here’s a powerful reminder from Kwame Ture.

I decided to do a 5K for my birthday this year. The way my friends are pissed! They wanted to drink and shake ass 😂

Sinners is a movie for the real freaks and eaters. Iykyk.

Taking a Zumba class taught me I could never cut it as a backup dancer for Beyoncé

Sinners let me know that I am truly a sucker for a man in a grill.

I used to kiss strangers in the club in my 20s, kissing on a first date is nothing

They think peace = boring. In reality, they are different.

They do not know what peace is.

Each Gemstone is their own brand of stupid

So fucking right

*sigh*

Issa German shepherd en francais

TikTok has introduced me to all these different dog breeds that I want so bad but have no business having. Like why the hell do I want a Beauceron? I’ve never had a dog a day in my life and that is too much dog for me.

I am sick of Hailey’s shit and the stunts she is pulling in the group chat

An orgasm and a million bucks

Teezo Touchdown would’ve been a great opener for this Tyler, The Creator tour

My Apple Watch keeps telling me I’m in a loud environment. I’m just laughing 😅

Why am I watching the Hunger Games? I know everyone dies and I am still hurt when it happens

Sejanus Plinth is such a frustrating character

Because when I start agreeing with you, then what?

Hey man, go to therapy. And don’t lie to that lady either.

As soon as I turn onto my street my bladder connects to the Wi-Fi and I gotta use the bathroom badly

Ok today is Saturday 😜

I have been laying in my bed happy it’s Saturday and I have nothing to do. Bitch, it’s Friday and I got work 🥴

Depression. But like, it’s still fucking me up lol

looking back spencer’s was a sex shop.

Ima real freak. I put things into my cart and leave them for months without clicking submit purchase.

For this to happen, for garage magic to be resurrected, White people gotta topple the HOAs they created 🤷🏾‍♀️

What it feels like when I get my nails done

“I would never do anything like that” Her in 4K from multiple angles :

I would love to try some Pat McGrath and Danessa Myricks products. However, those are some high quality stuff and I don’t think my makeup skills are up there yet.

REST IN PEACE TO BREONNA TAYLOR (June 5, 1993 – March 13, 2020)

finishing your workload for the day before lunch and bullshitting the second half of the day >>>

Do I want to do a rewatch of the Vampire Diaries? Maybe just the Originals?

I want to go to a MAC counter and see if they will still tell me I am a NW45. All us Black girlies can’t be the same shade still.

This is one of my favourite memes. It also explains why people who suffer from chronic pain can’t be possessed by demons. Demons can’t handle us.

Losing that hour really fucked up my sleep

I really hope that was a new plunger…

I want to be very clear: the reason DC doesn’t have statehood is because Black people have a firm foothold on political power, and they don’t have the infrastructure for disenfranchisement there that they’ve developed in Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, and other southern states.

Southwest’s business model was such a big deal that we did a case study on it in grad school. Private equity is a scourge.

Raphael Saadiq hated it too. Said it was a term created by the labels

fine me someone who believes in dr. sebi and i’ll show you someone who will buy anything as long as you whisper when you talk them.

Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.

Only reason most people I know fly SW is because of their checked bag costing $0. This seems short-sighted and their bottom line is about to be FUCKED 😍

The seats aren’t the best and now you are charging people for bags. That was the only reason why people flew Southwest. This isn’t going to end well for them. The end of an era smh.

monday… already tired.