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Good work Onion.

AXIOS: RUBIO TOLD ARAB FOREIGN MINISTERS THAT WASHINGTON'S GOAL IS NOT REGIME CHANGE AND THAT IT WANTS DIFFERENT PEOPLE TO RUN THE COUNTRY

"So who are you looking forward to seeing here most?" "Actually I'm working here later" "Really, what are you doing?" "I'm on stage with New Order" "As a roadie?" "No, the drummer" (2/2)

I'm a vicar in a small rural village. I could never say this to my flock because of the outcry, but Reform are blatantly opposed to genuine Christian values and it's clear that anyone considering voting for them has not been listening to a single word I say each week

This is one of my favourite lunches that @henrymance.ft.com has done, and yes, that's a big claim. When I add that we decided you all earned it this week becuase you've tried so hard in difficult circumstances, you should feel very proud. as.ft.com/r/a30e9e3c-3...

Without wishing to make light of this, the headline here narrows down the location to "literally all of London"

i’m not surprised that the daily mail gave up on buying the telegraph in the light of axel springer’s bid; the rothermeres have a long family tradition of not wanting to fight the germans

Thanks to @vennart666.bsky.social for introducing me to the unique moves of Luigi Primo, the pizza throwing wrestler

Genuinely planning a visit.

Phew, glad it’s not just me.

Seeing as they are still whining about London

Morning Bluesky.

"War, war is stupid, and people are stupid" as Boy George so famously wrote.8

I’ve been obsessed with the “school wars” meme, what it says about London, the very real fears of parents, algorithmic school rumours… and why almost no other news outlets have just sent people to stand and see what happened. Here’s where we’ve ended up. www.londoncentric.media/p/school-war...

Never heard of an instance like this of a charity CEO getting a £1.74m bonus. Part of a strange wider story I’ve never heard about of the sale of City & Guilds to a commercial company in Cyprus. The sale is now subject to a Charity Commission inquiry www.thetimes.com/article/76bb...

I wonder how Salman Rushdie is feeling tonight? That’s the second Ayatollah he’s outlived.

Watching Alan Partridge on U&Dave and it's the pitch episode, and I'm pretty sure they have now made all of them except Monkey Tennis

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Operation Epic Fury??? We now go live to The War Room.

I don't like to post about Trump, but only he could make an attack on another country seem boring. (Obviously not for anyone actually being bombed)

Mark Oppenheimer’s story of how he had to retake his author photo because of his dog’s dick delights me on some fundamental level I cannot entirely comprehend. open.substack.com/pub/markoppe...

Ok, I think I've cracked it. Labour are in a sitcom, so by the conventions of the genre they cannot learn anything ever.

These small boat crossings are getting out of hand now

Typical plumber, always lets you down when they get offered a bigger job

god I miss being a scamp

MATTHEW BADLOSS IS IT

who replies "Ah yes, my friend. It is the violins inherent in the capitalist cistern"

Happy Thursday to all except Matt Goodwin, fuck that guy.

X degens “My meme stock losses are all Citadel Securities fault” Move on now… “My long Bitcoin/short gold losses are all Jane Street’s fault…they are to aggressive and manipulate market”

Never a big Narnia guy but this 6 seconds typifies everything I love about British television.

Just committed misconduct in a public office, I'd give it ten minutes if I were you

So many great lines in The Taking of Pelham 123

Wait, John Irving's granddaughter is competing in the olympic Halfpipe?!

"“Hello Moose-fuckers! I tell you why I hate Canada: half of you speak French and the other half let them.” Jerry Sadowitz

It's too good

Hero www.ft.com/content/c30d...

I told you so you fucking fools

I'm in an Italian ski hotel and there is an old school magic show and it's fucking brilliant

I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

An MP at that time once told me they got a referral for therapy through Parliament during that year and when they called the therapist for their first appointment they started to harangue them about why they'd done a coup against Corbyn's Overwhelming Mandate. I mean Jesus Christ!!!

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Urgh I'm going on holiday so now I have to do all the bits before being on holiday

AI isn’t going to take your job people using AI are going to…burn out? hbr.org/2026/02/ai-d...

Just booked a half term skiing holiday. This half term.

I once witnessed a group of senior (male) execs try to arrange their own diaries for /one/ day. They didn't try it again, put it that way.

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I had a chemistry teacher from Sunderland and him trying to explain alkanes and alkenes in a Liverpool school was total chaos ‘No! One with an aaaeee and one with an aaaee!’ And that my friends is why Al Carns has an uphill battle for no10.