Det Sgt Simmonite of West Yorkshire Police was reprimanded for shouting "A-ha" as he kicked the door in

🎵 I wanna see the sunshine after the rain 🎵

Oh my goodness, I haven’t thought about The Legend of Tim Tyler (Tim Thaler) for decades! @smershpod.com

thinking about this a lot today

"Next up, a medley of Steamy Windows, Push It and Falling."

My dog Ringo has just reminded me that sand people are easily startled, but they’ll soon be back, and in greater numbers.

One day I will learn not to overfill the fermenting bucket. But yesterday was not that day

Well. I think I really enjoyed Good Omens III. But it also made me angry about what it *could* have been. If Pratchett hadn’t been taken too soon. And if Gaiman hadn’t…you know.

Maybe they charged a processing fee for such a weird order?

What do you get if you cross Penfold with Raphael?

You know when archive TV channels have that disclaimer of ‘May contain outdated attitudes’ etc? They should put that at the start of the news and Question Time as well.

Has anyone ever actually watched Arsenal play and then thought to themselves, "Do you know what? I will visit Rwanda." #UCL

Look, plantar fascitis sucks but I think this guy has bigger issues going on

Land of the free

Oops

Take two oranges into the shower? No I just

John Major is a better former PM than Tony Blair will ever be iandunt.substack.com/p/john-major...

I didn’t hear about this until just now. Seems like a big deal

🥱 Why does Batman not kill the Joker 🥱🥱 Why does Batman not give his money to charity 🤯🤯🤯 :

Those Open Table youtube ads have ensured that not only will I never use their service, but I will also dedicate my life to negatively impacting them in any legal way possible

This is like the Dad’s Army credits #totp

How much dance experience have you got? Nun #totp

Obligatory Chris Amoo from The Real Thing (right) winning Crufts post #totp

I don't watch #TOTP, but I can have infinite amounts of fun guessing the tune of a Friday night x @happytoast.co.uk @herne-thehunter.bsky.social @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social

Phil Collins is NOT Soft Rock. Genesis is Prog Rock and then his solo stuff is Wuss Rock

That face and voice just don’t match #totp

That saxophonist has seen things you wouldn’t believe #totp

You see? “Thank you, but it’s not over” sort of won me round #totp

He doesn’t *not* give dodgy vibes #totp

look at him. he doesn't even have any money

Quick. Raid his house while he’s out #totp

“Rock me Amadeus” made me laugh #totp

Ok, he did actually write this one #totp

He wrote this, you know #totp

Ah. I was in Tokyo in November 99. That’ll be why I haven’t heard of any of these songs. Love Machine by Morning Musume, though… #totp youtu.be/6A7j6eryPV4?...

That’s your favourite Stereophonics song, that is

That's your favourite Ricky Martin song that is #TOTP

This is the first and last time this song was ever played #TOTP

That’s the cheapest, nastiest brass sound I’ve heard in decades #TOTP

If Father Christmas had tried to leave this in my stocking, I’d have drop kicked him out the window #TOTP

Who’s ready to run down the *snarks*? #TOTP

BBC Four begins at 7pm #TOTP

My dog smells of swamp

In better news, the deflector shield around the Death Star is now down

Blair is right that things are wrong but he’s wrong about which things are wrong, and Starmer is right to say Blair’s got it wrong but he’s still wrong about what’s wrong and how to put it right.

Me, if I was the father of any of the Scooby Doo kids: You’re doing what

As long as you don’t expect him to pay

I think, probably, the biggest adder I’ve ever encountered

Otherwise, the article was perfect