This amused me greatly 😂 especially the fox painting 😂 Thank yoooo @cheekybudgie.bsky.social

We kind of SHOULD be overwhelmed right now! There's a lot of overwhelming stuff going on, so if you're struggling with that, it's not a YOU problem... Continued below...

The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.

A message from Greenland…

Gestapo

"And if my parents had made a different choice, I wouldn't be here today leading Congress into helpless irrelevancy, providing cover for a brutal American dictator, setting the stage for World War III, and ... hang on, hang on, let me start again."

Shabana Mahmood here, whose “ultimate vision” is to turn the world into a prison

Trump: "There are windmills all over Europe. There are windmills all over the place. And they are losers. One thing I've noticed is that the more windmills a country has, the more money that country loses, and the worse that country is doing. I haven't been able to find any wind farms in China."

Trump says he’s soon going to a “beautiful place in Switzerland” Please let it be Dignitas. #Davos #Trump

Well fuck me backwards what a sight. I can't believe that was only an hour and fifteen. It felt like seven years. I hope you all enjoyed watching Robert Jenrick's soul leave his decaying fetid fucking human body.

Following coverage over the weekend of Sir Paul Nurse's comments that suggested that the only reason that a Fellow should be expelled from @royalsociety.org is scientific misconduct, I have written to him to explain the risks such an attitude poses of increasing sexual harassment in STEM.

If I Stop Reading Mein Kampf and Writing “No!” in the Margins, Then the Nazis Will Win

Starmer making the point that if Trump isn't stopped now he'll seize Greenland next. Oh sorry, he's talking about Putin.

Portrait of Sir Keir Starmer. 🇬🇧💪

At least someone's talking about it! @pindsvinesteve.bsky.social

Shoutout to all my fellow Y2K survivors

I was not ready... open.spotify.com/track/7aAZOl...

Just one of the most laid back, loveliest people I've ever seen on telly x

The range of these two fine actors is very equivalent, Ruffalo doing everything from hard hitting drama like Zodiac or Spotlight, to the Avengers. And for Schneider everything from Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo to Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo.

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society https://theonion.com/historians-quibbling-over-exact-definition-of-concentration-camp-sign-of-healthy-society/

me: you boy what day is it today? boy: nonces shout out of the window day. me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.

Just done Black Christmas. Get on it kids, if u haven't already x

Was a big fan of the monolith from 2001, had no idea it visited Epstein Island. Donating my Blu-Ray to charity.

What's behind door No.1️⃣6️⃣ of the The EightyPercentMental advent calendar? ❄️🌲⛄🎁🧑🏿‍🎄 POTATOES! Imagine Brian Harvey's aura!

Priceless

—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter —Infanta? —No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly

Republicans stole their whole health care plan from Spongebob

Ah, that magical time of the year when we celebrate the amazing winter coats of Art Hindle...

Damn, he is good! Lovely being able to smile at anything politics related right now. Well done, sir 🙂 x

My taxes bring all the boys to the yard. And they're like "this is bad approach to fiscal policy".

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it saw someone from work on a Saturday.

Bag for life: jimll.co.uk/products/you...

And no - this article nor the independent - are as horrendous or as bitter as Jeremy Clarkson, Quentin Letts or the shitrag that is the Daily Mail. But it's this insidious commenting on people's appearance in something pretending otherwise to be political commentary. Do better. All of you.

Fed up with the John Lewis's website talking to me as if I'm a naughty dog.

I'm sorry everyone. I do a really good Morgan McSweeney impression and I'd had a few drinks and the lads said, "You know what would be hilarious?" and now here we are

Mike Chalk interviews David Lammy. Only on YouTube. youtu.be/-QdJ8VvapTA

Who else is watching Ghostwatch tonight? It still makes me go cold even though I've seen it at least a dozen times! Creepy as flip... #ghostwatch

Sharks absolutely get cancer, and people claiming otherwise are pseudoscientific grifters preying on the desperate. Even if sharks did not get cancer, eating shark would not cure your cancer any more than eating LeBron James would make you better at basketball.

One of the most fabulous things I've ever seen! @zackpolanski.bsky.social I hope you're taking notes 🙂 x

Quite an unfortunate place to drift off into an ellipsis.

A Level English for Migrants

Is he the Messiah? Maybe he is. A lot of people are saying it. A lot. Maybe it's true. thecritic.co.uk/bles...

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