It’s obviously pissing in the wind to point it out, but I’m not sure how this gets fixed unless people stop using TikTok, which is the same as saying there’s no way of fixing it. The minute we gave up control of who we see on our feeds to big, amoral companies, this was inevitable.

Me making conversation in the kitchen at work

Let’s escort him there

Hmm

Feel sorry for realtor Jonathan Harker who is having to deal with the property transaction

Incredible thread 👏👏👏

Ref doesn’t know what a foul is

An even better equaliser from Watford. 1-1 #wba

Beautiful strike from Price. 0-1 West Brom #wba

And another. Free kick in a dangerous position this time

Some awful refereeing decisions already in the Watford v West Brom game. Nothing too significant so far, but I worry

Everyone’s going to call it the Trump-Epstein Ballroom, right?

Oh yeah I hadn’t thought of that

This is absolute nonsense

If there are any psychotherapists interested in a Band 7 (possibly being developmental) job in Berkshire, then do get in touch

I’ve just spotted a fatal design flaw in alarm clocks: they wake you up when you are *sleeping*

“I am not a secret Nazi” I wonder where the stress falls on this sentence?

Raskin details how he tried to get unanimous consent today to force Johnson to swear in Adelita Grijalva, but the Acting Speaker Haridopolos "scurried out of the room"

I had to google the name Carl Wayne. Singer in psychedelic Brummies The Move and part-time stooge in the Rod & Emu metaverse. Showbiz careers are fascinating.

Instead of eating lunch today, I spent the time preparing lamb and veggies, which I then put on to slow roast. This meant that not only was I hungry all afternoon, but I was also tantalised by delicious smelling lamb the whole time. Was it worth it? Yep

Remembering Aberfan. 59 years today. Never forgotten.

Because his master’s getting desperate

You just know they’ll find listening devices throughout the entire new build

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

"My doorbell won't work because a website is broken" is not the glorious frictionless future technology promised us, is it?

If it turns out the Sumo lads robbed the Louvre, I will experience a level of pure joy I haven’t felt since the previous millennium.

Also: "appears to be AI generated". I mean, it's hard to know these days isn't it? Perhaps it was real footage. Better hedge here, right?

Chest de Burghster

The museum could have taken steps to prevent this

Sorry but this is the funniest headline I will read all year

Reminder: Chris de Burgh owns the chest burster from Alien (1979)

Now’s quite a good time to sow wildflower seeds ready for the Spring. Plus, for the next few days, it looks like you won’t have to manually water them in…

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Robert Langdon walking round the Louvre right now examining symbols for clues and he's like "these ancient graphics represent the duality of sexuality" and they're like that's the toilets rob

Gov doing a great job standing standing up to fascism

I wonder why these are reduced to clear? Opens the box…

Vote for me as the new Duke of York and I promise that whenever I’m hanging out with the king I’ll call him “Your majesty” in the same tone of voice your mum used when you were being too demanding.

True story

Oh no. I just sniggered at a Sun headline

Was in the queue behind Chris O’Dowd at a small, French airport. Didn’t say anything, because we were queueing for the loo. Was in the queue behind Chris Packham’s dad while he was buying Chris Packham (not present) an electric guitar for Christmas

Clearly the Dungeons & Dragons theme #totp

As an indie rock fan who was a surly teenager when this came out, can I just say that it’s an absolute banger #totp

He appears to have given up all discernible colour, too

Your occasional reminder that it’s ‘straitjacket’ not ‘straightjacket’ #totp

the person who owns this house lives up the street from a friend of mine - terrific decorating

An almost entirely bald man has just waited 25 minutes for a 5-minute ‘hair cut’ during which his remaining (very short) hair appears to have been threatened with a shaver and his ear hair set briefly on fire

How did the Cure ever get a reputation for being miserable or depressing?