD26

In today's episode of Racist Psychopaths of Science, we meet Samuel Morton, skull fetishist and massive racist. #psychology #racism #science

@pindsvinesteve.bsky.social it's everywhere!

Nice company you're keeping Ed!

No matter where you are, they’re using the same playbook

If you support the #AssistedDyingBill, the most important thing you can currently do is sign the UK Government and Parliament petition. It's important that filibustering is called out, and that the Lords don't effectively block the bill. Sign the petition now. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/75...

Don't underestimate Polanski's capacity to turn normal tits into absolutely massive ones.

Just saw a mum, dad and two kids go into the cinema, definitely something sinister It was like Family Voting. But the family were doing a slightly different activity together. “It’s not right” I say as I text my ex wife and children for 13th time to no response.

A much more fitting headline

re. BAFTAs and John Davidson's involuntary vocal outburst - Listen to this exceptional young woman on Tourette’s Syndrome 👇

Hi @zackpolanski.bsky.social and @greenparty.org.uk, there's a lot of discourse around this on Bluesky this morning. Thought I'd just ask u directly for clarification on ur current stance about c-sections?