The little orange bars on the right are what Trump is calling “the greatest economy in history.”

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." But only slightly less well known is this… "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

Trump has pardoned 17 drug dealers and nearly 1600 people who attacked Congress on January 6, 2021.

The total # of jobs in the US increased by 0.6% over the past year, the slowest growth rate since March 2021. In the past 50 years, this type of weakness in the labor market has preceded a Recession & a spike in the Unemployment Rate 100% of the time.

Yellow-Red-Blue, by Wassily Kandinsky, 1925 (detail, rotated), 📸 by @riogiancarlo.bsky.social

I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But in the meantime, rest well and dream of large women.

New photos released of the person of interest in the Brown University shooting.

Bookmarked with the greatest of haste

I’m just going to tell the story. Back in 2000 I was volunteering for the Gore campaign when he came along with Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Alfre Woodard and Dule Hill to a GOTV event here in MN. He ended up sitting down across from me stuffing his envelopes.

I am not left-handed.

oh my god

[Ravens] Ravens with the pick six of Joe Burrow! twitter.com/Ravens/statu...

Welcome back, Phil. INDvsSEA - 4:25pm ET

No body shaming in the chat BUT I am thinking about the report from three days ago that Rivers was in the Best Shape Of His Life.

I will go up to the six-fingered man and say... "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Oh my goodness is Phillip playing for the health insurance

"Aides said he talked about Ivanka Trump’s breasts, her backside, and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that prompted Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter,” writes Miles Taylor

Ahmed Al Ahmed’s cousin: “He’s a hero. 100% a hero.”

So there is already an ai-generated whitewashing campaign to bury the name of the Muslim man, Ahmed al Ahmed, who disarmed one of the Bondi Beach shooters, and replace his identity with a white guy name and that’s why even a thimble of our potable water powering this tech is too fucking much.

Whoever he is, he's obviously seen us with the princess… and must therefore die. You carry her. We'll head straight for the Guilder frontier. Catch up when he's dead. If he falls, fine. If not, the sword.

I am a student at Brown University. There is an active shooting situation on campus. While some news sites have reported the suspect in custody this is not true. At 5:51 EST the school said the situation is ongoing and to keep sheltering in place. We’ve heard lots of emergency responders.

@keepgunsoffcampus.bsky.social We are following this story at Brown University regarding an active shooter. www.browndailyherald.com/article/2025...

Brett Favre had to retire, though, because football took a real toll on his health and welfare and he wanted to be there for his family. For more information, just Google "Brett Favre Welfare"

Anybody want a peanut?

Am I going mad, or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains… you hippopotamic land mass!

WASHINGTON (AP) - President Donald Trump was sued on Friday by preservationists seeking an architecture review and congressional approval over his White House ballroom project. @apnews.com #NightmareClient

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See the newly released photos here: www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/fq3vn...

Ramirez to Noem: "You lied on the record and you lied to members of this committee. You violated court orders by not turning around deportation flights bound for El Salvador where we know that hundreds of people under your leadership reported they were raped, beaten, and nearly died."

MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported? NOEM: We haven't deported veterans MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea

For fellow Maryland folks, the office of senate president Bill Ferguson is answering calls and creating a list of people in favor of redistricting to boot insurrectionist House Rep. Andy Harris from office. Call! It takes 30 seconds. 410-841-3600 or 800-492-7122. [email protected]

Christian nationalist pastor Joel Webbon calls on his fellow Christians to use the slur "faggot" in the fight against LGBTQ rights: "No, stop it, faggots. No, you will not convert my children. You're degenerates, you're predators, and you're evil." www.peoplefor.org/rightwingwat...

In spirit, content and intent, this was really no different to a Klan rally. The exception being the wholesale absence of outrage in mainstream media. This period of history will be an indictment on those standing silent, as much as the monster himself.

Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.

Trump’s obsession with me is beyond weird. He needs serious help. Since he has no economic policies to tout, he’s resorting to regurgitating bigoted lies instead. He continues to be a national embarrassment.

Reminder, the guy who runs ChatGPT is being sued by his little sister for sexually abusing her for a decade: www.cnn.com/2025/01/08/b...

In line for the TSA behind this guy

I am pleased to announce another no-talent year!

this is still nowhere near as bad as the time Polis endorsed RFK Jr. and praised his antivaxx policies

I've seen this complexion before

*Boner Hardon Father England, Sussex, Parish Registers, 1538-1910

this shit is just beyond parody, man

Two things the Democrats shouldn’t be shy about saying plainly these days: the Supreme Court is illegitimate and Pete Hegseth is a psychopath.

Among Republicans - " The Holocaust of Jews and Nazi Germany was greatly exaggerated or did not happen as historians describe" Disagree: 56% Agree: 37% Manhattan Institute / Oct 26, 2025

“Under Trump's first term, the deficit jumped from $665 billion to $3 trillion, from a B to a T, and he's already added another $2 trillion this term.” @kamlager-dove.house.gov calls out Republicans for pushing a balanced budget amendment despite their own fiscal record.

Pour Vladimir Poutine, cela ne fait aucun doute. La Russie est d’ores et déjà prête à une confrontation militaire avec l’Europe.

It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍

The young man missed the football entirely. Did anyone else see that?