me and the sexual tension with the 200mgs of thc i dropped that haven't hit yet

LOST THE MANAGER POSITION 😔

Trying to explain Donica Lewinsky to a time traveler from 50 years ago would be so insane

Anxiety so bad my abs sore

There are 2 wolves inside me One loves to make fun of Midwest emo because it's so overly serious about little things One earnestly loves it because it lets me process the little things

I hate how stigmatized bottom surgery is in the ftm community 😔 Moreso I hate how I feel like I'm contributing to if simply by being too lazy to want it

My gender is that one dude at the bonfire who takes keeping the fire hot super seriously

If you aay "older woman" and the age gap is less than 10 years you are a fruad

charlie kirk memorial shirt available now! all proceeds go to Charli’s favorite kind of american, a gay transgender lesbian socialist! transgender.gay/products/rip...

don't ever let someone who doesn't even eat pussy break your heart

They Should Invent A Strain Of Weed That Is Indistinguishable From A Used Toyota Corolla

Need a tshirt that says "I may be a handful but at least my tits aren't"

$7 and I'll meow for you, to pay off my top surgery loan

$7 and I'll send a picture of me shirtless, to pay off my top surgery loan

7 dollars and I'll draw a comically bad portrait (pet or human) to pay off my top surgery loans

I don't need god, I have the power of fuck and anime on my side

Love working at places where you just randomly can trade food for weed

OHHH YEAH

being a boy is about CRYING!!!!!!!!!! and eating bread

When I was about 15 or so I used to Google how to give myself breast cancer so I could get them removed So how the fuck did I not realize I was trans until after I turned 18? 🤨😐

Still not as bad as the man who walked up to me with a thousand yard stare saying "b u r g e r 🧍🏻‍♂️" I DON'T SERVE BURGERS

Today a yt man asked what the difference between a taco and a fajita was. I explained but told him we weren't serving anything with fajitas today. He proceeded to request "one of them fajitas"

i found this picture of you

Hey.

let's pick at our skin together

I wonder if the rise of performative "matcha men" will actually birth better men. Could they pretend to not be degenerates for long enough to rewire their brain chemistry?

Truck-kun please take me

Is there a way to say "never again" without a heart full of bitterness? Is there a way to hold onto my second chances and my warmth?

I headcannon that the vacuum cleaner man from breaking bad would be a huge trans ally

The world would be so much better if we were all a little bit more like GI Robot.

repost if you smoke marinara

in the fetal position, straight up "edging it" . and by "it", haha, well, let's justr say . My tears .

Gonna go have lunch with my best friend's mom next week and I have a feeling I'm gonna be asked to clarify if we're romantically involved or not Which, I don't blame her for, I've been calling her my mom/MIL for a bit too 💀

Pregnant women are people. “Pregnant people” doesn’t erase cis women’s experiences with pregnancy — it expands the frame. It helps make all reproductive health safer and more accessible for everyone.

Shoutout to all my liquid adjacent creatures. To the jellyboys and slimegirls and the puddle puppies, etc. y’all are loved.

I love that the hair on my head was hardly affected by T I hate that the hair on my face was hardly affected by T I HATE THAT MY PUBES AND ASS HAIR ATE ALL THE T

quit eating lobster with the mobsters and come have some pike with a dyke

i <3 blurring the line between platonic and romantic. it’s so fun

Fucking plateup

IM SO FLAT HNGHSISIS

Would I look good w calico hair?

Someone remind me to post more photos of my pants tomorrow (I added more stars)

*scwunches paws @ u* :3c

I drew Derpy from memory ⭐️

future grandchild: like shit, from an ass? me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House